>>10068911well theres quite an easy solution to your request, you just have to KILL YOURSELF
GRAB A TRIGGER AND PULL IT
BUY A GALLON OF PAINT AND DRINK IT
THROW YOURSELF FROM A BRIDGE
SWALLOW A DOOR HINGE
WRITE THE BIBLE ON YOUR SKIN WITH A BOXCUTTER
HUGH FIVE AN APPROACHIBG TRAIN
HEADBUMP A SPEEDING CAR
SNORT A LINE OF GROUND GLASS
STICK A GRAM OF POLLONIUM UP YOUR ASS