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Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 05:31:08 No.10255500 View View Reply Original Report

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Thoughts on my Country?

Wandering Jew

Wandering Jew ID:BisI7f+q Tue 05 May 2020 05:32:20 No.10255505 Report

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>>10255500
It's awful. Worst posters there are.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 05:33:04 No.10255509 Report

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>>10255505
Can't say I expected much from a wandering jew.

Heaven

Heaven ID:Dt/Ru87m Tue 05 May 2020 05:34:11 No.10255514 Report

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>>10255500
rouge province of new south wales

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lbKT/qdS Tue 05 May 2020 05:35:16 No.10255516 Report

Quoted By: >>10255529

cool country got a lot cooler after what happened in the mosque.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 05:37:36 No.10255529 Report

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>>10255516
I agree. I want that to happen again. this time a bit more dead would be nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FcUIUsyR Tue 05 May 2020 05:39:33 No.10255535 Report

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Should be Dutch.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CvOG41e+ Tue 05 May 2020 05:40:46 No.10255538 Report

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kawaii

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SSYEBrlT Tue 05 May 2020 05:42:17 No.10255546 Report

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>>10255500
I thought Crocodile Dundee was a good movie

Heaven

Heaven ID:Dt/Ru87m Tue 05 May 2020 05:44:50 No.10255551 Report

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>>10255546
did you cry when Russel Crow got the stingray in the chest?

Heaven

Heaven ID:Dt/Ru87m Tue 05 May 2020 05:46:08 No.10255554 Report

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>>10255500
numbers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PqNNHOKU Tue 05 May 2020 06:20:15 No.10255680 Report

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just shit just fucking shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 06:28:14 No.10255712 Report

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>>10255500
Beautiful place, great people, would be the first place i would move to. Hope this explains my opinion on new Zealand.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gYETeYQt Tue 05 May 2020 06:29:39 No.10255717 Report

Quoted By: >>10255720

australia but less cool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 06:31:10 No.10255720 Report

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>>10255717
>Australia but less stupid
Ftfy ;)

Heaven

Heaven ID:Dt/Ru87m Tue 05 May 2020 06:36:27 No.10255734 Report

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>>10255720
America but less stupid = the entire planet
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 06:37:40 No.10255738 Report

Quoted By: >>10255746

>>10255734
Says the guy who posted the frenchman.

Heaven

Heaven ID:Dt/Ru87m Tue 05 May 2020 06:40:14 No.10255746 Report

Quoted By: >>10255751

>>10255738
says the guy who posted the stupid posts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 06:42:21 No.10255751 Report

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>>10255746
Seethe harder.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FpdUCxSn Tue 05 May 2020 06:44:47 No.10255754 Report

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>>10255500
i love the reptiles there

Heaven

Heaven ID:Dt/Ru87m Tue 05 May 2020 06:46:00 No.10255759 Report

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>>10255751
i'm sure you will
;)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 06:46:47 No.10255761 Report

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>>10255759
Stupid fatty

Heaven

Heaven ID:Dt/Ru87m Tue 05 May 2020 06:49:02 No.10255763 Report

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>>10255761
I already have your stats
xD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 06:52:50 No.10255768 Report

Quoted By: >>10255770 >>10255772

>>10255763
Project harder. Bet you cant even climb a mountain.

Heaven

Heaven ID:Dt/Ru87m Tue 05 May 2020 06:55:41 No.10255770 Report

Quoted By: >>10255777

>>10255768
I don't think you know what that word means, dumbass
XD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0E5JgiPf Tue 05 May 2020 06:55:54 No.10255772 Report

Quoted By: >>10255775

>>10255768
u dont gotta climb one cuz u big as one lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 06:58:10 No.10255775 Report

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>>10255772
Like the frenchman? Climbed one the other day, it was great.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 06:59:52 No.10255777 Report

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>>10255770
>youre fat
I think i do know.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0E5JgiPf Tue 05 May 2020 07:02:08 No.10255779 Report

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>>10255775
what frenchman

Heaven

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Heaven ID:Dt/Ru87m Tue 05 May 2020 07:03:22 No.10255783 Report

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>>10255777
>uses two words
what a retarded dumbass
roflmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 07:04:04 No.10255785 Report

Quoted By: >>10255793

>>10255779
You know damn well what im talking about. Im never going to let you live it down

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WuVlZf+p Tue 05 May 2020 07:04:24 No.10255786 Report

Quoted By: >>10255833

>>10255500
The hobbits live there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 07:04:55 No.10255788 Report

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>>10255783
That was three words, dipshit.

