Retards: “hurr jupadur is duh koolist pahlanit”
Normalfags: “Saturn is the coolest planet!”
Enlightened: “Uranus is the coolest planet.”

Uranus:
Its on its side
Coldest thing on earth
Best color
Really weird weather that goes from placid to absolutely apeshit
“Fuck your day, month, year shit as well as seasons... I’m doing things my way... sun only goes up and down in spring and fall which lasts many earth years.”
It’s fucking sideways and it’s moons even obey its command
Named after Greek god instead of Roman for some reason
Name is also “your butt”

When are we gonna send some people to this thing and find the aliens?