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SO FAR:
>An Arume power plant was taken down, along with 7 Arume >Toad got captured and feminized, she was sent back to be a nurse >The head nurse, Stacie, was actually an Arume spy. She got killed after the attempted murder of Noobokov >An Arume was captured, and has become friends with Ivan >We found out that Ivan is afraid of cats
Arume leader
Quoted By:
>>1011023 This is the map, red is resistance bases, dark red is underground resistance bases, black lines are tunnels, and green are arume bases. The resistance is currently seen as a minor threat
Anonymous
Cow Cow
>>1011023 >blocks your path Arume leader
>>1011071 >17 >Shitty armor or rusty rifle Cow Cow
>>1011089 >rusty rifle I'm here for the job interview
Arume leader
>>1011105 >50 >You're outside the main resistance base, no Arumes here Resistance Meido (trap)
>>1011023 Puts on meido outfit...
>check em Cow Cow
>>1011137 >shouts to the survivor camp I AM A SURVIVOR FROM A RESISTANCE COLONY IN THE SUBURBS THAT WAS DESTROYED, THE ARUME ARE MOBILIZING!
Arume leader
>>1011161 >18 >They wonder who this screaming retard is >>1011158 >85 >You're especially cute today Noobokov
Noobokov
Quoted By:
>>1011161 "what the fuck are you talkin about kid?"
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 02:06:15 No. 1011255 Report >Shoves the Cat girl off of him "D-don't do that again.">Walks back to Alyona
Cow Cow
>>1011202 >The Chinaman clears his throat Excuse me men of the camp, I seem to have lost my composure for a moment, I hail from the Northern Resistance colonies in the downtown, they have tragically been destroyed by Arume robber gangs, I was able to escape. I am here to take refuge in this base, and to warn you that the Arume are mobilizing for an attack on this base.
Arume leader
>>1011255 >Alyona is awake, she asks you what you've been doing >>1011265 >56 "The Arumes have no idea of the location of this base, Ching Long, but we'll let you in"
Noobokov
>>1011265 "i thank you for the warning kid sir. but this fortress is impenetrable... plus no one knows we're here... unless someone told them... "
F
Been a while since I've been awake at arume hour. Where am I and what do I gots? How high are my autism levels?
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 02:12:13 No. 1011296 Report >>1011281 "Eh, I got caught up in some... intricacies."
>Takes a swig of vodka "So, did you enjoy the burger?"
Arume leader
>>1011295 >56 >Moderately high, and for equipment you have a choice between modern armor and a regular rifle Cow Cow
>>1011281 >>1011284 O' but I have seen their patrols travelling to the south, towards this base, you only need to travel a bit to the North to see them! So many colonies have already fallen victim to these dastardly Arume gangs
F
>>1011306 gibs me dat rifle
Arume leader
>>1011296 "It was the best thing I've ever tasted, and I feel like it's the best thing I'll ever taste!"
>>1011311 >doubles "Hmm, we'll prepare, Ching, but in the mean time get in"
Resistance Meido (trap)
>>1011281 the cute meido walks to the commander and asks:
"What will be my orders today, Commander"
Noobokov
>>1011311 "take a seat kid. you need to calm down"
>>1011295 your autism is at f level
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 02:17:17 No. 1011331 Report >>1011319 "Haha! Nothing better than vodka and burgers!"
>Takes another swig of vodka "Hey, do your people have music?"
Cow Cow
>>1011319 Thank you commandant, I have contacts with a few stragglers in Elm Hall which could help this base to increase it's numbers, but for now I shall wait for my assignment
Cow Cow
>>1011330 >The Chinaman gags in Chinese Kid? You are a funny man indeed
Arume leader
>>1011327 >He's somewhat confused "Well, I guess you should go and clean the weapons, they definitely need it"
>>1011331 "No, not really. Tell me, what is 'music'?"
>>1011368 "Go ahead and call them, we need as many people as we can get in our numbers"
Noobokov
>>1011315 "are you F? i've only heard rumors about your tales... it's a pleasure to meet you"
>>1011382 "what? i don't speak asian."
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 02:26:36 No. 1011429 Report >>1011399 "Oh no! You don't have music, friend? No worry. I'll show you."
>Pulls a Balalaika out of his jacket "Ok, I think I can remember how to do this..."
>Downs the last of his vodka >Begins playing Kalinka on his Balalaika https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH5znHQ9QRY Cow Cow
>>1011399 I could travel to Elm Hall and attempt to recruit them if you lend me 4 or 5 of your men. The trek to Elm Hall with the Arume patrols to the North is a dangerous one.
F
>>1011409 "Likewise. I'm a little rusty, but I'll do my best. Do we got any prisoner arume? I need to cry in someone's lap."