Heaven

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Heaven ID:Dt/Ru87m Tue 05 May 2020 07:06:48 No.10255792 Report

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>>10255788
yes I know, well counted there champ
(what an enormous retard) lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0E5JgiPf Tue 05 May 2020 07:07:03 No.10255793 Report

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>>10255785
i unironically dont
who the fuck is french

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 07:07:50 No.10255794 Report

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>>10255792
Says the guy who posted the frenchman.

Heaven

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Heaven ID:Dt/Ru87m Tue 05 May 2020 07:09:32 No.10255799 Report

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>>10255794
did someone post your bf
get over it fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 07:09:45 No.10255800 Report

Quoted By: >>10255804

>>10255793
Oh sorry. He posted "an american" in a rascal who turned out to be a frenchman. He then said it was in nyc when the guy was actually in london.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 07:10:43 No.10255802 Report

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>>10255799
Youre dumb as a brick.

Heaven

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Heaven ID:Dt/Ru87m Tue 05 May 2020 07:11:35 No.10255804 Report

Quoted By: >>10255806

>>10255800
today everyone who calls you fat is me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 07:12:50 No.10255806 Report

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>>10255804
Says the fatty who posted the frenchman.

Heaven

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Heaven ID:Dt/Ru87m Tue 05 May 2020 07:14:19 No.10255810 Report

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>>10255806
noice come back Frenchie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 07:23:19 No.10255833 Report

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>>10255786
You aren't wrong. we just make them stay in the mountains and bring em out to film movies with short people in em. goes for any short person actually. they all come from our mountains. we don't know why.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 07:29:53 No.10255848 Report

Quoted By: >>10255850 >>10255904

>>10255712
You and the indian are the only ones in here who have made a genuinely nice comment on my in the middle of butt fuck no where country.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0E5JgiPf Tue 05 May 2020 07:30:42 No.10255850 Report

Quoted By: >>10255874

>>10255848
the weather is nicer than here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 07:41:58 No.10255874 Report

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>>10255850
I can now add an Australian to that list.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7XCmtkf1 Tue 05 May 2020 07:44:11 No.10255879 Report

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>>10255500
smol aussie is best aussie!

!o4m7V7VnOk

!o4m7V7VnOk ID:0E5JgiPf Tue 05 May 2020 07:50:05 No.10255888 Report

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tst

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 07:58:18 No.10255904 Report

Quoted By: >>10255931

>>10255848
A good place is a good place. Who gives a shit how remote it is?

some Sp*n*sh subhuman

some Sp*n*sh subhuman ID:bcqEP9lo Tue 05 May 2020 08:05:02 No.10255916 Report

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>>10255500
Is this aussieland or kiwistan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 08:12:44 No.10255929 Report

Quoted By: >>10255987

>>10255916
Kiwi <3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 08:14:37 No.10255931 Report

Quoted By: >>10255936

>>10255904
I'm surprised American's even know about us. not even our parent country the UK knows about us. when that one little shit bag tried to shoot the ACTUAL queen no one cared. you can look that shit up too. it did happen. the only time when we actually got attention was when that damn mosque got shot up and then we were forgotten again in like a month.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 08:18:11 No.10255936 Report

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>>10255931
Dont want you to be mainstream though else you become retarded like aussie.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 08:23:47 No.10255944 Report

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>>10255936
Fair enough mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 08:24:42 No.10255945 Report

Quoted By: >>10255953

>>10255936
Though our government is a bit retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 08:27:15 No.10255953 Report

