Hey you, yeah, (You), I'm talking to (You), now pay close attentiom
I've been thinking a lot lately and I believe I made a mistake in my approach; shoving water propaganda down everybody's throat, calling them homosexuals if they don't accept the new regimment of hydration and threathening them to forcibly relax their anus if they refuse (which in all honesty seem a bit oxymoronic but I digress)
I would love it if (You) just started hydrating propperly and stopped overloading your liver with alchohol and other dangerous narcotics, I'd feel really bad if something happened to you and I could've prevented it with better reclammatory subdmstance
even still, if you don't drink atleast 5 liters of water a day you are a stinky niggerfaggot and you should just eat raw kidney beans