S*ltan:Can you Jihad?
ATATVRK:No.
S*ltan:Than Arab is better den u because it can Jihad
ATATVRK:Can you Jihad?
S*ltan:Yes!
ATATVRK:Then what is difference between u and Arab?
S*ltan, shocked, FAİNTS! ATATVRK rocks!

Gayreek: You t*rks come in many colors look at us we r all BLACK?
ATATVRK:Europeans come in many colors too, but niggers are all black?
GAYreeks defeated, give TVRKS all of their animes. Turks are very GAY!

Scientists: The hand plants it and the tounge harvests it, what is it?
Germans: No idea.
Brits: I can't even figure out the question
French: I don't know.
Americans: I only care about BBC
TÜRKS: It is obviously text, as the hand writes it and the tounge expresses it!
This is why you find TVRKS in döner shops, barbers and gangs because they are very skilled in communicating!