Quoted By: >>10255963

>>10255945
Most social democratic governments are now a days.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 08:31:00 No.10255963 Report

Quoted By: >>10256022

>>10255953
God. I wish you fuckers had more influence down here and could drag us away from it. the dumb bitch we elected for prime minister signed that stupid deal with China and now China has it's cock firmly up my countries ass and we can't get it out. Fucking bitch should be coup'ed out and get shot.

some Sp*n*sh subhuman

some Sp*n*sh subhuman ID:bcqEP9lo Tue 05 May 2020 08:41:25 No.10255987 Report

Quoted By: >>10256015

>>10255929
Comfy landscapes... That's all I can think about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 08:52:04 No.10256015 Report

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>>10255987
Easy people too :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 08:53:02 No.10256022 Report

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>>10255963
Are they still trying to make hrt "free" there?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 08:58:52 No.10256043 Report

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>>10256022
Think they shelved that thanks to the Commie virus so no. but I'm sure they'll try to start it up again if our economy hasn't crashed by the time we reopen.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 09:00:23 No.10256050 Report

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>>10256043
How has it been over there? You guys super hysteric as well?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 09:01:49 No.10256053 Report

Quoted By: >>10256064

>>10256050
No. our population is small enough and our economy was large enough to make it so our government could pay us minimum wage to stay at home. so we're pretty calm.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mnztg6aJ Tue 05 May 2020 09:05:19 No.10256060 Report

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>>10255505
South Korea, you have a great idea! Let's tell them the bad news, okay? Ha ha.

On 3, jk I wasn't ready..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 09:05:59 No.10256064 Report

Quoted By: >>10256090

>>10256053
Oh yeah i forgot you guys are alot like norway. Still think its shitty that everyone else had to have their lives ruined when all we had to do was tell old people to stay home.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 09:12:56 No.10256090 Report

Quoted By: >>10256111

>>10256064
Yeah. that and the fact china is almost completely at fault for lying bullshitting everyone and downplaying the virus. There's a reason the world is blaming the commie fucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 09:19:39 No.10256111 Report

Quoted By: >>10256115

>>10256090
Our companies want to leave now lol back to the rice fields, you fucking goblins.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 09:22:13 No.10256115 Report

Quoted By: >>10256128

>>10256111
Good move on their part. Luckily for New-Zealand we don't have to worry about that stuff since our companies are usually home bound and can't outsource or they'd lose too much money and collapse.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 09:24:31 No.10256128 Report

Quoted By: >>10256138

>>10256115
Because you would tariff the fuck out of them?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 09:28:13 No.10256138 Report

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>>10256128
Nah our population would just stop buying shit from them. the only outsider companies are either American fastfood or the really cheap and shit Chinese toys for the kids. most other things don't last too long.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 09:37:22 No.10256414 Report

Quoted By: >>10256429

>>10256138
Yeah you know how china is as rich as they are only because of us right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 09:41:17 No.10256429 Report

Quoted By: >>10256442

>>10256414
Yeah. and the fact that they make so much garbage that they sell really cheap too. god I hate China. I hope you fuckers starve them like you did to the Soviet union and they collapse in on themselves. maybe go into a civil war or two.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 09:44:14 No.10256442 Report

Quoted By: >>10256456

>>10256429
Lol well imagine mexico as the second richest nation in the world. We send our companies there and we can just have open borders and share labor with one another. That is our very bright future.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 09:49:37 No.10256456 Report

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>>10256442
That is a very bright Fantasy. your southern neighbor is a fucking nightmare. the fucking cartels have more than the country itself does and the government is completely fine with it to thanks to amount of corruption in that hell hole. if you fuckers do choose to start pumping Mexico full of factories I can only hope you kill off the cartels first like you did to terrorists in the middle east.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 09:51:43 No.10256464 Report

Quoted By: >>10256477

>>10256456
The cartels would have no workers if they could just have normal jobs.

