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>>10006031
They are only interested in you as a means of enriching themselves or as a status symbol. If you can show their peers that you are either of those things, they will flock to you. Shitposting on the chon probably isnt going to help you go out and meet them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:24:17 No.10006037 Report

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>>10006031
Look in the mirror.

The best you can hope for is to fuck a mid 30s virgin, mostly in shape and with a service slave job.

vaginas have price. women are objects

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:24:49 No.10006038 Report

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>>10006031
Dont overthink it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:24:55 No.10006039 Report

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>>10006031
>stem

too late pal lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:25:33 No.10006040 Report

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>>10006035
no anon. he wants them to fuck him, not just to fuck them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:25:36 No.10006041 Report

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>>10006031
>Be a good looking athletic man
>Be very popular and throw lots of parties thus indicating social standing
>Have lots of money to entertain them

Any combo of those three or each by itself

As you are “mid 20’s virgin” I’d expect you exibxit nothing attractive to females

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:25:47 No.10006042 Report

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If you have to ask, no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:26:26 No.10006043 Report

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>>10006031
age

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:26:42 No.10006044 Report

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Pay them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:26:46 No.10006045 Report

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>>10006033
Spics don’t fuck mayates

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:26:48 No.10006046 Report

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>>10006031
Steroids. Do your research though or you'll fuck yourself up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:26:56 No.10006047 Report

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>>10006031

>how to get chicks like this

Have a lot of money and be shallow

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:26:58 No.10006048 Report

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Get a prostitute. The quality is about the same but you're guaranteed results for your money. Also the hooker probably is cleaner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:26:59 No.10006049 Report

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go to lots of parties with pockets full of mdma

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:27:50 No.10006050 Report

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>>10006031
is it popstantot or mathildantot? ive busted a nut to those hoes many a time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:27:50 No.10006051 Report

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lmao you dont want sex my dude, what you really want is to get your sexual urges out of your life,

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:27:52 No.10006052 Report

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>>10006040
m'bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:28:26 No.10006053 Report

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>>10006031
slap them in the face and spit on them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:28:34 No.10006054 Report

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>>10006031
Be a drug dealer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:28:36 No.10006055 Report

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>>10006031
Make friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:28:40 No.10006056 Report

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>>10006031
1. Be attractive
2. Have money
3. Go to bars in college towns

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:29:43 No.10006057 Report

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> how do I get these skinny flat ass chicks to like me

Why would you want that? I'd rather suck a dick, no homo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:29:56 No.10006058 Report

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>>10006056
Also, don't talk like a sperglord.
Watch a couple of tv shows everyone else is watching, listen to a few bands college girls are into

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:30:12 No.10006059 Report

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>Be black
Ha, no have money and a brain.The world is full of whores on both sides. If she or he is sucking you off after finding out what you have,
Remember that important fact! Either if you want to keep them as a pet or drop them off in the woods like the stray they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:30:27 No.10006060 Report

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>>10006032
FPBP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:30:50 No.10006061 Report

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>>10006031
social standing
party lifestyle
if you are lifting, lift to actually look good
get face surgery \ implants if you look shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:31:01 No.10006062 Report

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>>10006041
>be athletic

Pic related is a blurry screenshot of me doing pull-ups, I’m 6’0” 175lbs

>be popular
No friends at all, ever, hate being around people

>have money
I’m making 85k and have made tens of thousands from cryptocurrency

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:31:15 No.10006063 Report

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>>10006032

fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:31:17 No.10006064 Report

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Treat them like shit aka like a nigger does

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:31:25 No.10006065 Report

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Con some crazy out of their tiger zoo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:31:26 No.10006066 Report

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>>10006031
Have money. Or drugs. Or both.

Look like chad.

Invite them to a party, don't be a creep about it.

Hang out with them for a while, eventually they get drunk and/or high and make a move.

If you're ugly they won't make a move. In that case, you ask them if they want to come over and snort an 8 ball. Then you just let it naturally happen, throw some on your dick when you're alone, bam.

90% of women are worthless anyway so why would you want one like that anyway? Just stay clear of them and focus on your fucking career like I'm doing right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:32:03 No.10006067 Report

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>>10006031
Start with ugly and or fat girls and work your way up.

Level your speech craft skills brah. Also as you get more attention the higher tier girls will like you more so the speech craft check is lower to pass the dating mini game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:32:16 No.10006068 Report

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>>10006031
Honestly, if you have to ask you'll never make it. You'll always be a glib facsimile of a chad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:32:18 No.10006069 Report

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>>10006031
Walk up, not dressed like a slob.
Treat them like they ain't shit.
Grab them by their ass.
Push them around.
If some other guy shows up, you'll have to fight him, and win.
Take them. Take them like they're owed to you.
They may protest, but ignore them.

You also have to be in a realm of being fuckable to do this. If you're some giant fat, socially awkward loser, it's not going to work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:32:21 No.10006070 Report

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>>10006031
U just pull ur dick out and start fluffing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:32:27 No.10006071 Report

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>>10006031
I was initially going to tell you: YOU DON'T
but
>>10006032
has it down

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sH0yrBXK Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:41:31 No.10006124 Report

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>>10006062
Then you should have no problem banging 20 year old party sluts you dumb faggoT

If you can’t it’s cause your stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YNEcsqnz Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:42:28 No.10006131 Report

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>>10006031
Talk to them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z/F20mSr Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:42:43 No.10006132 Report

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Search for love, not lust. Two humans that truly care for each other. Find a women you can say "Yes I want to spend the rest of our lives together bound by loyalty and the Holy Spirit our Lord and savior Jesus Christ amen."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z/F20mSr Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:44:34 No.10006144 Report

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>>10006066
Freckled brunettes, a rare delicious sight. Cutie.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XE5mzXag Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:46:57 No.10006160 Report

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Talk to girls IN YOUR LEAGUE or get used to being alone.

Buy them pretty thing and tell them they look pretty with the pretty things on them.

Most girls won't want to fuck you. Get over it fast or be alone.

Girls like that are used to walking all over ugly rich losers. Get over that fast, too.

Find a librarian type if you are not lying about having no friends. (She's quiet and grateful that you are in her life.)

The no friends part is a huge deal breaker on YOUR part, not hers. It means you prefer a way of living that does not work well with other people. (That means no girls either.)

Make peace with being alone. Hobbies and work are good distractions from the pain.

Drug abuse will kill you and the girls and or make you all loser degenerates. You are not the first people to walk that path. (Source: I'm a bad alchie loner asshole.)

Good luck. You will need it. Try talking about things the girls like. Whatever that stuff is. Seriously. Play in your league, looks wise. If you can stomach the Tier you are in, you can easily find a wife or sex partner.

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