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spirit animals

Anonymous ID:BrZddIW4 Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:34:44 No.10086837 View View Reply Original Report

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I have one
you have one
a lot of individuals have one
mine the best; observe
>fish
>man
>amphibian
>blind
>cannot see but smells with feather lungs
>long
>white
>can summon ball of lightning
>has best almonds in the neighbourhood
>kinda looks like a penis
I dare you to post a better spirit animal

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Anonymous ID:9Vbx/8xp Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:37:25 No.10086845 Report

Quoted By: >>10086955

Catchouli.

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Anonymous ID:ktOYbMgB Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:39:09 No.10086852 Report

Quoted By: >>10086908

>invasive
>small
>admired by chads
>adapts to every kind of water parameters
>distinct shape, you know what it is by looking at its shadow
>huge head to body comparison because its smart as fuck
>takes over the virgin bass, proclaims its dominance in every way possible

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Anonymous ID:LgJNML3F Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:40:58 No.10086866 Report

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apparently my spirit animale is a fucking deer

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Anonymous ID:BrZddIW4 Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:46:51 No.10086908 Report

Quoted By: >>10086978 >>10087718

>>10086852
>looks like my morning number 2
>doesn't even have almonds
gay but okay, could be worse
if your spirit animal was some gay shit like a tiger or labradudle I'd smack your ass so hard it would still be shaking like jelly till christmass of '22

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Anonymous ID:swhqm7U3 Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:52:31 No.10086955 Report

Quoted By: >>10087669 >>10087690 >>10087718

The chad ferret
>>10086845
Stop ignoring me?!

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Anonymous ID:ktOYbMgB Tue 14 Apr 2020 12:55:29 No.10086978 Report

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>>10086908
>>looks like my morning number 2
LOL fuck, you got me there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BrZddIW4 Tue 14 Apr 2020 13:02:31 No.10087669 Report

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>>10086955
>ferret
>chad
msorry pal I think you spelled skunk wrong

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Anonymous ID:BrZddIW4 Tue 14 Apr 2020 13:04:18 No.10087690 Report

Quoted By: >>10087709

>>10086955
>ferret
>chad
msorry pal I think you spelled skunk wrong

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Anonymous ID:swhqm7U3 Tue 14 Apr 2020 13:06:18 No.10087709 Report

Quoted By: >>10087738

>>10087690

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Vbx/8xp Tue 14 Apr 2020 13:07:14 No.10087718 Report

Quoted By: >>10087736 >>10087766

>>10086908
Whatcha have against tigers?
>>10086955
Wat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:swhqm7U3 Tue 14 Apr 2020 13:11:02 No.10087736 Report

Quoted By: >>10087839

>>10087718
Did you see my reply to you the other day!? [approximately 40 hours ago]

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Anonymous ID:BrZddIW4 Tue 14 Apr 2020 13:11:04 No.10087738 Report

Quoted By: >>10087745

>>10087709
ferrets be like skunks all loking sly and sketchy but when the shit hits the fan it's skunks apocryne glands that make you say your prayers
meanwhile you gib 5cum to stimulate your ferrets mf*cker gets it's intestines all clogged and tweested
no blow, my mf*cker only eats the dough and ass while huffing gass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:swhqm7U3 Tue 14 Apr 2020 13:14:12 No.10087745 Report

Quoted By: >>10087766

>>10087738
No idea what a 5cum is but my guess is it shouldn't be fed to a ferret naturally anyway so your point is invalid

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Anonymous ID:BrZddIW4 Tue 14 Apr 2020 13:21:34 No.10087766 Report

Quoted By: >>10087839

>>10087718
they gay ass of all the cats
imagine having to blend in with the enviroment so the dumb prey doesn't see your phat ass crawling up from behind like some obese mexican pedophile waiting for that one kid at the schoolyard to get left behind by their "friends" so he can do all kinds of nasty shit to that poor poor kid's anus what the mexican food does to his every single day because retard just keeps eating beans and takes nothing for his explossive diarrhoea and toxic fumes
>>10087745
>how it feels to chew 5cum
egg white texture, kinda salty an.. is-is that.. pineapple I taste??? JERRY YOU MOTHERFUCKER I TOLD YOU HANDS OFF OF MY PINEAPPLE BOLERO I WAS KEEPING THAT FOR WHEN I GOT HIGH YOU SONUVABITCH
>5cum, stimulate your senses

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Anonymous ID:9Vbx/8xp Tue 14 Apr 2020 13:46:59 No.10087839 Report

Quoted By: >>10087843 >>10087887

>>10087736
No.
>>10087766
They blend in with the environment? I thought they were ridiculously easy to spot with those bright colours and stripes.
>also
What happened to the DMT project? Are you giving it another attempt?

