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Just in case you guys are in the need for a fleshlight but don't want to give your precious sheckels to the sex toy Jews, cover a firm green banana peel in regular tape, cut one side of it with scissors (to give it elasticity) and put it firmly inside a pillow where the cotton gives it form and slight pressure resmebling a vagina. It's fucking amazing and I know you fellow bernds would love it and thank me for it. Even OP should try it for practice. Feels amazing not even joking. Probably a 9/10.