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You have the following options:
>the reddit Gensokyo route
>the Chad getting overrun by a vehicle route
>finding a real forest hag and help her to set up a ritual to gain access to the fairy world
>breaking the CERN extradimensional particle reactor
>freezing yourself till a future in which everyone has been replaced with androids and animal hybrids people who have rebelled against their slave keepers and eradicated humanity
>spontanous sleep dimensional travelling, everytime you go to bed and wake up, there is a chance you will not wake up in your bed
>trying to trigger a Missing 411 abduction in an American National Park