Noobokov
>>1011454 "why yes... ivan's interrogating one right now... shall we go together? "
Resistance Meido (trap)
>>1011399 "Then i shall perform maintenance on the weapons..."
Goes to clean the weapons
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1011474 "Sure, I've been wanting to slap someone around all day. Le's go."
Arume leader
>>1011429 >92 "I like it, I truly do! Do you know any more songs?"
>>1011434 >43 "Ehm, I think you could simply call them up to the base"
>>1011488 >Success, and now the members of the resistance have gained white pride Cow Cow
Quoted By:
>>1011493 >The Chinaman attempts to overhear the conversation and know what the two men are talking about Noobokov
>>1011493 >>1011429 we go to the interrogation room
"hey ivan this is F"
to prisoner "haha missy you are in for a world of pain if you do not comply."
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 02:35:50 No. 1011523 Report >>1011504 "More songs... "
>Pulls out another bottle of vodka from his jacket and takes a swig "Of course I don't!"
>Continues playing Kalinka Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 02:36:45 No. 1011530 Report Quoted By:
Cow Cow
>>1011504 I am afraid they do not have any advanced comms that your base possesses, either way I must unpack my things right now
>The Chinaman rushes out of the room to know about the conversation F
Rolling to force the arume prisoner to the ground and shove the barrel of my rifle up her butt, demanding intel
Noobokov
Quoted By:
>>1011589 "nice on F!"
i cheer him on
Arume leader
>>1011523 >32 "Really? NO other songs?"
>>1011522 "Another person? F? What kind of dumbass calls themselves F?"
>>1011536 "Well, do they have radios?"
>>1011589 >98 >Success, she's pinned and has a rifle shoved up her ass. She drops her vodka, and it spills all over the floor "W-what the hell do you want from me? Ivan, do you know this person?"
Noobokov
>>1011609 "HOW DARE YOU CALL F A DUMBASS!"
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 02:48:09 No. 1011631 Report >>1011609 "Oh blyad! Calm down F!"
>Looks at the spilled vodka "You spilled the fucking vodka!"
>Puts down the Balalaika >Try to calm F down "C'mon man she's no threat."
F
>>1011609 "You know what I want you baka ass motherfucker, give me all the arume intel you have or your pooper goes POW"
Noobokov
Quoted By:
>>1011633 >checked "wow your so cool!"
Birdman, Bringer of Truth, Destroyer of Evil
Birdman, Bringer of Truth, Destroyer of Evil ID:2jiEJc5i Tue 13 Jun 2017 02:49:19 No. 1011642 Report Quoted By:
>A wild Birdman appears at base
Cow Cow
>The Chinaman hears the sound of glass breaking and begins sneaking towards the sound's direction, attempting to eavesdrop on the ongoing interrogation
F
>>1011631 "she knows something! she's probably just being friendly and getting you drunk to get info out of you, too. she can't be trusted."
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 02:52:13 No. 1011677 Report Quoted By:
>>1011660 "Calm down friend we already talked to her! She's a simple foot soldier she knows nothing! She didn't even have a name till I gave her one!"
Noobokov
Quoted By:
>>1011660 >>1011631 "you know he does have a point"
Arume leader
>>1011633 >dubs "I only know that there are 10 Arume bases surrounding this one, and that a new wave of soldiers is going to be produced soon, that's all I know!"
>>1011622 >dubs "S-sorry"
>>1011651 >15 >You trip like a dumbass in front of everyone, revealing yourself Cow Cow
>>1011694 >The Chinaman attempts to regain his compossure hoping no-one noticed and tries again Noobokov
>>1011707 "what in the world are you doing chink?"
Cow Cow
>>1011724 >The Chinaman attempts to look as calm as possible I am minding my business, heading to room before I tripped on some damn thing.
Birdman
Oy vey, commander, are you avoiding me?
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 02:59:05 No. 1011739 Report >>1011724 >>1011730 "Can you understand him Noob?"
Noobokov
>>1011730 "your chinese right? if so you must know some kung fu?"
Noobokov
Quoted By:
>>1011739 "barely, i used to watch anime before the invasion so i can understand some Chinese"
Arume leader
>>1011707 >70 >You see the scene, and F's autism in full glory >>1011737 >Sheeeit I forgot, your choice between outdated equipment and a shitty rifle F
>>1011694 I pull my rifle away
"I still don't trust her. Shouldn't she be like, tied up or something? Also, got anymore vodka?"
Cow Cow
>>1011741 Yes, of course, I have been trained by my cousins on the arts of 蔡家拳
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 03:03:35 No. 1011772 Report >>1011750 "Of course I have vodka!"
>Pulls a bottle of vodka from his jacket and hands it to F "Now go have yourself a wonderful night!"
