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>Took my dad out for lunch, haven't talked in a while, both of us busy at jobs
>Decided to go to local burger joint
>Haven't been there in a while but remembered burgers and fries were quite good and tasty
>Prices were waaay more expensive now, almost as bad as Five Guys but at least they do combos
>Somehow out of bison and elk patties(???), so just beef
>Both of us ordered the special, just a double cheeseburger with grilled onions and seasonal veggies, large fries and drink, that's it
>Fountain drink machine out of sugar, coca cola tasted flat with diet shit taste
>Ketchup dispenser EMPTY, asked for packets but told me they don't have any in stock
>Tables were dirty, so decided to eat in car instead
>Waited about 30 MINUTES, for burgers
>Fries took 20 minutes, got them, my dad's fries were burnt to shit, mine were mostly FROZEN, sent them back, got proper batch but waited another 15 minutes
>Finally got burgers, there were only 2 other people in joint, they also looked grossed out and left, didn't even finish their food and threw them into garbage bin
>I ordered medium rare, dad wanted medium.......my burger was fucking well done, dad's was blue rare(?!?), sent back and got it right but another 15 minutes wait
>Bun even had goddamn bread mold, cheddar cheese was hard(!!!)
>Dad found hair in his BROWN lettuce and YELLOW tomatoes
>Wagie teenagers/adults gossiped how over HALF of kitchen was gone because of ICE raids...yeah
>Tossed shit into trash, fuck it, told them we are NOT coming back
>All of that fucking $45 for both of us
Too good to be true I know but I don't fucking care I'm so pissed off and hungry right now. I am DONE eating out, making my own fucking burgers and fries from now on. 1k reviews with 4.5 stars on Google my fucking asshole.