Kukloprdos

Kukloprdos ID:qnPlEP3X Tue 05 May 2020 09:54:20 No.10256467 Report

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Without checking the atlas, apparently it is a place near australia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C1RI9/+Y Tue 05 May 2020 09:56:05 No.10256473 Report

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/int/-tier thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 09:56:42 No.10256477 Report

Quoted By: >>10256505

>>10256464
That's assuming that the cartels even let their members leave. most will just kill you if you try to leave and will make you an example to the rest. that's why they're so awful. they keep you there until you become desensitized to all the rape murder constant violence and drug you up so you're always addicted to something that they have so can keep you there without a fight. Jobs don't change that usually and they'd probably need to be slaughtered like animals to get rid of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:03:15 No.10256505 Report

Quoted By: >>10256517

>>10256477
Just give rhe mexicans some hope and watch them go apeshit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 10:05:43 No.10256514 Report

Quoted By: >>10256520

>>10255500
I like you cunts and I want to take my wife on a vacation there (leave the kids with her parents)
I would rather the US annex Australia over the fucking leafs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:06:33 No.10256517 Report

Quoted By: >>10256524

>>10256505
Can only fucking hope. that's gonna be a massive obstacle for them to get around but I hope to god they get over it that hurdle or they're confirmed fucked and should be annexed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:07:24 No.10256520 Report

Quoted By: >>10256537 >>10256541

>>10256514
That's our neighbors. we're the little island country next to them. New-Zealand not Australia.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:08:55 No.10256524 Report

Quoted By: >>10256544

>>10256517
Weed is becoming legal though and many meth and coke heads are beginning to campaign for adderal so we are being to fuck the cartels ourselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 10:11:35 No.10256537 Report

Quoted By: >>10256541

>>10256520
I'm aware. I just fucking hate canadians.
Aussies are cool a shit. I can count on my fingers the amount of dumb cunts I've talked with.
Leafs? I can't there are far to many.
Your people seem great to be around and can have bants. I like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 10:12:37 No.10256541 Report

Quoted By: >>10256548

>>10256537
>>10256520
Wait I'm an idiot. I just realized it was the NZ dudes.
Anyway. You guys can join the Aussies in the annexation.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:12:51 No.10256544 Report

Quoted By: >>10256549

>>10256524
I hope you do. but dear god it's gonna be hard to get rid of em. without turning them all to pink mist.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:14:41 No.10256548 Report

Quoted By: >>10256557 >>10256562

>>10256541
That'd be nice. we can join in on hawaii in being an Island state. if you give us little bastards state hood that is.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:15:05 No.10256549 Report

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>>10256544
Once they lose power then their grunts leave too because they arent gettimg paid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 10:16:39 No.10256557 Report

Quoted By: >>10256575

>>10256548
You like guns and freedom of speech? That should be the only requirement.
Fuck whatever the feds want to push. You're all mostly white and I'd hope you hate government overreach.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:17:37 No.10256562 Report

Quoted By: >>10256575

>>10256548
You guys are white and somoan so you get to be state. Puerto rico is beaners and we cant have beaner state else the illegals here get more annoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:20:59 No.10256575 Report

Quoted By: >>10256577 >>10256581

>>10256557
>>10256562
Well thank god for that. the only problems we have is that we're too damn close to communism. if you guys did annex us it would be so much nicer and would put our minds at ease that we wouldn't suddenly become. "The peoples republic of New-Zealand.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:22:09 No.10256577 Report

Quoted By: >>10256582

>>10256575
You may be socialists but atleast you are not California.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:22:38 No.10256579 Report

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>>1025654
If only it were that fucking simple. I hope you bastards get them and cut their cocks off. I hope their blood is spilled across all of Mexico.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 10:23:35 No.10256581 Report

Quoted By: >>10256593

>>10256575
I feel for you NZ bro. You're so close to being your own people but your gov is over-bearing as shit.
I would no qualms with aussies and NZ dudes being a part of our nation.

of course most of our country is full of faggots that already want to take away our rights so the whole point is moot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:24:32 No.10256582 Report