>Turn to Alyona "You ok?"
>Pulls out another bottle of vodka from his jacket and sets it down beside her "Don't worry, I have more vodka for you."
Arume leader
>>1011772 "No, I'm not okay"
>she's shaking Noobokov
>>1011755 >can you write that in english? "no kidding i used to be an mma fighter before the invasion, i was about to go pro in like 2 years. i also have some background in kung fu... i studied wing chun for a year and a half"
Cow Cow
>>1011785 Caijia Quan, the school which specializes in stamina and footwork, but why do you need to know?
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 03:09:05 No. 1011813 Report Quoted By:
>>1011784 "Hey hey. Don't let them get to your head."
>Takes a swig of vodka "Everyone has been on edge since Toad got taken away."
>Looks a bit sad "I hope he's ok."
F
>>1011784 >slap her face "stop shaking, you're just faking it for attention. don't make me glass you"
Noobokov
>>1011806 "because i challenge you... wing chun vs caijia quan"
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTeicpbCNEQ Cow Cow
>>1011820 Very well, how about we introduce eachother first? My name is Meng De
Arume leader
>>1011818 >81 >She gets slapped and tries to crawl away, ignoring anybody else and even her vodka Birdman
>>1011748 shitty rifle plz
Arume leader
Quoted By:
>>1011839 >shitty rifle it is Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 03:14:10 No. 1011853 Report >>1011818 >>1011836 >Stand in between Alyona and F "Stop this comrade! I'll handle her! If you want to take out your anger go do it on the arume that are still trying to kill us!"
Noobokov
>>1011829 i do the pic related
"noobokov... renji noobokov"
Half Polish Birdman
>>1011853 "Oh shit, a based slav"
>Even though I don't know him, I can tell he's a slav by his Russian accent >I see that someone is giving him trouble and I attempt to tackle him Cow Cow
>>1011873 >Meng De bows down to his opponent before swifly kicking Noobokov in his chest, attempting to knock him over F
>>1011853 "But they're so far away... fine, I'll just watch Noob and won ton fight, that seems more fun."
>swigs vodka Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 03:19:48 No. 1011911 Report >>1011900 "Thank you."
>Turns to Alyona "He's leaving now.. I'm sorry."
Noobokov
>>1011896 i try to parry the kick while using my boxing experience to side step to the right and coming up with a left hook, i fight south paw, but i can switch.
Arume leader
>>1011911 "Th-thank you, Ivan. I don't want to see him again"
>>1011896 >>1011932 >69 vs 23 >Cow Cow knocks you down easily, you're vulnerable Arume leader
>>1011887 >78 >You take F down Noobokov
>>1011936 i use the jiu jitsu to take him down while on my back.
F
>>1011951 "oh shi-"
>I piss myself in surprise Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 03:27:05 No. 1011972 Report >>1011936 "There are a lot of people here who won't be very welcoming of you. But I'll do my best to make sure they don't hurt you."
>Takes a swig of vodka "After all you're a comrade, no?"
Meng "Cow Cow" De
>>1011936 >>1011953 >Meng De jumps as Noobokov's kick comes in and attempts to make him submit by grabbing Noob and holding him down on a submissive position Half Polish Birdman
>>1011960 "You messing with that slav over there? I'll wreck your shit mate!"
>puts F in a body lock Noobokov
>>1011979 "ah so your art has grappling... well i got bad news for you my friend i'm a bjj brown belt"
i attempt to reverse his submission and get him in a triangle choke
Arume leader
>>1011953 >>1011979 >97 vs 35 >Noobokov's put in a submissive position >>1011960 >06 >10 of the men in the base see a gigantic wet spot on your pants, and they laugh hysterically >>1011972 "I'd never betray the resistance as long as you're here
>>1011988 >dubs >He's locked, and some of the men say how pathetic F is Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 03:31:56 No. 1012016 Report >>1011988 >Runs over after seeing him tackle F "Woah woah. Calm down friend he was simply cranky because he ran out of vodka. Here..."
>Pulls a bottle of vodka out of his jacket and hands it to Birb "Take some yourself."
>>1011960 >Looks at F "Did you piss yourself, comrade?
F
>>1011988 "Someone help! RAAAAAAPE!"
Noobokov
F FIGHT BACK SON. I'LL HELP YOU AFTER I BEAT THIS CHINK
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 03:33:15 No. 1012030 Report Quoted By:
>>1012022 >You stole the dubs he needs to fight back Half Polish Birdman
Quoted By:
>>1012016 >looks at based slav for a second, then shrugs and takes the bottle while releasing F Arume leader
>>1011999 >triples >Oh shit, he's submitted, and in a lock. Your lock is gonna take a roll above 90 to break, and you rank up to specialist >>1012018 >81 >One of the men calms down and asks Birdman to let go of you, and then he picks up laughing again Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 03:35:22 No. 1012042 Report >>1012013 >Runs back to Alyona and sits down next to her "Is that so? I'm glad to hear it, friend!"
