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>[The WWA returns from break, and in the ring to deadly, pin-drop silence is Thea Thority. The crowd stares at their feet, like children scolded for running with scissors.]
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are LIVE here tonight at the Spaghetti Town Wrestling Arena and Barbecue Grill, and I am proud to announce that I have HUGE news!"
>[After a brief second... the crowd bursts to life and cheers threaten to blow the roof off!]
"That's right! Thanks to the outstanding daring and unrivalled SPIRIT of competition our athletes show, we have not one but TWO huge shows of five matches coming up this week, and I can right now EXCLUSIVELY reveal that this first show, coming to you live very soon, is going to be a little bit... HARDCORE."
"Up first, we are going to air exclusive footage from the warehouse downtown, where we understand TRIN-NITY is going to battle Cactus Jane! These brawls have simply not been sanctioned by the WWA, which means ANYTHING can happen!"
"Then, will also see two relative newcomers face off, when the HOSS known as Fury battles the ECCENTRIC streamer, K-Chan!"
"Also on the show, we will see the Rulebreaker Champion, Mimi Cue, defend against the SPIRIT of the Waifu Wrestling Alliance!"
"Following that, looking to capitalise on her huge victory -- her first ever victory in the WWA -- THE Boston Crab will go one-on-one with Kelly DiVanna of the Widowmaker Society!"
"Finally, in our main event, a quick turnaround for a rematch of one of the biggest matches in WWA History, Mare Equine will battle B1 Climax 2023 winner Jade Thorn in a No Holds Barred Match!"
"Stay tuned folks, because starting this FRIDAY is a show you simple cannot afford to miss!"
