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We really need to find a fishgirl for Klaus to date. The problem is most fishgirls aren't aware enough of how good-natured and mythological Knight Klaus has become in the past year. They're still stuck on the lies and chaos sown by Benleaks. Really only two fishgirls stand out:
>Shadi
>Claire
(1) SHADI might seem like the obvious candidate. She's an ally to the Klaus Alliance. She fights bad. She hates Benleaks and wages war against him. She created SHADI JUSTICE, which goes to Knight Klaus's sense of moral justice against Coleposter. Like Shadi went maneuvered to get Jet, Knight Klaus pulled the Parent Trap maneuver to get Coleposter. The PROBLEM, however, is that Shadi seems to be losing steam in the /ftl/ community. She might have gotten a IRL job, which actually could be a pro if she understands she'll never need to wageslave again once she's in Knight Klaus's orbit... but more importantly, two, Shadi seems disinterested in /ftl/ since Benleaks maneuvered kiwifarms to go after her and attempt to ruin her life. She might just be done with this place.
(2) CLAIRE might actually be the better choice. Yes, on the surface, she's the worst thing to come out of Fishtank.live in the history of the series and its spinoffs. She's an alcoholic, toxic, vile person who posted 500+/day at her height in /ftl/. She backstabs everyone around her. But, maybe, just maybe, Knight Klaus can fix her. Klaus knows sobriety, and he can get Claire to smoke weed rather than drink, this would not only fix her worst habits but improve her likeability because she'd stfu about her inane bullshit if she were on 150mg of gummies and 2-3 blunts every 6+ hours. A drugged up Claire blitzed out of her mind on weed could be a great thing for Klaus. A hole to finger (for he is asexual) in between klausposting, and the absolute and utter Benleaks meltdown would make it worthwhile. It would literally be the greatest victory the Klaus Alliance could have over Benleaks, who loves Claire.
Thoughts?
