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Anonymous ID:Ay2bXr+u Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:16:22 No.1014286 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1014319 >>1014442 >>1014503 >>1014765 >>1014816 >>1016438 >>1016467 >>1016512

>American offers you tea
>*microwave beeping*

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Anonymous ID:yzMLCwmI Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:17:56 No.1014296 Report

Quoted By: >>1014442

Don't forget to tip him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jeMyDNnX Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:22:00 No.1014319 Report

Quoted By: >>1014343 >>1016453

>>1014286
Idk what type of faggot is serving you microwaved tea but I would smack the shit out them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nnUTwpFi Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:23:33 No.1014327 Report

Quoted By: >>1016799

And here comes the skinny british cuck starting shit on bant by quoting shitty ass sterotypes off of /bant/, as per usual.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9RnWcou7 Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:27:06 No.1014343 Report

Quoted By: >>1014495

>>1014319
Ehm...
I do this?

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Anonymous ID:SyvzHxzn Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:30:41 No.1014359 Report

Quoted By: >>1014426

>brit opens door for you
>exits

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:leJFqzHg Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:42:49 No.1014426 Report

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>>1014359
Worst pun ive ever heard

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Anonymous ID:a0aSUdXp Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:45:05 No.1014442 Report

Quoted By: >>1014456

>>1014286
Still more inviting than the cockey squark of:
>'ow 'bout a noice cup ov tea there love?

>>1014296
>Slow Clap

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YVCEHCOj Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:48:27 No.1014456 Report

Quoted By: >>1014468

>>1014442
Australians sound like Brits with throat cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a0aSUdXp Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:51:09 No.1014468 Report

Quoted By: >>1014489

>>1014456
Maybe Queenslanders do, but it's not their fault - it's humid up there. But a real Australian accent (i.e. any policeman with a moustache who appears in a press conference) sounds based and manly af.

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Anonymous ID:m20snjGq Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:53:24 No.1014483 Report

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>go to a british "coffee shop"
>truck plows across the sidewalk and kills everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YVCEHCOj Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:54:38 No.1014489 Report

Quoted By: >>1014509

>>1014468
>manly
>'oi cunt give us your lighta'
You deserve to go to prison island

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4XgSMKSE Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:56:01 No.1014495 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014343
>I do this
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nuXARjv3 Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:57:23 No.1014503 Report

Quoted By: >>1014506 >>1014514 >>1014547 >>1014616

>>1014286
There is literally no other way to get hot water in a proficient fashion. I do mean literally in the sense of actually literal: I don't mean it in the way some people choose to use literally to modify a non literal statement.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4XgSMKSE Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:57:57 No.1014506 Report

Quoted By: >>1014584

>>1014503
Um kettle?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a0aSUdXp Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:58:20 No.1014509 Report

Quoted By: >>1014522 >>1014531 >>1014571

>>1014489
>implying Bogan is the 'real aussie accent'

Allow me to educate you on exquisite elocution in extemporaneous Australian speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X3FMEShy Tue 13 Jun 2017 08:59:13 No.1014514 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014503
wait what
i thought op made a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W/CfuJBr Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:00:58 No.1014522 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014509
how have I not seen this gem before?! XD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YVCEHCOj Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:02:12 No.1014531 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014509
>Some guy pretending to be a narrator.
>Mosquito sounding cops.
Try one more time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dl4L1YdS Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:04:32 No.1014547 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014503
many use electric kettlea
the only thing that sucks about the microwave is the mug gets hot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GDaoqMHc Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:08:29 No.1014571 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014509
I hate colonials who are wannabe brits with wannabe brit accents
They think they're better than proud colonials

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nuXARjv3 Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:10:46 No.1014584 Report

Quoted By: >>1014635 >>1015818 >>1016062

>>1014506
I did say proficient. It'll take at least 10 minutes to get hot water with a kettle when I can get hot water with a microwave in at most two minutes. Who the hell honestly has time to sit around waiting for a kettle to heat up water? You'd have so much more time to suck muslim cock if you spent less time sitting around for a kettle to function. I sure cannot wait for the day for your little island to burn down. At least you'll have a kettle to kill yourself with when it's all over. Some say it's a joke. Others say they apply electricity to their kettle. Either way nothing comes close to the performance of a microwave when boiling water. I truly pity you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d9lQDmNe Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:11:30 No.1014591 Report

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Russian*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0Yrf04z9 Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:14:55 No.1014616 Report

Quoted By: >>1014640

>>1014503
http://www.clasohlson.com/no/Vannkoker-1-liter/44-1551

Faster than a microwave. Everyone has one of these in my country.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4XgSMKSE Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:17:36 No.1014635 Report

Quoted By: >>1014654

>>1014584
You've clearly never used a kettle then, I hope some misunderstood brothers come to shoot up your children's school.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nuXARjv3 Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:18:26 No.1014640 Report

Quoted By: >>1014651 >>1015046

>>1014616
It depends on the wattage tbqfhf (to be quite fairly honest famalan). With a strong american mage 2000 watt microwave, water will boil much faster in it compared to your heated cup thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4XgSMKSE Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:20:30 No.1014651 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014640
And you'll have to tip the grave diggers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nuXARjv3 Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:21:14 No.1014654 Report

Quoted By: >>1014694

>>1014635
It has happened in the past and it can happen in the future. I have used a kettle before as well. They're slower than a microwave mate. Hate to break it to you. If you have a microwave at home you should compare the speed for boiling a litre of water. Don't cheat by preheating the kettle in the microwave either.

