>be american employed for the general public
>tell stories, disgust anyone that isnt american

mart wranglers, its your time to shine

heres a fun fact that i found out other countries dont know about. In MS, people come in to our local store and just die all the time. Id say about once every month or so. They just fall out in the soda or coupon aisle, and paramedics dont even give a shit, they have to come get them all the time

Also, at any point in the day, i can stop what Im doing, turn 360 degrees, and there will always be a morbidly obese person in my line of sight, no matter where i am