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ITT: shit you "learned" in school
>the pretzel was invented in England during the Medieval Ages™
>however, it was by complete accident
>a chief was tasked by the King of England to make a new type of bread treat for his upcoming wedding
>"The War" cost a lot of materials, including wood to make bows and arrows, so the king's court didn't have any tables
>Still going on with the wedding though, so the King told his royal baker that he needed to invent a new type of "bread treat" that wedding guests could easily carry around since there would be no tables to dine at
>If he doesn't come up with an idea within a week he'll be executed
>Chef tries everything, can't get bread into a good enough shape to carry around or taste good
>realize he's going to die
>in one last bit of frustration he throws dough in the air and starts crying
>dough lands in front of him
>it's in the shape of a pretzel with 3 big holes
>he starts baking a shit load of them
>brings a whole plate to the king
>he loves it, calls off the execution
>gets married to the queen of France and they both have pretzels on their fingers and nibble it off each other
Public education is one hell of a drug
>the pretzel was invented in England during the Medieval Ages™
>however, it was by complete accident
>a chief was tasked by the King of England to make a new type of bread treat for his upcoming wedding
>"The War" cost a lot of materials, including wood to make bows and arrows, so the king's court didn't have any tables
>Still going on with the wedding though, so the King told his royal baker that he needed to invent a new type of "bread treat" that wedding guests could easily carry around since there would be no tables to dine at
>If he doesn't come up with an idea within a week he'll be executed
>Chef tries everything, can't get bread into a good enough shape to carry around or taste good
>realize he's going to die
>in one last bit of frustration he throws dough in the air and starts crying
>dough lands in front of him
>it's in the shape of a pretzel with 3 big holes
>he starts baking a shit load of them
>brings a whole plate to the king
>he loves it, calls off the execution
>gets married to the queen of France and they both have pretzels on their fingers and nibble it off each other
Public education is one hell of a drug