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Anonymous ID:swhqm7U3 Tue 14 Apr 2020 13:49:02 No.10087843 Report

Quoted By: >>10088189

>>10087839
>>10072771

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Anonymous ID:9ISetG3p Tue 14 Apr 2020 14:00:49 No.10087887 Report

Quoted By: >>10088189

I want to leave but the current keeps pushing me
not even /b/ wants my ass any longer I got dabbed on by the site's shithole
>>10087839
most animals can't see the colours anon... the stripes make them look like grass when they skrrt skrrt from the side tokyo drift style
I have to wait on dmt as it will take a lot of materials to get a tiny fraction... I have luck that the grass neccessary grows all year along- I'll do maybe one wash of lighter fluid with vinegar and then was the warm substrate with lighter fluid one last time before draining... then wash the fluid again with vinegar and store for later
I have to order sulphuric and glacial acetic acid myself..(cbd to thc projeckt).. now I have to figure which of my 7 emails to use when ordering from a shaddy cro site

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Anonymous ID:9Vbx/8xp Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:03:11 No.10088189 Report

Quoted By: >>10088200 >>10088233

>>10087843
It's 404'd, how do you expect me to see it while phonepissing?
>>10087887
Hah, now it makes sense. I knew that dogs can't see colours and that certain kinds of shrimp see a lot of them.
>DMT
So wait, that pic you posted yesterday, was that the DMT recipe? I thought it might have been something else.

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Anonymous ID:9ISetG3p Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:03:54 No.10088193 Report

Quoted By: >>10088200 >>10088941

online seminars are weird as fuck
my friend laughed at me for wanting to buy shimakaze socks
rude

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:swhqm7U3 Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:06:46 No.10088200 Report

Quoted By: >>10088202 >>10088242 >>10088941

>>10088189
I am going to cry. You better read it when you're not phonepissing at least, I put effort into it which I don't do for many things. Response not required. pMs
Goodnight.
>>10088193
He's just jealous cause he wouldn't be able to pull them off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:swhqm7U3 Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:07:13 No.10088202 Report

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>>10088200
>pMs
wtf that was supposed to be a ᵖˡˢ

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Anonymous ID:9ISetG3p Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:15:49 No.10088233 Report

Quoted By: >>10088941

I should order a bathrobe once my stipend for march sets in
>>10088189
humans are among very few species that can see red (and that's due to a viral replication of retinol gene which mutated for higher wavelenghts)
and the shrimps see a wide array of wavelenghts since the fishes tend to be wildly coloured
recipe wasn't for DMT, it was for isomeration of CBD (which I have plenty) into THC (which I crave like crazy)

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Anonymous ID:9ISetG3p Tue 14 Apr 2020 15:18:58 No.10088242 Report

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fuck it, I should buy a balaclava aswell
>>10088200
>he
anon it's so much worse that it's a she "friend" that's in question

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Anonymous ID:9ISetG3p Tue 14 Apr 2020 16:45:04 No.10088604 Report

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and so it begins
with easter gone and me taking absolutely no initiative to catch up with the studies the vile snake that is the curicular reform is here to bite me in my delicious gluteus maximus once more
there are words of analytics coloquim in a week or two and I reckon botany and other subjects are bound to fuvk me silly until I scream please uncle no more
it's been nice knowing you guys but I'm afraid I'll in turn have to spend less and less time here with you as both the ridiculous quantity of stims I plan to take to get shit done and the sheer volume of garbage I'll have to go through in the following weeks will render me incapable of posting my hydration propaganda
oy vey, woe is me for being a lazy piece of shit

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Anonymous ID:9Vbx/8xp Tue 14 Apr 2020 17:54:26 No.10088941 Report

Quoted By: >>10089024

>>10088200
So sure go to bed fast these days.
>>10088233
Wear it together with the balaclava. You'd look like one hell of a burglar.
>isomeration of CBD
But you said you need to wait weeks in order to be able to make it.
>>10088193
Why are they weird? I never had one. In fact, my first year of masters is finished and i's be free.

