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What to do if you are accidentelly caught blowinh hash smoke up a new litter of kittens

Anonymous ID:EmQKY+Kb Thu 23 Apr 2020 14:36:51 No.10174391 View View Reply Original Report

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help I may have a state of emergency

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Anonymous ID:EqLrwiDB Thu 23 Apr 2020 14:39:56 No.10174408 Report

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So that's why the bread was late. You must first elaborate.

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Anonymous ID:7j8zgHT+ Thu 23 Apr 2020 14:43:42 No.10174429 Report

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Marko...

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Anonymous ID:EmQKY+Kb Thu 23 Apr 2020 14:46:19 No.10174444 Report

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dude what the fuck are you even talking about the thread has been up for what feels like hours but not one person responded to it
so I was trying to hotbox my attic and turn my baby cats into stoners right from an early age and what happened isndomebpdy came on the attic
opemed the door
left back for the other person and then my mom and sis found me fumbling like a retard on the attic with mild aroma of hash being present there especially with my cat purring like a truck engine

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Anonymous ID:EqLrwiDB Thu 23 Apr 2020 14:50:02 No.10174465 Report

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>>10174444
Hwat I ain't seen no thread.
Isn't it bad for cats to smoke the devil's lettuce? Maybe you can blame it on catnip.

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Anonymous ID:EmQKY+Kb Thu 23 Apr 2020 14:52:59 No.10174481 Report

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>>10174465
It's only second hand and it's more lined on smoke lingering in air and being slowly absorbed in the kots
oh man I donut need any more drama

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Anonymous ID:EmQKY+Kb Thu 23 Apr 2020 15:07:25 No.10174667 Report

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whack

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Anonymous ID:EqLrwiDB Thu 23 Apr 2020 15:09:29 No.10174672 Report

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>>10174481
Do they know about you being a drug enthusiast? You'll turn every animal that even comes close to your house into a stoner at this rate.

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Anonymous ID:EmQKY+Kb Thu 23 Apr 2020 15:17:14 No.10174705 Report

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>>10174672
yes and no on both accounts
they know I'm trying to cook but don't know I actually inject

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Anonymous ID:EqLrwiDB Thu 23 Apr 2020 15:20:41 No.10174724 Report

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>>10174705
Isn't cooking worse on the morality spectrum? If they don't know you inject then they might think you're thinking of selling, and the dealer is (in theory) more immoral than the client.

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Anonymous ID:EmQKY+Kb Thu 23 Apr 2020 15:27:50 No.10174750 Report

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nah they d be pretty jelly if I was injecting as my life is much better than theirs by having drugs which release epic amounts of feel good juice
cooking they see more like a hobby the police just shouldn't find out about, but they are oretty reasonable when it comes to my experimentation with that as they didn't bitch about opuum but they did bitch about me smoking puppies

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Anonymous ID:EmQKY+Kb Thu 23 Apr 2020 15:56:01 No.10174841 Report

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it's always entertaining listening to an illiterate village jackass that has nothing else to offer other than war ptsd and alcholism trying to act smart against an economist with atleast higschool finished regarding finances

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Anonymous ID:EmQKY+Kb Thu 23 Apr 2020 16:08:31 No.10174941 Report

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jesus bananas are scary

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Anonymous ID:EqLrwiDB Thu 23 Apr 2020 16:16:01 No.10174984 Report

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>>10174750
Open this if you are stoned.
>police
What would they do if they found out? I don't exactly understand why certain drugs (those which are not fatally dangerous) illegal. Sure they might cause dependence, but many things from these days do. Just try to take someone's internet away for a week and see how he reacts.
>>10174841
War stories might be interesting to listen to, though.
>>10174941
They are quite homosexual as well.

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Anonymous ID:qDsjIUre Thu 23 Apr 2020 16:23:42 No.10175016 Report

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Free Trade is bad
International Trade should be limited
Ricardo was a Retardo

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Anonymous ID:EmQKY+Kb Thu 23 Apr 2020 16:40:47 No.10175064 Report

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>>10174984
oh no
>men in blue
the laws beind prohibition of slcertain drugs is wonky
marijuana is illegal because fuck mexicans
psychadelics are illegal because fuck hippies and their lazyness to cooperate in vietnaam war
cocaine is illegal because fuck pablo escobar and his pilferation of US dollaridoos
everybody copies usa or usa stops trade
smack is illegal because people kill people or overdose and kill themselves (also the economy keeps crashing)
meth and other stims are illegal because stim zombies attack people
ketamine and pcp are illegal because only death can stop you from attacking innocent civilians
rarely any drug that cause dependance or has a strong psychological effect is is illegal just because of that, look at datura and dxm and whatever and most law enforcement just doesn't give a dhit unless somebody is rustling trouble
>war stories
gay, mostly gay what I heard from my pops
I mean being high on smack whilst running naked with kawaiishnilov eating children's hearts and pillaging and raping town from town like general Butt Naked did in Liberia... now this is something I'd participate even of it killed me just because free smack and I get to kill people while my ouroborous dangles freely in brisk weather
>homoaex
I wish a brown gf bruised my banana

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Anonymous ID:D6bkjZav Thu 23 Apr 2020 16:49:23 No.10175092 Report

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>>10175064
>attacking people on ketamine
really? they couldn't have done a very good job.