Quoted By: >>10256620

>>10256577
Ha. God California is awful/ literal shit all over the streets. Atleast trump is pretty much a secured win at this point with the retard the dems tried to put up against him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:28:54 No.10256593 Report

Quoted By: >>10256601

>>10256581
God I wish New-Zealand was a part of the U.S we wouldn't be under constant threat of being co-oped by the chinks and going communist if you fuckers came down and annexed us. You have no idea how scared our country is of China. it's pathetic really.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 10:32:14 No.10256601 Report

Quoted By: >>10256610

>>10256593
This is a band-aid salution, but:
You can apply for the US army as reserve and get citizenship here. I'm not too sure how it works on the reserve side but you can go for some MOS that has a short training time and BAM US citizenship and you can live here.
I know thats kinda of a fucking gay way to go about it but it's available. Good luck getting in among all the niggers that do the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:34:17 No.10256610 Report

Quoted By: >>10256614 >>10256634

>>10256601
Ha. I'd love to But I'm too fucking young to even apply. let alone if I could actually do it. In all honesty you're military is brutal and even reserves are fucking terrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 10:36:10 No.10256614 Report

Quoted By: >>10256625 >>10256627

>>10256610
HA ok.
Soon as you hit 18 you can apply. It really isn't that bad. You just have to deal with 15-18 weeks of shit depending on what you pick (go 12b)
and you're in buddy. I'm saying this from experience in that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:31tt8oM1 Tue 05 May 2020 10:37:26 No.10256617 Report

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>>10255500
i like it.
Your accent its kinda weird. but New Zealand looks like a great country, someday i will visit it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:38:06 No.10256620 Report

Quoted By: >>10256628

>>10256582
Has literally stated that he would veto a universal healthcare bull if it got to him so i dont think there will be a big left turnout this year.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:39:54 No.10256625 Report

Quoted By: >>10256634

>>10256614
Isnt 12b infantry?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:40:18 No.10256627 Report

Quoted By: >>10256634

>>10256614
If it means I can get into a country that is actually able to hold it's own I'll try. but You fuckers are damn scary. our military down here is a fucking joke and even if we didn't have you cunts we'd be occupies or conquered by now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:41:32 No.10256628 Report

Quoted By: >>10256635

>>10256620
That coupled with the fact he can barely talk with out loosing his mind is just another rock for the pile.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 10:42:30 No.10256634 Report

Quoted By: >>10256638 >>10256639

>>10256610
>>10256627
>>10256625
12b is not infantry. It's combat engineer which has the shortest training time and is pretty easy compared to infantry.
if you want more information on how to do it hit me up on
[email protected]
I can give you guides on that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:42:48 No.10256635 Report

Quoted By: >>10256640

>>10256628
And that he might very well be an actual rapist.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:44:18 No.10256638 Report

Quoted By: >>10256648

>>10256634
I'll see if my dad will let me use his email but fuck all promises mate. I don't have much freedom at home so it might be a lost cause for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:44:48 No.10256639 Report

Quoted By: >>10256642

>>10256634
Combat engineer is an infantry type mos and basic is long as fuck at fort benning so its fucking miserable. If you dont pick 25 or 17 series then youre retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:44:48 No.10256640 Report

Quoted By: >>10256641

>>10256635
And on goes another rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:45:59 No.10256641 Report

Quoted By: >>10256650

>>10256640
Trust me, trump is eating this shit up. Hes been humiliating bidan.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 10:46:15 No.10256642 Report

Quoted By: >>10256646

>>10256639
confirmed neverserve. 12b is done at Fort Lenord Wood and is only 14-15 weeks long.
That is how it works no matter what. You might spend a week and some other base in reception but you will ALWAYS be sent to FLW for your OSUT.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:47:40 No.10256646 Report

Quoted By: >>10256651

>>10256642
What did i get them confused with?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 10:47:48 No.10256648 Report

Quoted By: >>10256654

>>10256638
All I can say is do what you want with your life. If you want to to come to the US this one of the easiest ways.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:48:10 No.10256650 Report