>Takes a swig of vodka "So then, where were we?"
Noobokov
Quoted By:
>>1012038 i tighten the hold attempting to know him out
Half Polish Birdman
>>1012018 "Oh, calm down you prima donna. I barely touched you. And you're sitting here pissing your pants. Where's the fight in you, kid?"
>takes a drink from the vodka bottle Meng "Cow Cow" De
>>1012038 >Meng De attemps to break the lock and then to quickly strike Noobokov's neck with a knifehand strike F
>>1012054 "You took me by surprise you coward."
>politely ask the arume girl if I can cry in her lap Noobokov
>>1012057 this is you (pic related) you can't even reach me
Arume leader
>>1012042 "W-well, what do you mean? We're in the resistance base in the middle of 10 Arume bases!"
>>1012057 >75 >You struggle, but can't get out. Roll harder! >>1012065 >She backs away from you, telling you to fuck off Half Polish Birdman
>>1012065 >Shurgs F off and turns to watch Meng De and Noobokov fight "Tear his head off, Chinaguy!"
F
>>1012071 "Excellent skills, friend"
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 03:41:37 No. 1012092 Report Meng "Cow Cow" De
>>1012087 >Meng De attemps to break from Noob's grasp again through kicking him in the back of his head Noobokov
>>1012087 i attempt to tighten some more
>>1012088 fuck you slav!
>>1012089 why thank you!
>>1012092 >no words F
>>1012087 "o-okay. I'll just cry on my own lap then... at least vodka won't be mean to me"
Noobokov
Quoted By:
>>1012096 >you're the one on the top... you can't kick someones head in that position Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 03:43:45 No. 1012110 Report >>1012087 "Wait what? I meant what were we talking about."
>Takes a swig of vodka "Jeez don't confuse me like that."
>Looks at his vodka "Wait... Did you say ten arume bases?"
Half Polish Birdman
>>1012106 >feels bad about roughing F up in front of everyone "Here kid, you can have the rest of my vodka if you want."
>sees the piss stain on F's pants and beings chuckling to himself F
>>1012132 >I rub my wet patch and flick piss at birb man Arume leader
>>1012096 >69 >Roll harder tbqh famalamborghini >>1012098 >89 >Tightened, he still needs over 90 to break it >>1012110 >01 "Well, Arumes take their invasions very serio-"
>Your vodka spontaneously explodes, sending glass shards through your chest and hand, and jabbing Alonya in the stomach. A tile from the roof also drops on your head Meng "Cow Cow" De
>>1012147 >Meng De continues his attemps to break the lock Noobokov
>>1012147 >is he knocked out yet? i attempt to knock him out again
Half Polish Birdman
>>1012146 >attempt to dodge projectile piss "Disgusting Cretan, this is what I get for showing sympathy"
Arume leader
>>1012157 >>1012158 >75 vs 85 >K.O! The chink is knocked out! >>1012174 >47 >Failure, the piss get on your shirt Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 03:53:50 No. 1012190 Report >>1012147 "OH BLYAD!"
>Tears off his trouser leg and gives it to Alyona "Bandage yourself with this. I'll go get some nurses."
>Run off to get some nurses to give he and Alyona medical attention Noobokov
>>1012187 i attempt to wake him up
F
Quoted By:
>>1012187 "looks like I'm not the only one who had a little accident, birdy"
>>1012190 "what happened, did you drop a cigarette in the vodka or something?"
Meng "Cow Cow" De
>>1012187 >Meng De attempts to revive himself Half Polish Birdman
>>1012187 "You little shit"
>attempt to kick F once on the ground Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 03:56:30 No. 1012215 Report >>1012190 >Pulls out his magnum dong to help motivate himself to get some nurses Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 03:57:18 No. 1012223 Report Quoted By:
>>1012215 >Gets a raging boner F
>>1012210 "Not so easy to win when you don't surprise them, is it?"
>grab his foot and twist it Arume leader
>>1012190 >the pants are too strong, Alyona is bleeding and so are you. The nurses are scattered across the base >>1012202 >20 >Failure, he's fast asleep >>1012206 >60 >You twitch in your sleep >>1012210 >01 >You trip and slip into the broken glass and vodka, impaling you through your spine. A match falls out of nowhere and lights the vodka on fire, sending you into flames >>1012215 >Nurses come, asking what the problem is >>1012228 >success, his foot is twisted but now you're on fire too Half Polish Birdman
>>1012228 "at I didn't piss myself"
>Bird says trying to balance with his foot in the air F
>>1012246 "YOU FUCKIN BAKA WHY DO YOU HAVE MATCHES IN THIS DAY AND AGE"
>stop drop 'n' roll Half Polish Birdman
>>1012248 >>1012246 >Bird falls and broken and burning alive "Ah shit, MEDIC!"
