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YOU FUCKERS DONT KNOW THE STRENGTH OF QANON

Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 02:38:07 No.10206604 View View Reply Original Report

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>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL QANON IS LIKE SOOOOO WEAK AND NOT WHITE LOL FUCK HIM
DIUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NIGGER SUBHYUMAN THIS PICTURE (ME BTW) IS ME. THE REAL ME. DONT FUCK WITH ME OR ELSE ILL FUCKING POST IT EVERYWHERE AND HAUNT YOUR FUCKIGN DREAMS FOREVER. YOU SUBHUMANS THINK YOU SLICK? THINK YOU CAN DIG ONTO A NIGGAS STYLE LIKE THAT?
>LOOOOL THEIS FUCKING STUPOID NIGGER IS SEEEETHING
NOOO FUCK OFF IM NOT SEETHING I. AM. QANON. I AM THE STRONGEST FUCKING POSTER ON THIS ENTIRE BOARD DONT FUCK WITH ME. ILL FUCKING SINGLE HANDEDLY FUCKIGN SHAKE YOU OFF THE FACE OF THEIS EARTH FUCK YOUUUU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
lol
BAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED
shits based my nigga
shits BASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEDDDD
or should i say
bass'd
lol
based

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 02:39:24 No.10206610 Report

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engines firing
*DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
"Q, this is mission control. You are clear for take off."
Copy that, commander.
"Launching in 3... 2... 1..."
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
damn my rocket ship blew up lol

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 02:41:31 No.10206627 Report

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I SMOKE WEED
I DRINK BEER
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO????????????

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 02:42:00 No.10206631 Report

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fuck did you say to me? listen, lemme hit it.
uh, yeah
im 50 years old and ive worked all my life.
i have 4 amazing kids, and a beautiful wife.
i make 90k a year and have free time to travel,
but i like to take it easy, just relax and unravel.
it also just happens that i like Genesect
but man that dont mean you guys gotta disrespect.
and yes, it is true that i do love Gallade,
it doesnt mean that you gotta throw all this shade.
yeah i could say that i love pokemon,
but thats just obvious because you know im QAnon.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH THATS A WRAP YALL

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 02:43:42 No.10206652 Report

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>Gallade staring at Q's dick
Gallade: "M-my, master! your cock is huge!"
Q: "Yo nigga why you always gotta look at my dick yo?"
Gallade: "I-i'm... sorry... So sorry."
Q: "Bet. But, if you want some, I ain't stopping you."
Gallade: "Well, if you say so."
>Gallade starts sucking Q's dick
Q: "Yo, what the fuck? This feel good as shit!"
>Gallade sucks Q's dick harder
Q: "Yoooo this shit is lit!"
>Q cums all in his mouth
Q: "My nigga, I wont lie, that shit was fucking fire."
Gallade: "Oh yeah? How about next time, we get more comfortable?"
Q: "Man, please. that shit was gay as fuck."

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 02:47:23 No.10206692 Report

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redpills and basedbombs alike are droppin like flies

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 02:48:14 No.10206697 Report

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QAnon - I Want To Kill Gallade

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 02:49:56 No.10206709 Report

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>Q, we just recieved word that you found Gallade! What is your reaction to this?
Yeah, mothafuckas. I found him. He's back with me, yall. go back to doin your business now.
>QAnon, I want to shoot you in your forehead
FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME BITCH?
*BOOM*
*splat*
*thump*
dont FUCK with QAnon.

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 02:50:43 No.10206713 Report

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hardy harr harr
lol
nice
FUCK Q
wait
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT
no
FUCK YOU!

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 02:58:03 No.10206769 Report

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>QAnon massive intel leaks the same day a QAnon bant thread gets made
fuck does this mean?

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 02:59:07 No.10206771 Report

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E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 03:00:18 No.10206774 Report

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>I think he overheard you talking about Genesect (extremely redpilled bug/steel type) and got jealous, he left somewhere
FUCK OFF, DONT TALK TO ME ANYMORE

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 03:01:46 No.10206783 Report

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GIANT COCK
YOU THOUGHT I WAS JOKING
:)))))))))))))))))))))

:)))))))))))))))))))))
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(l)

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 03:02:48 No.10206791 Report

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https://voca.ro/9DrUN7Dcuhi
my voice btw
(DONT JUDGE :((((((((((()

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 03:03:40 No.10206796 Report

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im not even Q im actually the Gallade loving leaf

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 03:04:29 No.10206801 Report

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things that make me happy and sad:
sad: alive bantermensch
happy: dead bantermensch, Gallade

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 03:05:23 No.10206808 Report

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dude
liike dude
im just too smart for bant i do calculus and play piano im like just.... dont @ me ok honeybun?

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 03:06:05 No.10206814 Report

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>be me
>go to Gallade's resturant when he's there
>sit down at table
>Gallade's make the rounds
>Gallade sees me
>exasperated.jpg
>approaches table
>leans in
> "look mate, I'd rather not do this tewnoight."
>crack a grin at him
>he sighs
>I tell him that he knows what I want
>been coming here regularly to do this
>he stands there unable to respond for a moment
>"th...the steak. yea. I fucking know."
>I nod with satisfaction, coyly leaning forward
>I ask him if he's forgetting anything
>he bites his lips
>tears welling up at his eyes
>he barely manages to stutter out his response
>"h-how do you w-w-want your steak
>I get up
>full erection
>lean into his ear
>he closes his eyes
>"please no you fucking idiot"
>visibly trembling and crying
>I open my lips to speak
>I tell him I want it "Raw"
>Gallade full blown crying now
>writes down order
>leaves crying
>look inside kitchen
>there he is, huddled up in the corner trying to get his chefs to make it
>returns with raw steak on plate
>take a bite
>tell him it's raw
>he chokes back a full on ugly cry and nods
>takes steak back
>gives me full refund
>begin to exit restaurant
>tell him I'll be back tomorrow
>five chefs have to restrain him from coming after me

So how was your monday, /bant/?