Quoted By: >>10256660

>>10256641
The fuckers a damn near genius I'm not surprised he's eating it up. he's doing what the man always does.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 10:48:43 No.10256651 Report

Quoted By: >>10256656

>>10256646
I'm not really sure. I've only gone through as 12b which has the fastest training time. Maybe 17c or some artillery shit I guess?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:49:45 No.10256654 Report

Quoted By: >>10256657

>>10256648
I'll make my best attempt. I've always felt like America was better for me than New-Zealand. I've always had a better relationship with American's than any one else.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:50:27 No.10256656 Report

Quoted By: >>10256658

>>10256651
Oh okay. Yeah i got discharged very early. 17c is cyber specialist though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 10:50:33 No.10256657 Report

Quoted By: >>10256661

>>10256654
Well I have an email in this thread. Use that and I can give you more info.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 10:51:28 No.10256658 Report

Quoted By: >>10256664

>>10256656
Shit you're right. I was thinking of whatever cav scouts were. I actually tried to go 17c, that's probably why it popped in my head.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:52:12 No.10256660 Report

Quoted By: >>10256671

>>10256650
I wouldnt say genius but hes not been all that bad actually. He has worked night and day with the cdc while the dems have only tried to politicize this crisis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:52:41 No.10256661 Report

Quoted By: >>10256668

>>10256657
I will try my best. Thanks for the advise. hope I can get up and out of here one day. just hope war doesn't break out while I'm in there.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:53:34 No.10256664 Report

Quoted By: >>10256668

>>10256658
19d is cav i think and cav is what i was originally thinking of.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rJxn455h Tue 05 May 2020 10:54:08 No.10256667 Report

Quoted By:

The exact same shit as Britbongs, except a bit more censorship heavy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 10:54:30 No.10256668 Report

Quoted By: >>10256676 >>10256681

>>10256661
It's smart to wait and consider your options. But if you REALLY want a way into the US the easiest way is through the army.
>>10256664
aaahhh that's what I was thinking. Most of the cav scouts I know are fucking stupid though. same with infantry.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:54:54 No.10256671 Report

Quoted By: >>10256679

>>10256660
Considering the amount of shit he's done and how he's maneuvered around all the landmines the Dems have tried to place in his way is mind boggling to me. But I'm a fucking idiot so that might have something to do with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 10:57:13 No.10256676 Report

Quoted By: >>10256689

>>10256668
I will consider my options. I'm not scrambling to get into the U.S but I am still very motivated to get in. but I need to get on my feet before I attempt it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:57:50 No.10256679 Report

Quoted By: >>10256687

>>10256671
They are literally fucking over americans just to win votes. They are the epitome of retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 10:58:41 No.10256681 Report

Quoted By: >>10256689

>>10256668
Yeah just go 25.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:00:41 No.10256687 Report

Quoted By:

>>10256679
Pretty sure that they just hate you guys and are sucking off the CCP. I hop you guys kick the party to the curb after this shit is over,. they don't deserve to be in power after this. I can only hope you trump boys actually go out and vote.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:01:15 No.10256689 Report

Quoted By: >>10256694 >>10256699

>>10256676
you should. Enlisting is a big thing. The only other thing I can add is if you enlist as active duty you actually don't actually have to worry about that shit. You get a barracks room and food is provided for you at the DFAC (whether its good is eehhh depends on station). If you do reserve/guard its kinda of a crapshoot
>>10256681
That's not a bad age to enlist but you WILL have to deal with NCOs that might be fucking dicks whilte being younger than you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 11:04:10 No.10256694 Report

Quoted By: >>10256697

>>10256689
I meant 25 series lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:05:13 No.10256697 Report

Quoted By: >>10256700

>>10256694
Oh lol.
do NOT go 25u

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:05:43 No.10256699 Report

Quoted By: >>10256702

>>10256689
The only good thing about being from New-Zealand is the fact that the usually titanic wall of bureaucracy isn't there for me like Russia or any other countries that are unfriendly to the U.S . So if I just give it some time then I should be able to apply for Citizenship without having to enlist. but. If the situation calls for it. I will make the attempt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 11:06:32 No.10256700 Report