Noobokov
>>1012246 i lift his legs up, letting the blood rush to his brain easier. this should make it easier to wake him up.
i attempt to wake him up again
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:01:46 No. 1012271 Report >>1012246 "My vodka! It exploded! Please go help Alyona she's in there..."
>Points to where Alyona is "I'll find another nurse for me."
>Run off to find another nurse to patch him up Meng "Cow Cow" De
>>1012246 >Meng De violently attempts to wake up Arume leader
>>1012266 >success, you're not on fire anymore >>1012267 >A medic comes, and starts panicking. She gets a bucket of water and throws it on you >>1012273 >37 >nothing happens >>1012270 >07 >you drop the chink on his head, making him sleep for longer >>1012271 >the medic takes the glass shards out of Alyona's stomach and patches her up. You find a medic and she does the same Noobokov
>>1012295 i take him to his room waiting for him to wake up
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:06:47 No. 1012314 Report >>1012295 >Walk back to Alyona and sit next to her "Well... That's never happened to me in all my years of drinking vodka. You doing ok?"
Half Polish Birdman
>I try to move my head and look down at my body
Arume leader
>>1012308 >80 >He wakes up >>1012314 "I-I'm f-f-f-fine, sure"
>She's not fine >>1012324 >42 >You have 3rd degree burns fucking everywhere and 80% of your hair is burned off Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:11:24 No. 1012341 Report >>1012331 *Sighs*
>He picks up his Balalaika and starts playing a slow song >He starts singing in his soothing russian voice Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:11:36 No. 1012343 Report >>1012331 "so what do you think of mma? pretty cool right?"
F
>>1012331 >Tell nurses to go get some burn cream for poor birb "uhh, some women like it when you're clean shaven, no worries!"
>nervous sweat Arume leader
>>1012341 >14 >You bleed all over your Balalaika >>1012354 >45 >No burn cream Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:15:04 No. 1012374 Report >>1012364 "Aha. Whoops. Looks like I'm in no place to play right now. Sorry."
>Looks kinda disappointed >Pulls a fresh bottle of vodka from his jacket and takes a swig F
>>1012364 "oh, no burn cream huh... well, at least your horribly crispy body will intimidate the enemy, and they won't want to take you in for feminization."
Half Polish Birdman
>>1012376 "Hey F, die of cancer for me, would you."
>go to the nearest bathroom and shave my head. Now I look like Mr. Clean, Pic related Arume leader
>>1012390 >09 >You cut yourself up with a razor and take off half of your right eyebrow F
>>1012390 "Hey, I tried to help."
F
Meng "Cow Cow" De
Quoted By:
>>1012343 Well I suppose you learn something everyday, you have bested me.
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:20:22 No. 1012407 Report >>1012374 i go to ivan
"you can't just sit here and make friends with an arume!"
i grab him and whisper in his ear "i got you buddy, just play along"
Arume leader
>>1012407 "What do you mean?"
>Alyona looks confused Half Polish Birdman
>>1012398 "What exactly is your definition of "help"? You flung piss at me and than this shit happened."
>Bird says while his head is still bleeding from the razor Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:23:07 No. 1012429 Report >>1012407 >Whisperes back "Ok sure..."
>I push him back "Blyad! I told you she's not our enemy!"
F
>>1012422 "I tried to get burn cream, and offered very sensitive comforting words!"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:24:50 No. 1012446 Report >>1012420 "shut up arume! i've lost my family and friends because of your kind!"
>>1012429 "wow ivan you will betray your brothers for her! she is deceiving you!"
>i push her back Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:25:11 No. 1012449 Report F
>>1012446 "Yeah she probably is. Won't even let me cry in her lap, she's so cold to me for some reason..."
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:27:01 No. 1012460 Report >>1012449 >>1012446 >Grab him by his shirt "You fool! She was only following orders! Just like you and I comrade!"
Arume leader
>>1012446 >64 >She looks hurt >>1012457 "GEE, I WONDER WHY SOMEBODY WOULDN'T LIKE YOU AFTER YOU SHOVED THEM TO THE FLOOR AND THEN STUCK A GUN UP THEIR ASS?"
Half Polish Birdman
>>1012434 >sighs heavily "Okay kid, you did try to get me burn cream. I'm just a little in shock from being burned alive is all. Where did that match come from anyway? I mean what the hell was that all about?"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:28:55 No. 1012479 Report >>1012460 "so that's how it's gonna be huh ivan?"