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Anonymous ID:OwKHEr7D Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:25:55 No.1014694 Report

Quoted By: >>1014730

>>1014654
Are You autistic? Like for real

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Anonymous ID:QHdPVZ2B Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:28:34 No.1014710 Report

Quoted By: >>1014757

ITT: retards unironically arguing about how to heat water, as if it actually matters.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nuXARjv3 Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:31:50 No.1014730 Report

Quoted By: >>1014818

>>1014694
No Italian friendo. At least not diagnosed. I was supposed to get tested when I was younger but it ended up not happening as my parents didn't want to pay for some bullshit tests that would turn out negative anyways. At least that's what their assumption was. Could be right or wrong I don't know. But I think I'm not autistic. I hope this clears up any questions you have.

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Anonymous ID:Hc+3NI5G Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:37:40 No.1014757 Report

Quoted By: >>1014762 >>1014768

>>1014710
>subhuman jew being a contrarian bitch

suck an infant's dick, filthy hymie.

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Anonymous ID:QHdPVZ2B Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:38:40 No.1014762 Report

Quoted By: >>1014768

>>1014757
Average white American IQ: 103
Average Ashkenazi Jew IQ: 114
Avarage Saudi Arabian IQ: 84

Assuming a standard deviation of 15 IQ points:
- the average white American is more intelligent than ~88% of Saudis
- the average Ashkenazi Jew is more intelligent than ~97% of Saudis
- ~37% of Saudis are considered mentally deficient by Western standards

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dT73WyQM Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:39:15 No.1014765 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014286
hahahahahahhahaha

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Anonymous ID:GDaoqMHc Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:39:27 No.1014768 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014757
You just got BTFO by >>1014762

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Anonymous ID:KhWiphzA Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:51:07 No.1014816 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014286

>American offers you some vegetables
>Gives you a pizza

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OwKHEr7D Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:51:37 No.1014818 Report

Quoted By: >>1014839

>>1014730
So Yes you are

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nuXARjv3 Tue 13 Jun 2017 09:57:12 No.1014839 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014818
Did you even read my post? It was inconclusive as there was never a test.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0Yrf04z9 Tue 13 Jun 2017 10:39:50 No.1015046 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014640
Wattage also matters with "this heated cup thing". This particular one is 2200 watt. I've had (high powered) microwaves and these things all my life, and these "heated cup things" are
faster.

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Anonymous ID:0Yrf04z9 Tue 13 Jun 2017 10:59:39 No.1015406 Report

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>american offers you covfefe

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Anonymous ID:1TJpq9vS Tue 13 Jun 2017 11:07:08 No.1015818 Report

Quoted By: >>1015835 >>1015889

>>1014584
Proficient?
In my house waters comes almost boiling from the tap, and just the right temperature for tea
Also water dispensers do almost the same and electric kettles take around 5 minutes for boiling the double of water

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GDaoqMHc Tue 13 Jun 2017 11:10:11 No.1015835 Report

Quoted By:

>>1015818
>drinking hot water from the tap
Argentinian education.
Copper gets in hot water from taps
It's healthier to boil cold water in a kettle or jug than use hot water from tap

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZM7UCe78 Tue 13 Jun 2017 11:20:00 No.1015889 Report

Quoted By:

>>1015818
You're wasting electricity keeping your water heater that hot. The optimal temperature is 120 F (~49 C).

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hgVR28Yd Tue 13 Jun 2017 11:50:03 No.1016062 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014584
It takes about 30 seconds to heat water in a kettle, maybe a minute to boil.
>American outlets

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Th21/SLs Tue 13 Jun 2017 12:40:25 No.1016438 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014286
Why do you hate science?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T1akttkS Tue 13 Jun 2017 12:42:18 No.1016453 Report

Quoted By: >>1016462

>>1014319
I don't know why euroniggers assume we don't put a pot on the stove and boil the water like that. Because that's how everyone but retarded 16 year olds do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OhpE+Zsh Tue 13 Jun 2017 12:43:10 No.1016462 Report

Quoted By: >>1016488

>>1016453
why do this when you could just buy a kettle

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Anonymous ID:W1EhL/66 Tue 13 Jun 2017 12:43:51 No.1016467 Report

Quoted By: >>1016498

>>1014286
>american offering you tea
You werent in american faggot. We only drink ice cold sweet tea

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T1akttkS Tue 13 Jun 2017 12:46:43 No.1016488 Report

Quoted By:

>>1016462
To be honest because I don't drink hot tea often enough to. I have a keurig and before that a coffee pot. If I wanted hot water I'd use the coffee pot without coffee then put teabags in.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T1akttkS Tue 13 Jun 2017 12:47:36 No.1016498 Report

Quoted By:

>>1016467
Also this desu, cold sweet tea is good, hot tea isn't good unless it's that chinky green tea with some honey.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eb/0Tjut Tue 13 Jun 2017 12:49:26 No.1016512 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014286
if it weren't for the states you wouldn't have teabags

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jNwlFzVQ Tue 13 Jun 2017 13:26:18 No.1016799 Report

Quoted By:

>>1014327
Are you sure you're on the right board?

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