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Anonymous ID:9ISetG3p Tue 14 Apr 2020 18:12:14 No.10089024 Report

Quoted By: >>10089406

>>10088941
is all I need
shimakaze thigh highs
balaclava
bathrobe
japanese sandals (the wooden ones, the ones with 2 uhhh wooden not dowels but I guess you know what I'm talking about)
and the red pimping cane
from that day forward I'll be known throughout the village as LudiDadoČokolada (or, for you anglos; MadDaddyChoc)
>hemp.cbd to weed.thc
yeah I'll have to wait like a week until my order ships to my adress, but I have to order it first (it's past 5 pm so no point in doing so now, tomorrow after 9)
>weird
I'm not used to listening proffesors at my own place- when I'm at home I expect to do stiff when I'm jittery and when I'm at uni I naturaly sit calm and steady
>1st years masters free
well, I guess this is where we split apart
I don't know if I'll be making a thread tomorrow once this one 404s
I have a lot to make up and I somehow has to get fatha off my back with woodwork if I plans to study
oh well, g'luck with all the dehydration this board is bound to get f-ed by

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Anonymous ID:9ISetG3p Tue 14 Apr 2020 19:18:12 No.10089352 Report

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finna made the try to relax your anus playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh07WlB46Gw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB1LVqIcYVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DvOOAH4H5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGjgLInkao0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

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Anonymous ID:9Vbx/8xp Tue 14 Apr 2020 19:34:33 No.10089406 Report

Quoted By: >>10089453

>>10089024
Are you some sort of /fa/ reject banished for his outrageous tastes?
>order
It's done over the internet, isn't it? So it wouldn't really matter if you were to order it now.
>online
And I assume home is not exacly a good atmosphere for learning either.
>404
You've said that many times by now, and yet here you are.

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Anonymous ID:9ISetG3p Tue 14 Apr 2020 19:45:40 No.10089453 Report

Quoted By: >>10089505

you know, I should really stop asking stuff like "you wanna see a scanned picture of my ejaculate"- because when they say yes I start getting just a tiny bit more narcissistic... and it builds up
>>10089406
>/fa/ggots reject
my eccentrism was beyond their entry level tastes, it's more like I rejected them
>order
I like to be the guy that sends his order when people are working, not to be one of those whose email pops up first in the morning, for stuff like ali I don't bother but domestic shops I watch to order in store hours
>atmosphere
well with digs barking and dad being a loud drunken idiot and neighbours blasting radio full volume you can understand how I got straight As in hs by just listening the class than learning at home... because the later is practicly impossible even with hearing protection
>404
you want me to go I go
I'm as addicted to this site as much as I like backscratches (I miss hs and girls with low standards and long fingernails)
but real talk today SHOULD be my last with my own threads for a week atleast

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Anonymous ID:9Vbx/8xp Tue 14 Apr 2020 20:01:03 No.10089505 Report

Quoted By: >>10089578

>>10089453
Why'd you ask that in the first place? And who'd say ye... Actually nevermind.
>I rejected them
baste
>homeschooling
What will they do if you don't attend?
>you want me to go I go
I never said that, I like these threads.
>SHOULD
Should does not mean will. See you tomorrow.

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Anonymous ID:9ISetG3p Tue 14 Apr 2020 20:20:50 No.10089578 Report

Quoted By: >>10089634

I forgot to mention I trimmed my mustache and it looks even more paedophilic than before
hows your facial hair you supposedly started growing
>>10089505
I hang around weird people
not /b/ level abberations of social rejects but aight not that far
it's the same girl I showed my scanned peenor she was actually interested in this one as it looked kinda interesting
>no attendance
no idea, if they boot me I'm kinda fucked as my town jurisdictiction and my zone of free pass is far from Zagreb where all my papers are I need to get listed as the working class, I can't get a job despite wanting it badly (even worse my proffesion isn't closed during lockdown so I'd be pretty happy leaving the house again)
>tomorrow
NJJJJJJJJ FINE
but watch out for the other croat that keeps mentioning yonkers in every thread, I don't trust him nor any other croat for that matter; /pol/ spies that caught up on culture

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PHASE VI !2IG5lhG8v2 ID:SyOd/35L Tue 14 Apr 2020 20:23:23 No.10089584 Report

Quoted By: >>10089718

this motherfucker right here

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Anonymous ID:9Vbx/8xp Tue 14 Apr 2020 20:42:53 No.10089634 Report

Quoted By: >>10089718

>>10089578
I looked like a 70s cop so I shaved. I'm clean, as always. Works wonders if you have a good jawline.
>flame grill
Do you like her? You are able to talk about such intimate things after all.
>FINE
See, what did I tell you?
Is that an actual Croat? I thought it was the furry undercover.

