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Chicken rebellion

Anonymous ID:DEWN7ObZ Sat 25 Apr 2020 19:33:38 No.10191079 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10191106 >>10191146 >>10191195 >>10191269 >>10191339 >>10192177

There’s a population of 7.5 billion humans and 19 billion chickens at any given time. If there was a chicken rebellion how would you prepare to fight off your 2.7 chickens (give or take a few)?

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Anonymous ID:bl8XC/Ip Sat 25 Apr 2020 19:36:59 No.10191099 Report

Quoted By: >>10191128

probably make sure i've got some butter for my skillet, some good seasonings.

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Anonymous ID:lfNedEPb Sat 25 Apr 2020 19:38:37 No.10191106 Report

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>>10191079
2 chickens really aren't anything, it'd take 6 or so of them at once for the average person to start having trouble
t. has chickens

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Anonymous ID:DEWN7ObZ Sat 25 Apr 2020 19:45:30 No.10191128 Report

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>>10191106
chickens actually creep me out. it's those beady eyes.>>10191099

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Anonymous ID:ypwijGrv Sat 25 Apr 2020 19:47:54 No.10191146 Report

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>>10191079
With these weapons, I don't know...

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Anonymous ID:79fuT9Ac Sat 25 Apr 2020 20:00:44 No.10191195 Report

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>>10191079
2 cages to catch them and then i would break a lot of eggs before their eyes. Thats what they get for rebelling against their masters! Dead children and humiliation.

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Anonymous ID:oZnW7sns Sat 25 Apr 2020 20:23:22 No.10191269 Report

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>>10191079
I would catch them and keep them alive. I would go around helping others deal with their assigned chickens by catching them too. Then after the war I'd sell the now incredibly rare chickens at a high price.

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Anonymous ID:DEWN7ObZ Sat 25 Apr 2020 20:23:42 No.10191272 Report

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>>10191195
that's brutal desu. I like it

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Anonymous ID:wMM4WrvD Sat 25 Apr 2020 20:36:40 No.10191339 Report

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>>10191079
/mVNUytg

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Anonymous ID:+oJ/kA2K Sat 25 Apr 2020 23:21:38 No.10192177 Report

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>>10191079
I think youre missing an important point.

Chickens can raise a ton of chicks really quick (a chicken is full grown after roughly two years).
And they can lay 300 eggs a year, With after 24 weeks their youngs can also lay eggs. That would mean that they would grow their forces exponentially as time goes by.

Meaning we could not let the rebellion drag ot for to long.

So i would train to become a pilot in the army. So i can deliver divine relief by carpet bomb any general areas of escapes.

Its also not the chicken you should be afraid of but the hens.

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