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gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:0BtVzvZt Mon 12 Jun 2017 15:58:13 No.1004282 View View Reply Original Report

Try to limit the poster above you as creatively as possible, and follow it with a power of your own.

No
>omnipotence
>handicap stacking

I'll start:
>time control

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ukqDlxiT Mon 12 Jun 2017 15:59:47 No.1004305 Report

Quoted By: >>1004501

You only control small clocks and not actual time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M61ie7il Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:00:50 No.1004321 Report

Quoted By: >>1004335

>teleportation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ukqDlxiT Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:01:28 No.1004329 Report

Quoted By: >>1004349

Oops forgot to add mine
>shapeshifting

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:0BtVzvZt Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:02:00 No.1004335 Report

Quoted By: >>1004349 >>1004360 >>1004368

>>1004321
Always end up in a random location
>firebending

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M61ie7il Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:03:38 No.1004349 Report

Quoted By: >>1004375 >>1004501

>>1004329
but you can only shape-shift your fingers
>>1004335
it burns yourself even without touching you

>unlimited energy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C4y2uUUw Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:04:15 No.1004360 Report

Quoted By: >>1004374

>>1004335
will turn the heat of the fire down to 20 degrees
>switch bodies as often as you like

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1F4KX/NL Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:04:45 No.1004368 Report

Quoted By: >>1004376 >>1004386

>>1004335
Fire burns at 1 degree Fahrenheit
>Always get repeating digits

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M61ie7il Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:05:30 No.1004374 Report

Quoted By:

>>1004360
it lowers your lifespan by 10 years each time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1F4KX/NL Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:05:40 No.1004375 Report

Quoted By: >>1004501

>>1004349
Energy burns faster than you can use it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C4y2uUUw Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:05:40 No.1004376 Report

Quoted By:

>>1004368
but you won't be able to post a picture ever again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Id+YuVu2 Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:06:28 No.1004386 Report

Quoted By: >>1004398

>>1004368
No one checks said digits, even in a dubs thread.
>clone creation/manipulation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M61ie7il Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:07:16 No.1004398 Report

Quoted By: >>1004404

>>1004386
clones cant breathe

>Flight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C4y2uUUw Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:07:53 No.1004404 Report

Quoted By: >>1004411

>>1004398
you can't fly over water

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M61ie7il Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:09:01 No.1004411 Report

Quoted By: >>1004419 >>1004463 >>1004501

>>1004404
thats still amazing though as you could fly over land.

>laser vision

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:0BtVzvZt Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:09:42 No.1004419 Report

Quoted By:

>>1004411
You can't actually see lasers

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:C4y2uUUw Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:12:59 No.1004463 Report

Quoted By: >>1004477 >>1004493

>>1004411
yeah, i didn't nerf it that much desu, you're right

laser vision but you can't destroy or damage anything with it

I got another one,

>unlimited access to highspeed internet no matter where you are

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:0BtVzvZt Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:14:15 No.1004477 Report

Quoted By: >>1004541

>>1004463
But only via cable

>super speed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M61ie7il Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:15:32 No.1004493 Report

Quoted By:

>>1004463
you never have any device that can go online

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c5hntpLF Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:15:58 No.1004501 Report

Quoted By: >>1004516 >>1004522

>>1004305
That's not time control
>>1004349
How can you burn yourself without heat touching you
>>1004375
That's not unlimited

>>1004411
Cyclops handicap; you can't stop shooting lasers

>Human black hole; can absorb anything

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fk6lWr+S Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:17:04 No.1004512 Report

Quoted By: >>1004517 >>1004522

>ability to learn tasks 10% quicker than others

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C4y2uUUw Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:17:24 No.1004516 Report

Quoted By:

>>1004501
the more you absorb the fatter you get

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:0BtVzvZt Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:17:25 No.1004517 Report

Quoted By:

>>1004512
Still ends up as mediocre as everyone else

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:M61ie7il Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:17:35 No.1004522 Report

Quoted By: >>1004533

>>1004501
but only works on small quantities of food at a time
>>1004512
you are deaf and blind

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fk6lWr+S Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:18:32 No.1004533 Report

Quoted By:

>>1004522
thats not a nerf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c5hntpLF Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:19:11 No.1004541 Report

Quoted By: >>1004624

>>1004477
Only up to 200mph

>Empathy manipulation

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:0BtVzvZt Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:25:38 No.1004624 Report

Quoted By: >>1004708

>>1004541
You cry every time.
>impervious to damage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EPt7qkxq Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:33:57 No.1004708 Report

Quoted By: >>1004781

>>1004624

But you can only use this power every 10 years, for 15 minutes at a time.

>ability to make anyone in a 20 mile radius nauseous instantly, except myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:16xN9+2O Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:39:55 No.1004781 Report

Quoted By: >>1004819 >>1004828

>>1004708
Person who got nauseous also gets 1000 dollars.