>i throw a punch making sure to miss Meng "Cow Cow" De
Quoted By:
>>1012473 >Meng De makes his way towards the interrogation room as Ivan and Noob fight F
>>1012473 "'twas for great justice, I had no choice. I was gentle. Sort of."
>>1012474 "I dunno, I thought it was yours. I only ever carry a lighter on me."
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:30:45 No. 1012489 Report >>1012479 "I don't want to do this! But you're clearly not thinking straight!"
>Punch him in the face Arume leader
>>1012489 >KABOOM! Knockout! Noobonsky is on the ground, knocked the hell out F
>>1012489 "DON'T YOU TOUCH NOOBOKOV SENPAI!"
>surprise dropkick on Ivan Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:32:30 No. 1012501 Report Quoted By:
>>1012489 act hurt "you bastard!"
Arume leader
>>1012499 >Ivan is kicked across the room, he drops his vodka and breaks it Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:33:44 No. 1012512 Report Quoted By:
>>1012499 "f calm down! he has chosen his path"
Meng "Cow Cow" De
>>1012498 Meng De walks up to the Arume captive, smirking menancingly as he takes F's rifle
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:34:11 No. 1012518 Report >>1012510 "Cyka! Stay out of this!"
>Stands up The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman
The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman ID:2jiEJc5i Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:34:12 No. 1012519 Report >>1012486 "Not mine. Maybe based slav knows"
>turn to watch Ivan and Noobokov's dick slinging contest >>1012499 >see F attack Ivan "OH NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
>grab F and keep him from attacking Ivan Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:35:20 No. 1012526 Report Quoted By:
>>1012513 "ching chong let's leave them alone."
>i wink at them Arume leader
>>1012513 >31 >You trip like an ass and don't grab his weapon >>1012518 >81 >You get up, you can see the broken vodka >>1012519 >91 >He's grabbed, restrained Meng "Cow Cow" De
>>1012529 >Meng De begins choking the Arume captive and asks her DO YOU FUCKING ALIENS HAVE MIND CONTROL?
F
>>1012519 "Stop grabbin' me! I was defusing the situation!"
>try to push him off Arume leader
>>1012541 >you trip again, even harder and make even more of an ass of yourself >>1012543 >34 nah you can't get out m8
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:38:39 No. 1012554 Report Quoted By:
>>1012529 >Look at Ching chong and F >>1012513 >>1012499 "He started this."
>Points at Noob "And he lost. Now stand down comrades there's no need for more violence."
>Cracks them a cheeky wink Meng "Cow Cow" De
>>1012553 >Meng De punches the Arume captive in fury >he begins cursing in Chinese The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman
The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman ID:2jiEJc5i Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:40:34 No. 1012578 Report >>1012543 "Calm down you little shit. And I thought progress was being made."
F
>Autistic screech as loud as I can
Private Catgirl
>>1011023 >wakes up in base after taking a long nap Arume leader
>>1012577 >She's punched over, you broke a tooth and she's bleeding >>1012579 >97 >your screech is deafening Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:45:07 No. 1012614 Report >>1012578 >>1012607 >FullFuckingSlavicRage.jpg >Body tackle Chink The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman
The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman ID:2jiEJc5i Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:45:30 No. 1012618 Report >>1012579 >>1012607 >ears begin bleeding a bit, roll to resist autism Meng "Cow Cow" De
>>1012607 >>1012614 >Meng De dodges the tackle and attemps to take F's rifle Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:46:29 No. 1012626 Report >>1012614 >>1012579 >>1012578 >>1012577 "EVERYBODY CALM THE FUCK DOWN! WE ARE LEAVING THIS ROOM NOW!"
Arume leader
>>1012614 >>1012623 >41 vs 32 >Bam, the chink is tackled >>1012618 >81 >You resist the autism Anonymous
>>1012626 "I CAN'T LEAVE, CRISPY BACON WON'T LET GO"
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:48:17 No. 1012641 Report >>1012631 >>1012623 >Pins ching >Gets real close "Stop this comrade!"
Meng "Cow Cow" De
>>1012641 GET OFF OF ME
>Meng De attemps to push the slav over The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman
The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman ID:2jiEJc5i Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:49:30 No. 1012649 Report >>1012632 "DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCK YOU UP AGAIN?"
