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Holy God Sweet Jesus I FUCKING hate dogs. I have 2 kids and believe in procreating so that our species can survive. I love fucking my wife, cumming in her, and having kids. We will never have a fucking cat or dog.
Every time I go to work and sit in a fucking chair that was previously sat in by a dog owner, I almost lose my shit. Their fucking dog hair is every where. To make matters worse, I'm allergic to pretty much all animals.
My friend bitched about how I never came over but the truth was that his roommates st. Bernard fucking did it. Despite living in a 2 bedroom apartment, they got a fucking St. Bernard. It tore their apartment to shreds and every Time I went over I would sneeze and get watery eyes because that dumb fucking dog shed everywhere and dog owners have no rules for their fucking dogs. The only reason women own dogs is to get fucked by them, honest to God. Women suck at relationships and every now and then, they pass out with half a bottle of Cabernet and wake up to their pitbull inside them. I truly wish this resulted in conception, just so I could see those fucking freaks snapping at mommy.
Gas every heckin pupperino. Imagine evolving over millions of years just to use your opposable thumbs to pick up dog shit.
