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>you will never marry xi mingze and breed with her twice with her dads approval
>you will never get home to a pregnant xi mingze and kiss her belly while she cooks food for you
>you will never worship her legs as she looks at you in contempt
>you will never call her xiao muzi
>you will never hear her embarrassed las as she tries to bully you
>you will never get to call your chinese princess
>you will never put your feet by the fireplace in a romantic, remote part of china where the birds never stop singing
>you will never go shopping with her in a chinese metropolis, making her try all sorts of cute dresses
>you will never help her study for her PhD and cuddle her when she has doubts
>you will never have to put a strong face when meeting with her father and have to be passive aggressive when meeting her mother
>you will never discuss with her if you should name your children after west or chinese names
>you will never hold her hand during a boat ride
>you will never have to convince her you're getting a dog purely for pet purposes
>you will never hear her say "wo ai ni"
Why even live, bros?
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