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>Be Australian
>Get eaten by a dingo
>Get bit by a spider
>Get kicked by a kangaroo
>Get stung by a scorpion
>Get bottled by a cunt
>Get eaten by a dingo
>Get bit by a spider
>Get kicked by a kangaroo
>Get stung by a scorpion
>Get bottled by a cunt