Post nicknames of people you know and explain their backstory.

>storm
He's this tiny dude who looks like he's 14 but got the nickname because he can drink an Irishman under the table.

>stefan the kitten
Local edgelord started calling himself "Stefan the Psycho" and it backfired.

>skittles
A druggie who's addicted to molly and always has a big bag of colorful e-pills on him.