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Anonymous ID:EqLrwiDB Thu 23 Apr 2020 17:03:46 No.10175143 Report

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You want the brown gf? I'm gonna give you the brown gf.
>>10175064
Politics. I should have seen it coming. Am I right in thinking that they do it so that they don't aid the economies of those countries?
>smack is illegal because people kill people or overdose and kill themselves
They'd ban guns too if they actually cared about that.
>war
You'd have to lay off the lettuce if you wanted to be able to shoot straight though. But hey, it would probably enrich the overall experience.

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Anonymous ID:EmQKY+Kb Thu 23 Apr 2020 18:25:43 No.10175611 Report

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I had to tell my poor mum that's dealing with credit card debt to start saving money for acoffin because I SWEAR ON MY LEFT INDEX FINGER I WILL POISON THE ALCHOHOLIC GARBAGE THEY REFFER TO AS MY FATHER BEFORE THE YEAR HAS ENDED
>>10175143
ah yes the infamous brown waka with tan xirno
>am I right
eeeehhh like most countries want to get rid of the junkies because the black market ruins the economy but like the more libertarian countries just don't like junkies, and now that we can test on them theres a way to limit them
>ban guns
woah, bro easy there, right to inject smack is npwhere in the constitution, no century old rights are at stake if you ban smack
>war
finest herb is truly the worst for war but stiff like heroin (no pain), meth (no fear, pain tolerance) and pcp (no pain nor remorse) are great for war, no wonder that meth got used by both nazis and allies in ww2

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Anonymous ID:EqLrwiDB Thu 23 Apr 2020 18:38:51 No.10175652 Report

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>>10175611
Interesting family you are.
>Cirnig! Cirnog!
Well I hope you like it. One for you and one for me. And I'm choosing the watermelons.
>more libertarian countries just don't like junkies
They don't? Wait, the libertarians are the ones sucking off the free market and the liberals are the degenerate lefties, right?
>the constitution
You're right, but the danger to others and to oneself is still there. It's just the means that are different.
>nazis
They've conducted experiments with drugs too, from what I know. The whole MK Ultra experiments the US conducted also implied them I think.

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Anonymous ID:EmQKY+Kb Thu 23 Apr 2020 18:53:14 No.10175702 Report

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now that I revealed my intentions to poison pater familias I started negotiations to not give kalashnikov to the retarded bil and to neither throw it away but rather allow yours truly to turn it into a (deadly) artpiece; bringing anime and god on our side if civil war or just war ever breaks out
>>10175652
>baka chiruno as a nigger
yes
>libertarians
it's just about more personal freedom of possesion and regarding free markt, use of marijuana and psychadelics is their agenda, but like every gadsden flag user with two braincels knows why having a nation addicted to crack smack and meth is a bad juju
libtards are more on social freedoms, commusm and no personal possesions
>you're right... buuuuut
yeah like that's not gonna fly, normal countries like germany and even croatia require you to have a licence for firearms and where you may store them and use them; you can't just buy them willy nilly and shoot up a school you need a good reason to have one (hunting generally) and you can't just carry it anywhere you go
>experiments on drugs
as did every other nation, side effects were widely unknown subjects and mandatory test trials simply weren't a thing
MK Ultra was CIA thing regarding psychadelics like LSD injected for mind control, that's kikery if I ever saw one, nothing regarding the nazis

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Anonymous ID:KfD4pq3u Thu 23 Apr 2020 18:54:35 No.10175708 Report

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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow lemme post this because i dont give a fuck! no fucks given!

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Anonymous ID:EmQKY+Kb Thu 23 Apr 2020 19:10:40 No.10175759 Report

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damn for a homophobe my dad can really suck some guy's ( he fanboys) dick
He just threw a pissy fit a mum for smirking at his name, I understand bros before hoes but calling people with higher education idiots for not even insulting, just not praising some drunkard is really gay I say

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Anonymous ID:EqLrwiDB Thu 23 Apr 2020 19:29:13 No.10175840 Report

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>>10175702
In other words, if you and your neighbours decided to remix the Yugoslav wars you'd go to war with an anime rifle.
>libtards
A bit strange though, isn't it? Classical liberalism was all for individualism and private property back in the day.
>I kill people with guns pow
Speaking of which, did you ever go on a hunt?
>CIA
Did you see those recently declassified CIA reports about it?

