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>>10216751
Insects had migrated onto the land when plants did, the insect then mocked the fish who could no longer eat them.
One day sick of being mocked a tough guy fish finned his way onto the land.
That fish had a name, his name was Eric.

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Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:AL3L2D7a Wed 29 Apr 2020 19:30:34 No.10217606 Report

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>>10217597
Sounds pretty accurate.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QmDg2xdL Wed 29 Apr 2020 19:34:35 No.10217621 Report

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>>10217597
it's crazy that the fossil record can keep their names

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QmDg2xdL Wed 29 Apr 2020 19:35:19 No.10217624 Report

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>>10217597
what was his astrological symbol? was he a leo?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i9R57zsr Wed 29 Apr 2020 19:40:38 No.10217629 Report

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>>10217624
298 million years ago the constellations looked different due to interstela drift.
And lions were 290 million years away from evolving. His Star Sign was Coral.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zcuV9f3G Wed 29 Apr 2020 19:41:29 No.10217632 Report

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>>10217558
heading off to fuck your mom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EyUKm0wx Wed 29 Apr 2020 20:15:45 No.10217783 Report

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>>10216755
based jews

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i0+J+sqs Wed 29 Apr 2020 20:17:27 No.10217795 Report

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>>10216751
He was tired of other crocko-fish bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nzGDKDGi Wed 29 Apr 2020 21:51:31 No.10218328 Report

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>>10216755
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0PF2ossv Wed 29 Apr 2020 22:07:27 No.10218402 Report

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>>10216751
he smug

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WvWxoyai Wed 29 Apr 2020 22:37:51 No.10218556 Report

Quoted By: >>10218563

>be fish
>go out of water just for fun
>start WWII because of art failure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i9R57zsr Wed 29 Apr 2020 22:38:57 No.10218563 Report

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>>10218556
did you surrender to the walking fish as well?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WvWxoyai Wed 29 Apr 2020 22:40:58 No.10218569 Report

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>>10218563
my country who won most a the victory in the human kind dont hear your angry words
go surrender against kangaroos

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i9R57zsr Wed 29 Apr 2020 22:44:41 No.10218589 Report

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>>10218569
>angry words
how can angry when laughing?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WvWxoyai Wed 29 Apr 2020 22:45:33 No.10218591 Report

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>>10218589
didnt understand in the first place the real meaning of your sentence

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eHCq6bBj Wed 29 Apr 2020 22:46:37 No.10218598 Report

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My ancestors :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A5Yl2iEl Wed 29 Apr 2020 22:54:52 No.10218642 Report

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>>10216751
He was too weak and had lots of predators, so staying where they couldn't reach was the best he could do.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0Cwcl4es Wed 29 Apr 2020 23:08:31 No.10218701 Report

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>>10216751
the athiests great great great grandpa

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QmDg2xdL Wed 29 Apr 2020 23:09:18 No.10218702 Report

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>>10218642
what a fucking bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A5Yl2iEl Wed 29 Apr 2020 23:13:19 No.10218713 Report

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>>10217632
Correct!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A5Yl2iEl Wed 29 Apr 2020 23:18:43 No.10218730 Report

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>>10218702
Evolution mostly works this way, the species forced to change are the weaker. There's a theory about our common ancestors with chimpanzees. The weakest group was focred to leave and while the stronger ones remained living in trees, the weaker ones had to adapt to a different environment and had to improve their communication skills to survive and ended up evolving until our species appeared. We're the result of the bitchiest of the bitches to have ever lived.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QmDg2xdL Wed 29 Apr 2020 23:27:22 No.10218767 Report

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>>10218730
that sounds like something incel nerd scientists made up to make themselves feel better

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:skqTwPno Thu 30 Apr 2020 00:18:26 No.10219825 Report

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>>10216755
this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A5Yl2iEl Thu 30 Apr 2020 00:37:52 No.10220080 Report

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>>10218767
It's pure logic. If you are the stronger one, why should you change? You keep doing what you've always done, because that's what made you stronger. One changes when the situation forces him to do so, changing requires an effort, is dangerous and there's no guarantee there's gonna be a benefit gained from it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZLKoaegX Thu 30 Apr 2020 00:48:16 No.10220121 Report

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>>10220080
I'm glad I'm not descended from you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QmDg2xdL Thu 30 Apr 2020 00:50:49 No.10220131 Report

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>>10220080
>MUH animals change and pass on their changes to their kids

ok lamark

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ueJx0usC Thu 30 Apr 2020 00:53:26 No.10220141 Report

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>>10216751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StqZI9pMq0U

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Anonymous ID:8FD1/RqF Thu 30 Apr 2020 00:54:58 No.10220146 Report

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>>10216751
Got tired of the fish. Fish were the niggers back then.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A5Yl2iEl Thu 30 Apr 2020 00:59:53 No.10220171 Report

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>>10220131
Actually, that's a Neo-Darwinist theory, but ok.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QmDg2xdL Thu 30 Apr 2020 01:01:07 No.10220173 Report

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>>10220171
>Neo-Darwinist
I prefer the term nu-Darwinist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A5Yl2iEl Thu 30 Apr 2020 01:02:15 No.10220179 Report

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>>10220121
I'm glad I don't have such a gay-ass descendant.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QmDg2xdL Thu 30 Apr 2020 01:06:15 No.10220199 Report

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>>10220179
are you still working your ass off at school?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0PF2ossv Thu 30 Apr 2020 05:41:18 No.10221681 Report

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we wuz kangs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BxnUSMY2 Thu 30 Apr 2020 06:57:30 No.10221804 Report

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>>10217632
>he isn’t even wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZFMo8ZMm Thu 30 Apr 2020 12:27:40 No.10223558 Report

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>>10217632
lol wow that is kinda crazy didnt expect him to do that to be quite clear

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LoiNAQ1o Thu 30 Apr 2020 12:30:09 No.10223564 Report

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>>10218701
my ancestor :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:skqTwPno Thu 30 Apr 2020 15:41:36 No.10224625 Report

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>>10216755
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AYABQ0Pa Thu 30 Apr 2020 18:40:56 No.10225619 Report

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>>10224625
lol my ass, faggot

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