Quoted By: >>10256710

>>10256697
Oh yeah definitely dont do that. Go b

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:07:06 No.10256702 Report

Quoted By: >>10256711

>>10256699
If you enlist as active/reserve/guard(whatever state) you will get citizenship within 1 year.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:09:05 No.10256710 Report

Quoted By: >>10256910

>>10256700
yeah 25b is good desu
42a if you want to be a paper bitch and not do any of field shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:09:21 No.10256711 Report

Quoted By: >>10256887 >>10256898 >>10256899

>>10256702
I'm gonna have to cut away a fair bit of weight then. do you know if mental disabilities would stop me from getting into the U.S at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:11:06 No.10256887 Report

Quoted By: >>10256898 >>10256900

>>10256711
Rule of the thumb for MEPS (the in processioning for miltary)
Lying about medical records = GOOD
Criminal records = BAD
That is your litmus test.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:13:31 No.10256898 Report

Quoted By: >>10256905

>>10256711
>>10256887
Just know that BCT/OSUT will be fucking awful. Really all you have to do is suck it up and be quiet. That sounds like shit but it isn't THAT bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 11:13:43 No.10256899 Report

Quoted By:

>>10256711
I got in with schizophrenia and autism so i think youre good lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:14:02 No.10256900 Report

Quoted By: >>10256909 >>10256914

>>10256887
Good thing I have no criminal record then. My medical should be fine too. since I only have mental issues that are well researched. though one might fuck me over if involuntary bodily movements is a deal breaker.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 11:14:52 No.10256905 Report

Quoted By: >>10256911

>>10256898
They will make you hate eating.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:15:24 No.10256909 Report

Quoted By: >>10256921

>>10256900
If itsn't criminal, don't talk about it or even allude to it.
I'm not too keen on how non-US citizens work but it really isn't the same when you get to MEPS.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 11:15:45 No.10256910 Report

Quoted By:

>>10256710
Lol i heard 42a will hide during field days

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:16:02 No.10256911 Report

Quoted By: >>10256919

>>10256905
lol it isn't that bad. You just learn to eat very fast.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 11:16:51 No.10256914 Report

Quoted By: >>10256921 >>10256927

>>10256900
Just shut the fuck up at meps.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 11:18:02 No.10256919 Report

Quoted By: >>10256927

>>10256911
Nigga my body couldnt accept anymore food yet i was still starving. It fucking sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:18:25 No.10256921 Report

Quoted By: >>10256926 >>10256927

>>10256909
>>10256914

Well I hope to fucking christ you're boys aren't too observant when checking my records or my ass is fucked. My mouth will be sealed with fucking glie during that shit I'll tell you that much for fucking free.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 11:19:35 No.10256926 Report

Quoted By:

>>10256921
They dont check your medical records. Thats illegal unless you give them permission

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:19:56 No.10256927 Report

Quoted By: >>10256935 >>10256939

>>10256914
this.
Unless you're a fucking felon, just shut your mouth. You did nothing wrong and you are unaware of any physical issues. The probably won't find it.
>>10256919
Don't worry BCT/OSUT will get you in line no issue.
>>10256921
Nothing is wrong with you as far as you know. Fuck don't even say that. Just say you are 100% OK let the underwear olympics figure it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:21:49 No.10256935 Report

Quoted By: >>10256944

>>10256927
Well it'll be pretty fucking hard to hide if my stress gets to a point where I can't control it. but by that point I would probably have given up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 11:22:15 No.10256939 Report

Quoted By: >>10256944

>>10256927
Am seriously schizophrenic and got in.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:23:49 No.10256944 Report

Quoted By: >>10256959

>>10256935
Man it isn't that hard.
Just fucking roll with whatever the faggot ass DS say and you will be okay. Don't stress what they do, they do it just to fuck with you.
>>10256939
Like this anon said. Just keep your trap shut and it's VERY easy to get through it. It's mostly just physical training.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:26:34 No.10256959 Report

Quoted By:

