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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 21:52:02 No.10074041 View View Reply Original Report

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>OMG Joseph I know you just got back from your trip and there has been so many chad roman soldiers around and the penalty for adultery is stoning but guess what im pregnant and god did it
>the baby looks Italian for some reason
imagine being a Christcucck this is what the believe how would you wake up in the morning

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 21:57:06 No.10074042 Report

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Wrong holiday

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 21:57:57 No.10074043 Report

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 21:58:26 No.10074044 Report

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 21:59:01 No.10074045 Report

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>>10074043
he's actually being blasphemous.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:00:51 No.10074046 Report

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>>10074044

MOSHI MOSHI

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:01:01 No.10074047 Report

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>The baby looks Italian for some reason

So THAT's why he's so white in all those renaissance paintings

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:02:09 No.10074048 Report

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>>10074041
Imaging shoving things in your ass because you hate God.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:04:10 No.10074049 Report

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>>10074044
*sounds of shuffling and things falling over*
>"SHIT SHIT SHIT"
>"JUST A MOMENT!"
*glass breaks*

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:04:53 No.10074050 Report

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>>10074041
How are so many people so confident with mocking something they have clearly zero knowledge of?

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:06:36 No.10074051 Report

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>>10074048
Imagine believing god is real

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:07:43 No.10074052 Report

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>>10074050
>He thinks virgins give birth

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:11:30 No.10074053 Report

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>>10074052
>he thinks Son of God is being created and born same way normal people do

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:12:21 No.10074054 Report

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>>10074041
Probably true. The miracle was Joseph forgiving her and still marrying her and raising little chad like he was his own.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:13:12 No.10074055 Report

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The basis of christianity is the whiteknighting of a cheating wife. Think about it.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:14:24 No.10074056 Report

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>>10074050
oh i have a good understanding of human biology you dumb nigger

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:14:56 No.10074057 Report

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>>10074043
yeah not an argument nigger

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:15:43 No.10074058 Report

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>>10074044
>hello i have some immigrants you can take

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:15:47 No.10074059 Report

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>>10074053
>he thinks it was Gods idea to sacrifice himself to himself to save humanity from himself

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:16:53 No.10074060 Report

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>>10074050
>he thinks Son of God is being created and born same way normal people do

>he proceeds with edgy reply, rubbing his hands in delight

my previous sentence is RESONATING with your ignorance atm

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:17:39 No.10074061 Report

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>>10074056
>he thinks Son of God is being created and born same way normal people do

>he proceeds with edgy reply, rubbing his hands in delight.

my previous sentence is RESONATING with your ignorance atm

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:18:49 No.10074062 Report

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>>10074059
>from himself

ignorance is bliss

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:22:14 No.10074063 Report

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>>10074061
>Luke 1:56 says that she stayed with Elizabeth for 3 months. We know for certain, then, that Mary was at least 3 months pregnant with Jesus. She went to Elizabeth when Elizabeth was in her 6th month of pregnancy (Luke 1:36; 1:39). The NIV says that Mary left immediately and stayed for 3 months. The trip from Nazareth to the town that Elizabeth lived in was a week apart. So we know that, unless she conceived at another time other when the angel talked to her, she was in her 3rd and 1/2 month when she left.

>bro she was preggo for 9 months like biology but then he just came out

lol
>biology comes and goes at my convenience

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:27:59 No.10074064 Report

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>>10074063
whats your point?

Jesus is both human and both God at the same time! Thats one of the basic christian dogmas

Holy Marry carried Jesus same way as all other babies are carried. This has nothing to do with how the holy seed of life sprawned in her.

0 education
100% attitude

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:34:01 No.10074065 Report

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>>10074064
>whats your point?
whats yours? virgin births are no miracle
the idea you accept 9 months in tune with biology but then say its just miracle is contradictory

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:35:10 No.10074066 Report

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>>253190670
/pol is a Pagan board. Fuck you and happy Eostre!

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:35:16 No.10074067 Report

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>>253190670
>made possible for us to have nation states in the first place
you have its backward whites make Christianity great that why Ethiopia is shit

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:41:03 No.10074068 Report

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>>10074065
why should it be contradictory? Again. Jesus is as much human as he is Son of God --> God himself

he is being created by essense of God casted upon Marry. He is being carried like "normal human"

I wish you all the best from bottom of my heart (i really do), but you are not familiar with basics of faith and yet you are mocking, attacking it.
So again.
What is your point? either educate yourself in this matter (i strongly advise this) or stay out of it.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:42:24 No.10074069 Report

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>>253192109
/pol/ is a Pagan board
This makes the /r/tranneists seethe so hard they make Christian threads only to flood them with discord trannies spamming again and again their degenerate semitic death cult beliefs.
But it doesn't stop there, no, it gets worse.
These tranners also purposely derail the thread with LARPchristian propaganda blackmailing you into thinking being LARPchristian jew worshipper is being pro-white.
You thought they were finished? Not a chance!
They end up posting bible quotes all day long, revealing their true colors.
It's a worldwide plot to legitimize their pedophiliac-sacrificial cult.
Do not be deceived by these useful idiots, /pol/
Believe in the Gentile Gods and praise their name.
"Live a Man, die a Colossus"
-anon 13.04.2020

pastas/10
;>

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:45:16 No.10074070 Report

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>>10074069
you are deluded.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:46:33 No.10074071 Report

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>>10074041
Not this shit again.
Joseph is directly linked to being a descendent of Abraham. Jesus also is. You can connect the dots.
Imagine trying to criticize a book you did not even read. That´s how retarded you sound.

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:47:14 No.10074072 Report

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>>10074041
Why are you trying to be mean to Christchan

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:48:45 No.10074073 Report

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>>10074041
>Quotes the Talmud's
Hey Rabbi, watcha doing?

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:54:19 No.10074074 Report

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>>10074042
Fpbp

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Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 22:56:55 No.10074075 Report

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>>10074068
>Jesus is as much human as he is Son of God
lol

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