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>be Trump
>haven't played 256th-dimensional Dwarf Fortress in a couple of days
>hmm what could I do to fuck with the media some more
>Melania reminds me: we have a scheduled media appearance coming up, where we allow the press to photograph us getting out of a helicopter
>I'll be wearing the usual, of course, and Melania will look classy as ever
>oshit.jpg
>but what will Barron wear??
>the youths today are always wearing these "graphic tees", after all.
>try to think of something to have printed on one that would get the media talking, yet ultimately be entirely inoffensive and could in no way make Barron look bad
>think for about 0.248681 seconds, consider 1,508,583 possible phrases
>that's it
>"The Expert"
>haven't played 256th-dimensional Dwarf Fortress in a couple of days
>hmm what could I do to fuck with the media some more
>Melania reminds me: we have a scheduled media appearance coming up, where we allow the press to photograph us getting out of a helicopter
>I'll be wearing the usual, of course, and Melania will look classy as ever
>oshit.jpg
>but what will Barron wear??
>the youths today are always wearing these "graphic tees", after all.
>try to think of something to have printed on one that would get the media talking, yet ultimately be entirely inoffensive and could in no way make Barron look bad
>think for about 0.248681 seconds, consider 1,508,583 possible phrases
>that's it
>"The Expert"