>Able to defeat anyone at anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o82z22Zr Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:42:49 No.1004819 Report

Quoted By: >>1004859 >>1004864

>>1004781
Can only do it while masturbating

>Mind reading

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:0BtVzvZt Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:43:33 No.1004828 Report

Quoted By: >>1004859 >>1004864

>>1004781
you are forever robbed of any thrill
>can breathe and move in space

Mercenary Rorikon

Mercenary Rorikon ID:qhd4eaOT Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:46:08 No.1004859 Report

Quoted By: >>1005000

>>1004819
You can't speak.

>>1004828
Can't breathe or move on earth.

>Ability to become a cute anime girl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:16xN9+2O Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:46:38 No.1004864 Report

Quoted By:

>>1004828
I already know that feel.
>>1004819
This would be pretty awesome just licking everyones ass at everything while jerking off.
I want that to be my life to be honest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HWIBI0mW Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:47:15 No.1004869 Report

Quoted By: >>1004880

the ability to get dubs on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:16xN9+2O Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:48:19 No.1004880 Report

Quoted By:

>>1004869
In threads nobody else sees or posts in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tStvqeH5 Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:51:57 No.1004924 Report

Quoted By: >>1004939 >>1004949 >>1005009

>deafening screeching
nerf this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HWIBI0mW Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:53:13 No.1004939 Report

Quoted By: >>1004952

>>1004924
people despise you for doing it

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

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gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:0BtVzvZt Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:54:14 No.1004949 Report

Quoted By: >>1004960

>>1004924
Nice sweater man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tStvqeH5 Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:54:20 No.1004952 Report

Quoted By:

>>1004939
I thought the nerf would be something along the lines of: You can't stop screeching. Not even for a word.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tStvqeH5 Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:55:32 No.1004960 Report

Quoted By:

>>1004949
Thanks bro. You like my unedited picture with my Bankai?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:56:18 No.1004971 Report

Quoted By: >>1004987

You can make traps not gay forever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:16xN9+2O Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:58:49 No.1004987 Report

Quoted By:

>>1004971
But you become gay and only like masculine men.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tStvqeH5 Mon 12 Jun 2017 16:59:50 No.1005000 Report

Quoted By:

>>1004859
but no one ever notices you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:35h2xpxR Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:00:20 No.1005009 Report

Quoted By: >>1005012 >>1005017

>>1004924
You deafen yourself every time you do it, too.

>Computer keyboard shortcuts (Ctrl-f, Ctrl-c,Ctrl-z, ect) in real life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tStvqeH5 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:01:34 No.1005012 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005009
It auto-searches every time, and nauseates you more and more for every letter.

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:0BtVzvZt Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:01:59 No.1005017 Report

Quoted By: >>1005033 >>1005054

>>1005009
You don't have a working interface to type or think these comands in.
>can attract any female
Inb4 is gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tStvqeH5 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:03:22 No.1005033 Report

Quoted By: >>1005045

>>1005017
None of them are faithful.

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:0BtVzvZt Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:04:50 No.1005045 Report

Quoted By: >>1005053

>>1005033
That's okay. I was expecting
>but only bovine females
or some shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tStvqeH5 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:05:37 No.1005053 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005045
No, your power says "any" female.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UIWsaeC2 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:05:38 No.1005054 Report

Quoted By: >>1005064 >>1005069

>>1005017
they know they are being tricked, and act slightly as if they are being raped
>Pokemon are real, and you are a pokemon master

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:06:32 No.1005064 Report

Quoted By: >>1005067

>>1005054
Pokemon are nickname for sentient STDs

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:0BtVzvZt Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:06:54 No.1005067 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005064
No pokemon is cool shut up :^(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tStvqeH5 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:07:00 No.1005069 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005054
You only like legendarys and refuse to train anything else. So you don't catch any.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:07:35 No.1005076 Report

Quoted By: >>1005083

You can acess the internet with your mind quads and dubs guaranteed

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tStvqeH5 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:08:30 No.1005083 Report

Quoted By: >>1005099

>>1005076
Everytime you access the internet you hear the DSL boot-up at 300 Decibels.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VcRIDgiF Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:10:07 No.1005098 Report

Quoted By:

>>1004282
>OP "no god powers"
>Also OP "Time Control"
OP is fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:10:17 No.1005099 Report

Quoted By: >>1005111

>>1005083
Still good.
If you concentrate five seconds you can bitchslap uber alles over the internet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tStvqeH5 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:11:38 No.1005111 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005099
You would be permanently deaf if you heard it at 300db once. TOPKEK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FPWQY7nI Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:12:47 No.1005122 Report

Quoted By: >>1005134 >>1005139 >>1005163

>run at 100km/h per hour

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tStvqeH5 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:13:38 No.1005134 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005122
Every km you run you throw up.

