I've been thinking. Jesus Christ is never quoted as saying he has a dick. Hell, no one even attempts to describe it. How can we be so sure Jesus isn't a girl? Maybe she was transitioning. Maybe her beard is pubes with some sort of bone marrow glue. That's what I think.
To put it bluntly, science dictates that a virgin birth would not create an organism of the opposite sex. Look into lesbian reptiles for more information.

tl;dr what ya thinkin' 'bout?