Why havent you joined Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? aka mormons for you

Its litterally what you /bant/ have been seeking

-a traditional life
-Whites helping whites
Your career will boost because of connections within the church
-You get a traditional white wife that is loyal and without degeneracy
-Happy family life

and all you have to do is go to church and pretend if you dont believe it once a month

Sounds like utopia? yeah it is