>>18405117Corn Girl gathers herself as she reloads her rifle. As she runs deeper into the cornfield she realizes that the panda had stopped chasing her. She tries to steady her breathing listening for any clues as to the whereabouts of her black and white pursuer.
Everything is quiet.
>>18394678The panda's roar jolts her senses and she lets out a yelp. She then hears the familiar register of someone who seems to be conversing with the wild animal.
>Th-THAT'S!>NOOOOOOOO!Corn Girl runs towards the direction of the voices.
She comes across a clearing for her worst fears to be confirmed. It was indeed the Colonel and he was going toe-to-toe with an almost 300 lbs. animal.
>COLONEL!>LOOK OUT!Corn Girl takes and squeezes the trigger.
A mist of blood and dust blinds Corn Girl for a second.She had hit something. Unfortunately the labored wailing that came after was the Colonel's.
The dust clears and Corn Girl sees that she had shot the Colonel's firm, yet shapely bottom. Surely it was a non-fatal wound but Corn Girl wouldn't even have time to think of such comforting thoughts as the panda rears up on its hind legs, sniffs the air around him and lunges into a sprint towards Corn Girl.
Corn Girl runs back into the field with the panda in tow.
