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Kanako skips into the interview area, dramatically jumping and turning to the camera as she lands in place.
>Helloooooo my warriors of LOVE and JUSTICE! It seems like most of my friends, uh...associates?
Kanako brought an index finger to her chin, thinking for a second.
>I don't know if we're friends yet. But I hope we can be! ANYWAY! It seems most have accepted my elimination challenge! But I've been thinking, I'd like a taste of the competition. Waifus Collide 2 is happening soon, but it looks like there's a wide open card for the in-between show! So! LOLA HERNÁNDEZ! La Estrella Ardiente! Uh, did I say that right? My Spanish is a little dodgy. But, um, REGARDLESS! I would like to face you in a singles match before our big PWE! Obviously I probably should be resting before a brutal elimination match, and you should too. But I don't die. And I don't think you die either.
Kanako smiled.
>So! I do hope you accept. And don't expect me to take it easy on you. My singles record isn't great, but I think all of my opponents can vouch for how hard I hit. You can knock me down but I always get back up. I look forward to your response soon! Ciao!
Kanako waves at the camera and starts to walk off, before sliding back in front of the camera.
>OH! And I see those rumors on Tweetstagram, I am *NOT* SMELLY ONIGIRI! I use sulphate-free shampoo on my hair to make it so nice and shiny! And I shower after every show, I know a buncha you in the locker room can confirm that! So stop your fake news, jerk!...So uh, bye again!
Kanako waves at the camera and skips off camera. For about 10 seconds. She quickly sprints back in front of the camera again.
>Oh and-!
A pistol falls out from under Kanako's skirt, firing a round upon impact with the ground.