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Anonymous ID:9ISetG3p Tue 14 Apr 2020 21:04:37 No.10089718 Report

Quoted By: >>10089732

>>10089584
hehe, is the turt somehow behind the phase puzzle or do you like turts in general
>>10089634
being bread not so fine anymore
>good jawline
I need a beard asap, I thought inbread family history endorsed stronger jawlines, not this dubble chin bull shit
>like her
nah, shes not bad looking, def above 3/10 but throws a tamper tantrum and is financially above me, if that wasn't enough of a boner killer her hymen is broken so I'm not interested in used goods (inb4 with chin like mine beggars can't be choosers)
I showed my dick to one other girl (but the santa cap image didn't really make it obvious it was mine)- and this one already saw mine and dealer's dick (oh yeah did I mention me and dealer have pretty similiar dicks with caveat his is bent upwards and mine is bent to the left)
>actual croat
doubt it, the only genuine croat 4channer croat I found goes by the name Damian, everybody else had clear signs of bosnianspeak... not to mention somebody's been using all of my mobile network IPs by getting banned for proxy abuse... could be hes not even croat but a proxy like yourself, reimu and the scottish pepsi larper

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PHASE VI !2IG5lhG8v2 ID:SyOd/35L Tue 14 Apr 2020 21:07:00 No.10089732 Report

Quoted By: >>10089739

>>10089718
I like your enthusiasm, but no I just like them. I'm planning something bigger after the PHASE puzzle, so keep it in mind, might come in handy.

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Anonymous ID:9ISetG3p Tue 14 Apr 2020 21:08:47 No.10089739 Report

Quoted By: >>10089743

>>10089732
about when can we expect PHASE to be completed?

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PHASE VI !2IG5lhG8v2 ID:SyOd/35L Tue 14 Apr 2020 21:09:09 No.10089743 Report

Quoted By: >>10089839

>>10089739
end of the year

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Anonymous ID:9ISetG3p Tue 14 Apr 2020 21:30:27 No.10089839 Report

Quoted By: >>10089865

>>10089743
thats quite an effort to a task wide majority won't understand
playing cicada 3310 with 2hu poster and people with unrelaxed or way to relaxed anuses (starts with Y ends in S and it ain't Yugoslavians)... and kot id threads
oh well, you did say the prize is a neat things somebody is surely cracking like pirates freshly released AAA game

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PHASE VI !2IG5lhG8v2 ID:SyOd/35L Tue 14 Apr 2020 21:34:22 No.10089865 Report

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>>10089839
At least somebody takes part in the fun

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Unchi ID:Zh4l1aMC Tue 14 Apr 2020 22:09:57 No.10090021 Report

Quoted By: >>10090051

Snail would fit as spirit animal for me if I choose it to be so by myself, but in vision or dreams similar what those occult noggers say to be signs of your personal spirit showing itself are always vague recallings of something like what could be a succubus or similar other feminine human-looking apparition, I think it always tries to teach me something about scientific knowledge so far I can recall anything, nothing sexual or something, in "story-based dreams" it often takes the role of a character, often as antagonist, I rarely remember dreams to begin with, anyway this is more kind of a familiar or guardian than a spirit animal, perhaps a tulpa of the unconscious mind, but mythical beings can reveal to someone as well like a dragon or phoenix bird, if I can believe self acclaimed Chinese wizards and drug addicted Native American shamans online lole

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Anonymous ID:9ISetG3p Tue 14 Apr 2020 22:18:21 No.10090051 Report

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>>10090021
herees a protip; if the shamans mention any of the following as their spiritual animal they are bs and I'll tell you why
>jaguar/tiger/lion
>big birb
>snake
>combinations such as griffins or dragons
if they share the characteristic that comes from preembeded imagery of the predators that hunted early mammals from which we eventually developed
you instinctively know to avoid or have respect regarding serpentine animals, those of tiger like stature or big birds
snail fits nicely as a spirit animal, snail is also amongst best monogatari lolis, snail is eternal and can sleep 3 years
P.S. olm is mine not because of serpntine appearance but because in the sun or like because of their blood their bod reminds me of a penis shaft and glans

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