I used to be obsessed with smelling girls asses and braps and farts and stuff like that. Mostly thanks to this board probably. But it leaked over into real life. I attended a school function of my brother one afternoon. After a while I was in one of the classes, this same teacher from the school function came in from the class next door. Wearing such tight clothes which showed off her healthy posterior, I already had my eyes on her since the event. Anyway she walks in and instead of going to the class heads straight for the bathroom. She goes in and closes the door. She's in for a good 10 minutes. I am just picturing her beautiful ass and what she is doing in there. Its really turing me on. So finally she unlocks the door and just kinda rushes out of the corridor. I jump up and head to the restroom, I haveto admit I am already slightly hard cause I cant wait to "imagine the smell". So anyway I get in the bathroom and as I am closing the door take my first deep breath. The smell hits me like a ton of bricks. Its absolutely horrid. It smells like death and rotting food and garbage. I close the door and walk over to the toilet. I try to picture her shitting and how perfect her body was as a lean down and sniff the toilet. Im not kidding, I almost threw up. IT was way too strong. I pulled my pants down and tried to masturbate but there was no way i was getting hard. I washed my hands and walked out.

Let this be a lesson to you guys, sometimes stuff is funny on the internet and we get sucked in, but never never never meet your heroes. You are better off living in the fantasy cause the reality is GRIM!.