>>22496723i'll give you a real one.
in the past several decade i have put down more liquor(quit that) 30 packs of beer(quit that) and bottles per day of wine than any human being should have been able to survive.
i take shits more intimidating than any feral beast i've ever encountered, but i'm just fine.
also only ever called out or didn't work because broken leg-itis.
