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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:27:03 No.10018665 View View Reply Original Report

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Is being a bodyguard the most cucked job in the world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:28:46 No.10018666 Report

Quoted By: >>10018667 >>10018671 >>10018702

>>10018665
A manlet one - yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:29:59 No.10018667 Report

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>>10018666
This, if you’re built like a shit brickhouse no one really cares

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:30:18 No.10018668 Report

Quoted By: >>10018672 >>10018687 >>10018704

>>10018665
You could be a plumber and root around in shit all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:30:50 No.10018669 Report

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>>10018665
Do you think she orders him to eat out the pussy every now and then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:31:03 No.10018670 Report

Quoted By: >>10018673

I landed a job as a bodyguard with a techie multi-million after I left the Marines. You’re basically a glorified chauffeur. You drive your client to appointments and events and basically wait in the car. I did it for 8 months before I left. The money is good though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:39:03 No.10018671 Report

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>>10018666
Hes not a manlet tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:43:17 No.10018672 Report

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>>10018668
Imagine rooting around in her shit all day :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:46:18 No.10018673 Report

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>>10018670
This. Did some work. Money is good, but it's nothing like the movies portray it as. I guess the best depiction of it would be the Max Payne 3 club level before the shooting starts. Just pushing aside weirdos and taking ques from your client that they want to leave and to make yourself known.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:46:47 No.10018674 Report

Quoted By: >>10018698

>implying that dude isn't ex-special forces or something

You guys are retarded. Heaps of special forces soldiers either go on to be PMCs or high level bodyguards. They get good money and if you're good looking you get to fuck either famous sluts or their friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:48:34 No.10018675 Report

Quoted By: >>10018676

>>10018665
She stole Deniro's shoes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:50:16 No.10018676 Report

Quoted By: >>10018685

>>10018675
Those are boots anon.
You don't even know what boots are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:56:24 No.10018677 Report

Quoted By: >>10018679 >>10018680

>>10018665
They carry a gun to ward off incels like you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:57:42 No.10018678 Report

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>>10018665
mmmmmm depends
ll rather simp for Taytay than simp for a 4/10 bitch in my city

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:57:56 No.10018679 Report

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>>10018677
Its useless if you get the drop on them first

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 00:59:40 No.10018680 Report

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>>10018677
the time he takes to draw the gun and take safety i've already came

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:00:22 No.10018681 Report

Quoted By: >>10018686

Dude can probably break an arm in 3 different places in as many seconds, otherwise Tay's being real jewy with her bodyguard budget.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:01:27 No.10018682 Report

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>>10018665
I would be her BG just so I could SMELL her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:02:39 No.10018683 Report

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bro she shouldnt wear big shoes shes already like 6 ft. they make her freakishly tall like andre the giant

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:02:43 No.10018684 Report

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>>10018665
That's a malnlet that carries her stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:03:36 No.10018685 Report

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>>10018676
they kind of do look like submarines

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:03:47 No.10018686 Report

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>>10018681
It doesnt matter how strong he is cause im a master of gun fu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:04:23 No.10018687 Report

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>>10018668
taking up a trade is unironically the most cucked option out there

>start as an apprentice and kiss some superiors ass all day
>listen to him tell you about the school of "hard knocks" in his indecipherable accent
>finally get off on your own
>work in houses of rich people that barely acknowledge you exist
>just have the guy glare at you as he rides off to work in the morning
>see the trophy wife sipping her sweet tea spiked with vodka while she watches you to make sure you don't steal anything
>all your coworkers have a chip on their shoulder bc they didn't go to college

cuck? cuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:04:43 No.10018688 Report

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>>10018665
that's not an umbrella

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:06:53 No.10018689 Report

Quoted By: >>10018690

>>10018665
Apparently she moggs all her bodyguards

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:08:43 No.10018690 Report

Quoted By: >>10018694

>>10018689
“She”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:08:52 No.10018691 Report

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>>10018665
Who dat bitch be?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:10:42 No.10018692 Report

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>>10018691
Lurk moar faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:16:51 No.10018693 Report

Quoted By: >>10018700

>>10018665
You're not actually supposed to take a bullet for your client, fuck em just take the money while it's good and if shit actually goes down just dip out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:22:37 No.10018694 Report

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>>10018690
was about to post this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:27:04 No.10018695 Report

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>literally just be a helper for a VIP and get paid decent amount
stay poor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:32:03 No.10018696 Report

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>>10018665
>get paid to walk around with hot women all day
Could be worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:32:25 No.10018697 Report

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>>10018665
No. I literally did this for a family. I protected them from the woman's psycho ex.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:34:35 No.10018698 Report

Quoted By: >>10018703

>>10018674
Imagine going from killing people and wearing ear necklaces to holding some woman's coffee and umbrella for a living.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:36:00 No.10018699 Report

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>>10018665
He has to be armed. That umbrella has a knife in it, guaranteed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:42:28 No.10018700 Report

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>>10018693
This, if I'm standing next to you with a gun and someone starts shooting, and I shoot back, it was to try protecting myself. They'll never know the difference. Easy money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:45:08 No.10018701 Report

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>>10018665
That's a personal assistant. Not a bodyguard. His body is not even bog enough to guard Tays.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:46:35 No.10018702 Report

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>>10018666
Show flag kike

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:47:33 No.10018703 Report

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>>10018698

>umbrella

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:58:05 No.10018704 Report

Quoted By: >>10018707

>>10018668
This anon has no idea what a plumber does

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 02:03:34 No.10018705 Report

Quoted By: >>10018708 >>10020848

Haha imagine having to be taytays bodyguard when you’re alone in the suv with her on Hot and sweaty days and she takes off her shoes to air her smelly feet or she just lets a fart rip and all you can do is sit there and inhale the toxicity haha that would be awful don’t u think?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 02:04:44 No.10018706 Report

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 02:05:32 No.10018707 Report

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>>10018704
You play with turds all day mario.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 02:05:39 No.10018708 Report

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>>10018705
Girls don't fart silly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 02:06:54 No.10018709 Report

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>>10018706
Something looks wrong with that dude. Like he's tweeking on meth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 02:10:24 No.10018710 Report

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>>10018665
You have infinite opportunities to fuck them; Scarlett Johannsen's bodyguard was hitting that shit. You could also hire some retard to scare them and look like a hero.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uD5lpl2F Wed 08 Apr 2020 05:16:04 No.10020848 Report

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>>10018705
>that would be awful
It's more like bonus or reward.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BSAWY1q7 Wed 08 Apr 2020 07:01:40 No.10021017 Report

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>>10018665
No. It can be kinda comfy, the money is good and the perks are nice. I've slept in some pretty decent hotels and dined in Michelin star restaurants for work. And if the client is a decent person it almost feels like you are just hanging out with someone. I'd do more of it but chances in Finland are kinda limited.

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