>>10276013Guns aren't dangerous. Morons with guns are dangerous. So yeah you probably shouldn't have one if you're not gonna use common sense.
*takes away your spoon*
This is dangerous too. You could poke someone's eye out with it.
*takes your bowls and DVD's*
These could be made into weapons.
*takes your furniture*
Wow look at all these super dangerous clubs.
*takes all your clothes*
Strangulation devices everyone of them.
*empties your home*
Everything can be made into a weapon and therefore be dangerous. It's for your own good. We don't want you to be afraid after all.
*hands you a tube of bologna while you sit in an empty home*
There. That's the only not dangerous thing in this room... except for you of course what with those dangerous hands you could use for scary things.
*pulls out hacksaw*
Do I need to make you 100% safe so you don't have to be afraid?
>this is your logic 
