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Anonymous ID:n/yGX6IN Mon 12 Jun 2017 21:47:25 No.1008822 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1008865 >>1008873 >>1008885 >>1008909 >>1009041 >>1010993 >>1013427

>be american
>get shot
>shart from the force of the bullet
>niggers rob me while im on the ground
>crane gets me to hospital
>enter hospital, reach the 3rd floor
>whole building collapses from my weight
>tip building for not collapsing too hard

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dEiSTyy6 Mon 12 Jun 2017 21:50:05 No.1008858 Report

Quoted By: >>1008882 >>1009371

lmao you live in a country named after an american

Americunt

Americunt ID:48mta1mw Mon 12 Jun 2017 21:50:41 No.1008865 Report

Quoted By: >>1008885

>>1008822
You forgot us tipping the niggers who shot us and the crane driver

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kVoYQXJC Mon 12 Jun 2017 21:51:23 No.1008873 Report

Quoted By:

>>1008822
You forgot the 6 million shekel medical bill

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n/yGX6IN Mon 12 Jun 2017 21:52:09 No.1008882 Report

Quoted By: >>1010886

>>1008858
that nigger was born after jordan gained independance

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fQ5mu3JW Mon 12 Jun 2017 21:52:21 No.1008885 Report

Quoted By:

>>1008822
>tip building for not collapsing too hard
kek

>>1008865
This, what kinda jerk doesn't tip their designated shooter?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wa1muemq Mon 12 Jun 2017 21:54:12 No.1008909 Report

Quoted By: >>1008922

>>1008822
i wrote out a long greentext just now in response. Accidentally hit the backspace macro on my mouse after clicking on 50 store fronts and rivers

just fucking kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n/yGX6IN Mon 12 Jun 2017 21:55:10 No.1008922 Report

Quoted By: >>1008943

>>1008909
did you shart from anger ?

if not, dont forget to tip your asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wa1muemq Mon 12 Jun 2017 21:56:43 No.1008943 Report

Quoted By: >>1008958

>>1008922
its really not worth it to go through that again rip. dont you have a dictator and sharia law to deal with? why be on /bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n/yGX6IN Mon 12 Jun 2017 21:57:32 No.1008958 Report

Quoted By:

>>1008943
*gets shot*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EAXXbgeO Mon 12 Jun 2017 22:02:03 No.1009041 Report

Quoted By:

>>1008822
>Niggers calling other niggers niggers
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpiY6vad Mon 12 Jun 2017 22:07:07 No.1009104 Report

Quoted By: >>1009285 >>1009412 >>1010649 >>1015006

LOL why has no one done the following yet;
>be middle eastern
>get blown up
>pray to allah from the force of the impact
>us marines fuck you while you're on the ground
>absolutely halal
>enter mosque, go to the altar, breathing last breaths
>allahu akbar
>whole place gets blown up
>get blown up again
>blown up
At least I'm not from the west.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:n/yGX6IN Mon 12 Jun 2017 22:22:10 No.1009285 Report

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>>1009104
>mfw this is american humor

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DCsiIe/K Mon 12 Jun 2017 22:29:33 No.1009371 Report

Quoted By:

>>1008858

Pink

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Pink ID:LbkH15GV Mon 12 Jun 2017 22:33:58 No.1009412 Report

Quoted By: >>1009456 >>1009617 >>1009674 >>1010681 >>1010704

>>1009104
>be amerifat
>butthurt at based Arab banter
>struggle at greentexting
>so much stress from limited knowledge of vocabulary
>get heart attack from stress
>get taken to Dr. Shekelstein
>can't afford $8,000,000 bill with $80,000 tip
>get shot
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o9AV6fPF Mon 12 Jun 2017 22:37:47 No.1009456 Report

Quoted By:

>>1009412
I don't see any tipping there sempai

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KmsCeW0u Mon 12 Jun 2017 22:51:25 No.1009617 Report

Quoted By:

>>1009412
>struggle at greentexting

kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jOs8n0OK Mon 12 Jun 2017 22:56:29 No.1009674 Report

Quoted By:

>>1009412
Based Arab greentexting

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qavhsctL Tue 13 Jun 2017 00:40:27 No.1010649 Report

Quoted By:

>>1009104
>>>Amerifat Humour

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1+MJHCdz Tue 13 Jun 2017 00:44:48 No.1010681 Report

Quoted By:

>>1009412
>oil
>oil
>oil
>oil
>oil
>give us oil

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VMhPxjPD Tue 13 Jun 2017 00:48:07 No.1010704 Report

Quoted By: >>1011514

>>1009412
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eBTOVRJB Tue 13 Jun 2017 01:11:48 No.1010886 Report

Quoted By: >>1010921

>>1008882
your country got btfo by jew all thoughts and opinions discarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1t3JhNTp Tue 13 Jun 2017 01:15:20 No.1010921 Report

Quoted By: >>1011061

>>1010886
good job your country wasn't fucked by Jews isn't it m8?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C1QKnQ0l Tue 13 Jun 2017 01:24:06 No.1010993 Report

Quoted By: >>1011342

>>1008822
>be me
>live in whogivesafuckistan
>country literally less known than basketball player
>nigger level intellect
>go to work, dodging drone strikes on my daily commute
>make an honest living selling kebabs made of dog and rat meat
>shift at Qatar's Kebabs ends
>receive paycheck for the month
>.02 shekels
>my family can be fed for one hour with this
>praise be allah
>go home, get shot on my way back
>thank allah for not dying
>return home to lovely wife
>stroke her fur and kiss her passionately
>fuck her for hours straight
>allah has truly blessed me with a perfect life
>go into the house and lock up my wife in her stable
>go to bed
>house is hit by airstrike in the middle of the night
>house completely destroyed
>as I make my way out of the rubble, I look for my wife
>find her and approach her
>kicked hard in the chest because I spooked her
>my ribcage breaks and pierces my organs
>my 6 and 7 year old sex slaves escape
>as I lay dying my wife is stolen and fucked by my neighbor Hassad
>praise be allah

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eBTOVRJB Tue 13 Jun 2017 01:36:12 No.1011061 Report

Quoted By:

>>1010921
>still believes the jews did 9/11 meme

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wa1muemq Tue 13 Jun 2017 02:18:24 No.1011342 Report

Quoted By:

>>1010993
kek'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eR/y3amm Tue 13 Jun 2017 02:34:51 No.1011514 Report

Quoted By:

>>1010704
>be so mad at americans you pretend to laugh at a sand monkey's greentext
sad

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Jtiw2QwW Tue 13 Jun 2017 02:50:34 No.1011657 Report

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hey! Freedom aint free

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bCCvxUZA Tue 13 Jun 2017 06:07:20 No.1013427 Report

Quoted By:

>>1008822
>Be from Jordan
>Die of starvation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j6zm+RMq Tue 13 Jun 2017 10:31:59 No.1015006 Report

Quoted By:

>>1009104
>LOL
dont break the ceiling when you hang

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