>>1011118Digging in her ass = that thing they do thats kinda like fingering but theyre trying to do it through the clothes. a real hardcore heavy petting i suppose. BTW i work in kroger so the poopoopeepee madness happens here too.
Sorry my ass. its the funniest shit in the world to me, and i never have to clean up after them because im the only dude in my department
which brings me to my next story
>thrown up front to bag since like 3 kids quit>bag this future windchime's groceries>her kid says hes gotta use it>she ignores him>after bagging, she asks me to help her load her stuff up outside>so i head out with her, pushing the cart and everything, trying to make some tip money>jemimas right behind me>i hear "JONTE HURRY ON UP WHAT YOU- oh...">i turn around>the kid took his pants off and is standing right on the electric doors pissing out the store>mom didnt even give a fuck>no one inside gave a fuck>there was just some puddle of mysterious liquid (ODB incarnate pee pee juice) right outside the door>i walk back to the store after throwing michelle obamas groceries that consisted of snack pizzas, rice krispy treats, and kool aid (your tax dollars are going to that shit btw ;^) ) in her shtbox tahoe>as im walking back im giggling like a mad man watching like 6 other people step in baby nigger juicethey dont just poopoo on aisle 2, they peepee on aisle 3!