Arume leader
>>1012641 >>1012645 >14 vs 54 >Ivan gets pushed over, you're free for now Private Catgirl
>>1012654 NOTICE ME SENPAI
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:50:39 No. 1012660 Report >>1012632 >i leave the room giving ivan a sorry look >>1012601 i go to the cat girl
"so... thanks for saving me last night... if you hadn't been there making all that noise i probably would've died"
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:51:15 No. 1012666 Report >>1012645 >>1012654 >Attempt to sweep Chinks legs Meng "Cow Cow" De
Quoted By:
>>1012654 IVANOVICH DON'T TRY IT COMRADE
>Meng De tries to pick up F's rifle F
>>1012649 "Stop invading my personal space, REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>hit my leg backwards to kick birb in the dick Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Corporal Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:53:08 No. 1012681 Report Quoted By:
Arume leader
>>1012659 >95 >Senpai notices you >>1012660 >06 >you fall over like a shithead and stub your toe >>1012666 >Trips >Ching chong gets BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, he flips 30 times and falls in the broken vodka glass and gets impaled through his dick. You become a sergeant and you have an ULTRA MASSIVE dong, also a bottle of vodka materializes in your hand Meng "Cow Cow" De
>>1012692 >Mengy gets up and jump-kicks Ivan Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:55:37 No. 1012709 Report Quoted By:
>>1012659 >>1012692 "so... thanks for saving me last night... if you hadn't been there making all that noise i probably would've died"
Private Catgirl
>>1012660 >looks up nervously >"th-that was really scary... is Miss Stacy okay?" >catgirl still has no clothing >>1012692 *smiling*
Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:56:30 No. 1012720 Report >>1012692 Btfo chink
>Grab Alyona's hand >Take her to my quarters and lock the door behind us >On the way out "Thanks, Birdman comrade."
Juan
>a mexican immigrant appears at the horizon "What the fuck, that sounds like a chink and a russian kicking the shit out of each other"
The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman
The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman ID:2jiEJc5i Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:58:33 No. 1012745 Report Quoted By:
>>1012675 >holds on to F until Ivan is in the clear >>1012720 "No problem based slav"
>gives Ivan a half smirk Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 04:59:12 No. 1012749 Report >>1012712 >why are you naked? >i give her some of my oversized clothes "miss stacy was a bad woman... she's gone now, you won't have to worry about her."
Arume leader
>>1012706 >60 >Ivan is kicked >>1012720 >2 >Your vodka explodes, but it doesn't impale anybody and also you trip and fall on Alyona, nearly crushing her with your giga dong >>1012738 >83 >You get modern armor, a big sombrero and tequila, and a good rifle Meng "Cow Cow" De
>>1012754 >Mengy begins castrating Ivan with the broken piece of glass Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:00:49 No. 1012768 Report Quoted By:
>>1012754 >FFS >Help her up and try to run for my quarters again, remembering to lock the door >>1012706 >Fuck off cyka!" Private Catgirl
>>1012749 >thank you! My name is... ummm Aki! I want to be a nurse, Mister... ummm...." The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman
The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman ID:2jiEJc5i Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:02:01 No. 1012786 Report >>1012766 >Intercept ching chong, making him focus on me instead Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>1012766 "Jesus christ, birb fucking let go of me before we all get mutilated"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:03:03 No. 1012797 Report >>1012775 "hold on a second aki. i'll be right back"
>>1012766 i intercept mao lao ching
Juan
>>1012754 Nice
>run to where the noise of the fight is coming from Arume leader
>>1012766 >>1012786 >Birdman is stabbed in the balls instead of Ivan, due to his interception F
>>1012804 >Take this chance to run to catgirls room "Hey can I put my head on your lap for like five minutes or something"
The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman
The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman ID:2jiEJc5i Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:05:08 No. 1012818 Report Quoted By:
>>1012766 >>1012804 "OH JESUS YOU FUCKING CHINK AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH FUUCK"
>Bird squirms on the ground in pain, clutching whats left of his right nut > Arume leader
>>1012797 >Ching chong gets tackled Meng "Cow Cow" De
>Mengy continues his attempts at the castration of Ivan autistically shouting MY AMBITION IS UNSTOPPABLE
Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:06:03 No. 1012829 Report >>1012786 Thank you so much.
>>1012804 >>1012819 >Continues running for the room Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:06:38 No. 1012837 Report Quoted By:
>>1012819 "STOP IT LONG CHU! THIS ISN'T THEY WAY"
Arume leader
>>1012820 >2 >You castrate yourself somehow, and then you fall over and get a whole bottle of vodka rubbed into the wound. Also you're stabbed in the dick by the broken glass >>1012829 >You get to the catgirl's room Meng "Cow Cow" De
Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:07:36 No. 1012844 Report >>1012839 >FUCK OFF >Run for my quarters and lock the door behind us Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:08:32 No. 1012856 Report >>1012841 i get off of him and shoot him in the face with my pistol
Juan
>the mexican immigrant arrives at the camp and yells: "Hola! Me llamo Juan! What the fuck is going on here??"