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Anonymous ID:EmQKY+Kb Thu 23 Apr 2020 19:41:16 No.10175899 Report

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>>10175840
indeed
Mad Dado Choc does guerila warfar in anime regalia yielding his anime automatic rifle in name of Sol Invictus and Slice of Life
>classical liberalism
modern day centrists
no seriously like there was this transcript that like defined all those poltical "parties" (more like orientations but like I can't remember how it was reffered to) when they were coined as such and as a graphical aid it showed their position on the political compass
so whilst modern day liberalism is clearly highly left leaning classical liberalism was more centered, possibly because they had no extreme views on anything
I'd say I'm completely different despite landing in the same spot as I have VERY extreme opinions but they are neatly balanced on all sides
>on a hunt
yes and no
I shot bitbs with bb guns and was catching wild froggos and salamanders but hunting boars and deers would get me in trouble without a permit
>seen
nah, I might look into it at a later date they just stated opening a lot of small priority businesses opening on 4th of may (with exception on high gathering stuff like schools, unis etc)

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Anonymous ID:EqLrwiDB Thu 23 Apr 2020 20:22:08 No.10176534 Report

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>>10175899
Too bad they won't let you wear the pedostache and the boxers.
>I have VERY extreme opinions but they are neatly balanced on all sides
Go on, that sounds interesting. I try to distance myself from politics as nowadays people simply refuse to reach to a consensus. They don't want to shape their views, they want others to confirm their validity to them.
>hunting
I thought that maybe your dad had a permit or something, seeing how you live in the woods.

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Anonymous ID:EmQKY+Kb Thu 23 Apr 2020 20:36:42 No.10176557 Report

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>>10176534
ehhh pedostache mebe, and they won't care about boxers if I form independent gorillas
>go on
see fully libertarian systems usually fuck themselves in the ass, with harsh buerrocracy such as one in egypt if you want to make drugs you first have to ask and pay for a permit, buy goverement owned reagents and precursors, sell the end product to the state at low price and (for producers) have discount on buying those same drugs in a local dispensery (with restrictions to how much you can buy)
or like religious indoctrination should be forbidden for people younger than 18, like no bar mitzvahs, no circumcision, no baptism, communion, chrismas or anythibg below 18... but once you're in a cult you have to stay in that cult unless you outright get excommunicated, you can't go back unless you convince them to take you back
abortions shoukd be outright legal... on condition that if the woman gets 4 abortions without a reason (ie she likes to fuck raw but wouldn't buy an IUD) be circumcised with theur clitoris fully removed to restrain growing sexual depravity
>dad and a permit
nah, we don't even have a hunter's rifle
other villagers do... we don't
maybe I get one for keks but I'm not really interested in hunting and killing animals... skulls are neat but I preffer the animel to die naturaly

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Anonymous ID:EqLrwiDB Thu 23 Apr 2020 20:54:54 No.10176605 Report

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>>10176557
How would you go about camouflaging in the woods? You're a pretty noticeable guy.
>harsh bureaucracy
I agree, that's why I'm not a big fan of capitalism. Also competition drives prices down, but if a company can get away with raising them others will follow (see: Applel)
On the other hand, if you go full commie you won't even have anything to choose from to begin with.
>you have to stay in that cult
What if the cult seems one thing and then turns out to be something completely different?
>tfw wimminfolk can get circumcised too

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Anonymous ID:EmQKY+Kb Thu 23 Apr 2020 21:12:08 No.10176662 Report

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I'm listening to pall malls again
>>10176605
we will fight at night with makeshift IR sights
>tics
yeah, more or less
seriously old egyptians figured it out but you need a lot of investigation and paperwork to get shit done and in a corrupt goverment theres no place for fair business
I mean the commies in old yugo were kinda trying to get shit done at expense of everyone but there was a lot of cirruption that prevented genuine growth... not to mention once cold war ended the neutralbux that america used to send stopped flowing and soon the economy started to crash
>whats with the cults
there should be more transparancy with those things, you can't just have religious services AND keep them hidden
if you want to operate a religion you must meet the credential and make itbvery clear what people sign uo to when they agree to acceot lord jesus as their christ, homogenous services with no bs like one priest supporting this candidate abd the other that candidate NO THIS MUST STOP ALSO
>girls can get circed
yeah and unlike with men IT ACTUALLY WORKS... kinda
since girls have more erogenous zones it's not a fullproof way to stop the spread of spreading legs... but like the clitoris and G spot make up like 90% of the pleasure that causes nymphomania, thots and roasties

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