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 03:06:52 No.10206819 Report

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>Q and Gallade ordering McDonalds
Employee: "Welcome to McDonald's, how can I take your order?"
Q: "Yeah, can I get a McChicken combo with Pepsi? Gallade, what do you want?"
Gallade: "Can I get a 10 piece chicken nugget with chocolate milk?"
Cashier: "Okay, is that everything?"
Q: "Yes."
Employee: "Okay, that'll be $8.50."
Q: "Okay, thank you."
>Q drives up to the window
Employee: "Okay, here's your drinks, your McChicken, and your McNuggets. That all comes down to $8.50."
>Q pays for the food and takes it from the employee.
Q: "Thank you."
Employee: "Your welcome. Have a good night."
>Q and Gallade drive to a parking space, where they eat their food. They then have sex in the back seat.

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 03:07:34 No.10206825 Report

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QAnon: "The jack of all trades."

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 03:08:04 No.10206829 Report

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like for QAnon
comment for Gallade

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 03:16:25 No.10206882 Report

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How long do we have
>not long enough?
The Government shutdown happensOOOOSOOOOON EWNOUYGH.................... how long do you have????? hmmmmm.... will decide for you.........
3
2
1
BOOM GET KILLED
your dead...... you hear me?
lol but for real thoug, why is (Q)
Q IS A FUCKING LETTER GRESATATNESS AWAITS ITS FUCKIONG ABLOWING MY MIND HOW CRAZTY THE LETTER Q IS THOLYY SHITIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT QQQQQQQQQQQQ GREATNESS AWAITS WHERE WE GHO ONE WE GO ALL WHERE WE GO ONE WE GO ALL WWG1WGA WWG1WGA WWG1SAAGW WGA1SAWG CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY SHIT IS HAPPENIGN......... crazy..... crazy............................. hmmmm make a tulpa?????? Gallade? Genesect?? what happened to em? hmmmmm these (Q)uestions need answers FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
hmm but if i think about it...... Q is Gallade and GENESECT AND LATIAS AND GIRLS LAST TOUR AND THE TRAGICALLY HIP AND QANON AND GARDEVOIR AND MAO MAO AND SENATOR X AND PANOIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN I HATE PANON
expose MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???????????????? PANON YOUR DEAD YOU HEAR ME YOUR FUCKING DE3AD NIGGER YOUR SO FUCKED LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL btw did i mentong Gallade made a new album called no pulse? HEY QANON CHECK THIS OUT ****sPLAAAAAAATTTTTTTT***** DEAD YOUR SO DEAD XDDDDDDDDDDDD FUCK OFF THOUGH I GOT WORK TO DO FUCKO OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
hey mom im sorry if your reading this im so sorry
Tulpa General
what is your tulpa's favorite food
JK I DONT CARE
jk i actually do care though but here did i come from? am i fucking based or cringe
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEDDDDDDD
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I KNEW IT I KNEW IT XDDDDDDDDDD SEETHERS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE DIE DEID EID EDIED YOUR DEADDDDAEDDAEDAD lol ok so my husband
Gallade is my husband i lvoe him so much but sometimes i wish he would love me more
Gallade: "Q, I love you!"
Q: "AWWWW GALLADE I LOVE YOU TOO XD."
fuck yeah
based
WAIT DONT END IT YET LMAO
or should i say
"yet"?
based
lol
Q

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 03:17:35 No.10206888 Report

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>Be QAnon
>Think you can turn the tables if you buff your mind somehow
>Lol, how one does that?
>With psychic Pokémon, dick
>Gonna be careful, though. A bad choice and your willpower would be gone in a blink, so you had to, like damn, search in the routes for a wimpy brain bitch to help your BRO brains
>all that crap while Latias tried to subdue your spirit with her foul rapebait shenaningans come out from a doujin
>Ain't easy. Crazy lil' red psycho was ripping your thoughts piece by piece with her motherfucker mindrape glare
>Finally, exhausted and with most of your senses numbled by Latias' shit, you captured an Abra whore
>Yellow fucker was sleeping like a rock, so it was GG ez NO RE capture
>Then you order that sleepy bastard to hit your with their best improvised purple attack cuz you thought that a good idea
>Abra used Psywave!
>Anon fainted!
>Abra gained 20 Exp. Points!
>Anon black out
>...
>Woke up in your bed, Abra is sleeping on your desk's chair. Legs spread and their ass up in your direction like mocking you for being a weakling, damn slacker
>Try to get up, arms were tied together to the headboard of your bed
>Try to move your legs. Surprise, same
>I wonder who could be-
>"It's me, QAnon!"
>Latias appears out of thin air in front of you, mere inches separating her temptress lips from yours as her sultry breath warmed your neck
>"Oh, don't worry about new daughter. She's just taking her daily nap of 18 hours!"
>That puny fox-thing betrayed you and probably told your stalker where you were.
>"The truth? yes. She did."
>You writhed your arms and flailed your legs like a mad dog
>"What's a dog?"
>Stop probing my thoughts
>"But they're so delicious~."
>So Anon ceansed his moronic behavior and conviced himself he was nothing but a sex slave.
>That ain't tru-
>His stupid existence was barely able to withstand the perfection of Latias, her new master, he needed to submit immediately!
>S-sto-
>And he was happy about this wonderful fate.
>Hel-
>The End

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 03:20:32 No.10206909 Report

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QAnon comes back and niggas dont care ugghhhh should have expected it

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Q !ITPb.qbhqo ID:qjg3bKzV Tue 28 Apr 2020 03:27:27 No.10206955 Report

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