>>10256944
I'll take your word on that. I know I shouldn't but fuck it. 4chan has been truthful to me before.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:26:55 No.10256961 Report

Quoted By: >>10256976

if you are really interested in this email me at
[email protected]
I can get numbers/emails on who you should contact about it. just email me.
Just want to say, I get nothing out of this beyond helping you all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DgSRtopb Tue 05 May 2020 11:29:00 No.10256973 Report

Quoted By: >>10256984 >>10256992

>>10255500
We have old sealand taken hostage, if you want it back you have to pay 25 billion money units

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:29:39 No.10256976 Report

Quoted By: >>10256989

>>10256961
I'll save that Email. but I can't bother ma dad for his email right now. it's the middle of the night and he's asleep. so when he gets up I'll ask him for the email password and get in contact with ya. if he lets me that is,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:29:55 No.10256978 Report

Quoted By:

lol if anything it gets me out of work cause I can go to the local recruiter and talk to them about some person I know that might want in so I get to go talk to those losers instead of my normal job.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 11:30:34 No.10256984 Report

Quoted By:

>>10256973
Okay here is 25b monopoly dollars.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:30:48 No.10256989 Report

Quoted By: >>10256997

>>10256976
nigga make your own email. Just hop on fucking google and type "free email" or even gmail.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:31:06 No.10256992 Report

Quoted By: >>10256998

>>10256973
I'll give you a hot pie and some belly button lint.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:32:20 No.10256997 Report

Quoted By: >>10257021

>>10256989
I need the fuckers phone number to set it up dumbass. he'd shut it down the minute I tried to make it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DgSRtopb Tue 05 May 2020 11:32:23 No.10256998 Report

Quoted By: >>10257004 >>10257025

>>10256992
I'll take that, you can haul Zeeland back yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:33:31 No.10257004 Report

Quoted By:

>>10256998
I'll toss in a peice of dog shit if you do that for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:36:16 No.10257021 Report

Quoted By: >>10257030

>>10256997
Don't think proton needs one.
I know for a fact cock.li doesn't need one.
Just look for a free email and talk to me bruh.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y3Gl8HYv Tue 05 May 2020 11:36:59 No.10257025 Report

Quoted By:

>>10256998
Funny part is that new zealand was discovered by the dutch while zealand is an island right next door in denmark.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:37:54 No.10257030 Report

Quoted By: >>10257037

>>10257021
Fuck it. I'll try but If I can't do it I can't do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:38:54 No.10257037 Report

Quoted By: >>10257046

>>10257030
at least try to send of point of contact to the email I gave so I can try to talk to you outside of fuckin 4chns

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:40:41 No.10257046 Report

Quoted By: >>10257050

>>10257037
I'll see if one of my mates will let me use his Email. the fucker's an artist, he's shit but the cunts much more free than me so he probably has one I can use.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:41:59 No.10257050 Report

Quoted By: >>10257056

>>10257046
man it's 2020 and you don't have your own email?
You know what, I can't knock it. Your parents are clearly trying to do what they think is best.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:43:49 No.10257056 Report

Quoted By: >>10257065

>>10257050
Well they didn't have great parents either so I'm not surprised that they wen't this route in parenting. can't blame em either. probably think I'll start sending asshole picks to pedo's or something,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:46:02 No.10257065 Report

Quoted By: >>10257082 >>10257089

>>10257056
Hey man. either send me an email to the one that is now twice in the thread or not. I'm just trying to to help a guy that might want to come to the US.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:49:35 No.10257082 Report

Quoted By:

>>10257065
Trust me I will if I can just waiting for my cunt of a friend to give me his. if I can't get that I'll ask him for his twitter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:50:56 No.10257089 Report

Quoted By: >>10257092

>>10257065
I got it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xw2i7Cby Tue 05 May 2020 11:51:50 No.10257092 Report

Quoted By: >>10257101

>>10257089
send it cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4Haflh3y Tue 05 May 2020 11:53:16 No.10257101 Report

Quoted By:

>>10257092
I already did fag.

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