Arume leader
>>1012799 >You get there quick and see the autistic mess that is happening in the base >>1012841 >14 >You stab yourself in the arm. You've lost a quart of blood by now >>1012856 >65 >Kabam, ching chong is fucking dead. Press F to piss on his corpse Meng "Cow Cow" De
>>1012863 >The Heavenly Gods attempt to revive Mengy The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman
The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman ID:2jiEJc5i Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:10:07 No. 1012874 Report Quoted By:
>>1012863 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:10:09 No. 1012875 Report >>1012863 f
>>1012860 "who the fuck are you spic?"
Private Catgirl
>>1012816 "Umm... who are you?"
Arume leader
>>1012860 >06 >you get broken glass through your feet >>1012868 >nah, you're dead Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:10:25 No. 1012881 Report Quoted By:
F
>>1012878 "M... My name-a F... can I hide behind you, scary things are happening in the other room."
Meng "Cow Cow" De
Juan
Quoted By:
>>1012880 >the mexican immigrant yells like a cunt "AY AY AY"
>>1012875 >after recovering composture, the immigrant takes a sip of tequila and goes: "Hola señor, soy Juan"
Arume leader
>>1012886 >nope >>1012844 >dubs, you're in your room The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman
The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman ID:2jiEJc5i Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:12:10 No. 1012895 Report "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE PATCH MY NUTS UP"
Meng "Cow Cow" De
Private Catgirl
>>1012885 >he's more of a coward than the half-naked cat girl >"Umm... I don't know..." She's very nervous of you, you seem a bit deranged. Try and calm her down.
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:13:41 No. 1012906 Report >>1012900 i run to the cat girl
"my lady is this man bothering you?"
Arume leader
>>1012895 >59 >A nurse comes and patches your balls up >>1012897 >Nothing short of quads will revive you, ching chong F
>>1012900 "um... do you want some vodka? or a cigarette? or headpats?"
Meng "Cow Cow" De
Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:14:16 No. 1012914 Report >>1012894 >Let go of Alyona's hand >Heavily out of breath "My god. That escalated quickly."
>Looks at Alyona "You'll be safe in here."
Meng "Cow Cow" De
Arume leader
>>1012914 >She's in shock, somewhat traumatized because of the wild chink attack F
>>1012906 "Get out, murderer, I heard that gunshot."
Meng "Cow Cow" De
Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:17:23 No. 1012953 Report >>1012929 >Puts his arm around her "Don't worry I'm with you friend. That's ok, no?"
The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman
The Half Polish Burn Victim, Birdman ID:2jiEJc5i Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:17:31 No. 1012954 Report >>1012909 >Birdman is in severe pain "Nurse, I owe you my life. These fuck weasels don't give a shit about me and my nearly castrated balls. Thank you so much, nurse..."
>Birdman slips into unconsciousness Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:18:33 No. 1012967 Report >>1012937 "F you know i'm a huge fan of yours... but this young lady saved my life. i am in her debt. i must ask you to leave her alone. you are scaring her"
Arume leader
>>1012953 "O-okay..."
>She faints >>1012954 "Well, umm, you're welcome?"
Meng "Cow Cow" De
Quoted By:
>>1012974 >RESSURECTION >AMBITION Private Catgirl
>>1012906 >>1012912 >>1012937 >>1012967 >she covers her eyes from the argument Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist"
Noobokov "the hand to hand combat specialist" ID:4Y7cGmR7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:21:46 No. 1013002 Report >>1012991 >i step in front of the cat girl protecting her Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:21:54 No. 1013003 Report Quoted By:
>>1012974 >Lay her on my bed >Sit down beside the bed >Pulls a bottle of vodka out of his jacket >Has a swig of vodka "Hmm. I wonder why this stuff's been exploding lately..."
F
>>1012967 "Tch. I didn't mean to."
>Leaves to see how birb is doing Meng "Cow Cow" De
>>1012974 OP, can I become a spooky ghost
Arume leader
Sorry, but I'm just gonna end the thread here. I've gotten tired and I need sleep. Goodnight
>>1013010 >01 >You go to hell and get infinitely raped by satan for the rest of eternity Private Catgirl
Quoted By:
>>1013002 >hugs his leg >>1013006 >watches him leave "Is... he a good person, Mister... umm..."
>still doesn't know your name The Half Polish, One-nutted Burn Victim, Birdman
The Half Polish, One-nutted Burn Victim, Birdman ID:2jiEJc5i Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:24:53 No. 1013030 Report Quoted By:
>>1013006 >Birdman twitches on the floor, no one move him to the infirmary, lmao F
>>1013025 Goodnight glorious leader
Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry
Sergeant Ivan "Slav Specialist" Dmitry ID:R8IIxkKm Tue 13 Jun 2017 05:26:31 No. 1013044 Report Quoted By:
>>1013032 Sleep Snug, Smug.
Meng "Cow Cow" De
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Cao man will return