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:0BtVzvZt Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:13:47 No.1005139 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005122
Still get tickets if you speed regardless if on foot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:16:14 No.1005163 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005122
You have no feet.
Also guys, when you respondz gobe a new power.
You have coprokinesis

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tStvqeH5 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:19:06 No.1005197 Report

Quoted By: >>1005280 >>1005282

>Can ejaculate at any time of my choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F3L4TDau Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:20:24 No.1005214 Report

Quoted By: >>1005267

>Can control weather.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+bq63DNU Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:24:38 No.1005267 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005214
Can control whether or not___
>Never forget +c

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:25:49 No.1005280 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005197
All your skin pores are now penises and you cum your innards. You choose to cum constantly.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:35h2xpxR Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:25:52 No.1005282 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005197
You always pick the wrong times to nut

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UdbeGaV0 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:26:05 No.1005285 Report

Quoted By: >>1005298

The power to smoke a million cigarettes and transform into röökijäbä

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+bq63DNU Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:27:45 No.1005298 Report

Quoted By: >>1005311 >>1005335 >>1005337

>>1005285
Transformation takes the power of a million cigarettes.
>The power to walk through walls

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:29:21 No.1005311 Report

Quoted By: >>1005354

>>1005298
You go noclip but gravity still affects you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:31:04 No.1005333 Report

Quoted By:

You have a prehensile penis of above abrrage size, can vibrate and oozes body-friendly glow in the dark liquid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gPkrlyRb Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:31:15 No.1005335 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005298
Only walls made out of fake wood paneling

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7EPJU3ba Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:31:27 No.1005337 Report

Quoted By: >>1005359 >>1005371

>>1005298
>have to be naked while doing it, also the content in your digestive tract cant go through walls

Immunity to THE LAW, Any illegal things you do will be ignored by law enforcement.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+bq63DNU Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:32:48 No.1005354 Report

Quoted By: >>1005370

>>1005311
So my real power would be to travel to the other side of the world in 42 minutes whenever I want.
Cool.
It's the Indian Ocean.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:33:24 No.1005359 Report

Quoted By: >>1005373 >>1005442

>>1005337
Immune to the laws of gravity and thermondynamics except force of centrifuge, earth throws you off at thousands of km per sec.
You can always make people use superior metric system

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:34:20 No.1005370 Report

Quoted By: >>1005404

>>1005354
Wait are minutes metric or imperial?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+bq63DNU Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:34:20 No.1005371 Report

Quoted By: >>1005428 >>1005442

>>1005337
The law also does not protect you from the actions of others.
>Heterochromia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UIWsaeC2 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:34:28 No.1005373 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005359
But when you do, they become boring eurofags

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+bq63DNU Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:36:47 No.1005404 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005370
Imperial, the French tried to make metric units of time way back in the day, but using 10s for that didn't work out so well.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:38:42 No.1005428 Report

Quoted By: >>1005454

>>1005371
But you can't see

Power to be immortal

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7EPJU3ba Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:40:30 No.1005442 Report

Quoted By: >>1005461 >>1005475

>>1005371
>pic related
>>1005359
Fugg. Also when used on americans their brains melt and you're arrested for murder.
>the power to increase your autism level by looking at memes, The more autistic you get the stronger you get

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JCWrhu2E Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:41:02 No.1005445 Report

Quoted By: >>1005475

>Having a Secound brain
>Telekinesis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JCWrhu2E Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:41:48 No.1005454 Report

Quoted By: >>1005482

>>1005428
You will always be suicidal and alone an outcast and you cant use the internet or enter houses without the owners approval

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GSG0+aWr Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:42:12 No.1005461 Report

Quoted By: >>1005498 >>1005508 >>1005511

>>1005442
you can only look at the worst memes
>power to switch from 4chan to leddit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:43:25 No.1005475 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005442
Cholesterol is procentually proportional to how many memes youve seen works retroactively.
>>1005445
You have autism and all sodium in your dna becomes arsenic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JCWrhu2E Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:44:21 No.1005482 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005454
You also have to drink blood to be immortal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+bq63DNU Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:45:46 No.1005498 Report

Quoted By: >>1005532

>>1005461
It really is leddit, not reddit.
>Power to speak any language

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7EPJU3ba Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:46:32 No.1005508 Report

Quoted By: >>1005524 >>1005532

>>1005461
But it's exactly the same over there but with worse formatting
>the ability to make people suicidal by twisting their nipples

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:46:40 No.1005511 Report

Quoted By: >>1005544

>>1005461
but you switch to reddit

Gaydar power

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+bq63DNU Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:48:00 No.1005524 Report

Quoted By: >>1005541

>>1005508
You think nipples are icky
>Can skate real good

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:48:42 No.1005532 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005498
You dont have body language and are in uncanny valley people seem to think your an oject and hurt yoh.
>>1005508
People now communicate by nipple twisting. Omnigloth fag is your only friend

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:49:18 No.1005541 Report

Quoted By: >>1005558

>>1005524
Penis becomes hockey puck.
Can make op always deliver

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+bq63DNU Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:49:28 No.1005544 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005511
In the colloquial sense; nothing about sexuality

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+bq63DNU Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:50:55 No.1005558 Report

Quoted By: >>1005632

>>1005541
Can't make him not be a fajet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:01gxPbb9 Mon 12 Jun 2017 17:56:55 No.1005632 Report

Quoted By:

>>1005558
Still, its something.
Your dad is Nyarlathoteph, he loves you genuinely and gives you lots of gifts, also not homo

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2

gundog !l5Ju6Ly8I2 ID:0BtVzvZt Mon 12 Jun 2017 19:27:41 No.1006897 Report

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Bump
>can survive the equivalent of a direct nuclear blast

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