I don't want to join the army. You need to defend boots there, if you don't then you are to be hanged. So you will be buried in the closed coffin to the music from American films. And the boots will be put inside the coffin next to you. Boots are cleaned, for parade. Such beautiful. With aiguillette. Guys, join the army.
Bromine is being put to the guys' porridge. They are too young, these guys. Then they've got their dicks turning hard as a sentry's duty. After lights out they bang each other in the butts. Guys turn off the light and run all over the barracks. Freaking out. They love to dress up as girls and protect@serve motherland. And then they bonk each other's asses.
If you happened to be a scout - your days are numbered. Melee fighting In the morning, Fisting before lunch, arugula as the lunch. After lunch - execution by firing squad. Left no dinner for me. Faggots, bastards. I want to eat but I've got my own funerals instead. Fuck.
On the general's wedding some soldiers were dumped into a bathhouse. Door got closed, the bath set on fire. And they didn't know a thing, kept washing themselves. A sergeant had dropped the soap. So privates kneeled him down and raped. Why? Because he had pissed on the stones. And the general with his wife were watching at it and laughing. Then the wife got a stroke. Wild-eyed she fell down whilst foaming at the mouth. A beautiful wife she was. Had died. At her funeral soldiers were firing shots in the air. Later on they all got shot by a firing squad as well.