Here's what happened. Five years ago, ayys arrived and fucked everything over, the end. If you really need to know how they fucked everything over (You don't), then read this shit. It started, as any regular story does, with strange lights and mass murder. Specifically, the sudden genocide of absolutely fucking everything above the 60° parallel North and the 50° parallel South at the hands of the Arume. They were all killed overnight, but the world was largely left alone. Of course, the Arume had royally pissed off both the Russian, American and, to a lesser degree, Chinese governments by murdering a decent chunk of their populace (In China's case it was just a bunch of Antarctic scientists, really, but that didn't stop them from violently sperging out). Then, after throwing a couple of nukes into the poles and getting nuked right back by the bunch of fucking anime girls that had taken residence up in the most inhospitable corners of the planet, everything just fell apart. The Arume really only cared about keeping the poles for whatever reason (It sure as fuck wasn't because they're a pleasant place to live - They're just as resistant to cold as a regular human, perhaps even less), but in the end they judged that Earth's native population was simply too troublesome to keep around and they decided to take over. They could overrun humanity easily enough, but they simply didn't have the manpower to hold any of the land they took over efficiently. The status quo for the last couple of years has been this: The aliens keep the more sparsely populated parts of the world firmly under their control. Other than that, they have a few bases spread here and there, a few small countries' worth of land that they've managed to stake their claim over and everything else is constantly getting taken by the resistance and retaken shortly afterwards.
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This year, however, something changed. The strange lights are back again and the Arume are on guard. What little information the resistance has managed to intercept indicates that they'll receive reinforcements soon and the first and second waves of invaders don't exactly get along. The Arume located on the Northern hemisphere are preparing to move over to Antarctica and hand the Arctic over to their reinforcements, which means their stranglehold over half the world is slackening. Whether this is a chance to retake Earth or the final nail in humanity's coffin remains to be seen. D*scord: gg/2H6eYK If you don't want to join, I'll roll for you. As a general rule, rolls below 50 are failures, above it they're successful and dubs are critical successes.
Jock Cock, Detective-Private Eye
Jock Cock, Detective-Private Eye ID:RmKx/2Of Sat 09 May 2020 19:15:15 No. 10292736 Report >>10292723 Name: John Cock
Backstory: From a young age, John showed inclination towards detectivetry. He would always be the odd one out during childhood games of hide-and-seek and was left to discover the location of the hiders, though it seemed he had a knack for seeking (not necessarily finding) When he came of age and was kicked out by his parents for failing their expectations, he joined the force to make ends meet as a detective. Unfortunately the force wasn’t in need of any new detectives so he was stuck mopping up the floors for HQ. After many years of hard work, fortune finally turns in John's favor as one of the force’s most famous detectives is brutally murdered by his wife in a case of domestic violence. This is John’s chance, so he applies for the position but soon learns the position is filled by Lorenzo Jackeson, one of John's colleagues. This leads John to inquire that the force is corrupt and the odds are stacked against his favor as the strings are being pulled from within. He leaves the force to start doing his own path but he’s not in luck. John can only manage to find little bits of work here and there like "The Case of the Missing Kitty" for misses Jensen or "The Strange Disappearance of the Many Bicycles on the Front Lawns" in Compton. After a while, John finally catches the break he’s been looking for. Jefferys Henrys IV is found murdered in cold blood inside his 1600 acre mansion. The police are baffled and the family of the poor bastard are desperate to solve the case. Lucky for them, John believes this is the case where he can finally prove his worth. Solving this case is John’s destiny. It’s why he’s alive and breathing. The family turns down his offer even after he practically begs to investigate for free. Despite being told directly not to put his filthy nose in the situation, John decides to investigate on his own for no pay against the family’s wishes. Now all that’s left is to let this story unfold for itself.
Jock Cock, Detective-Private Eye
Jock Cock, Detective-Private Eye ID:RmKx/2Of Sat 09 May 2020 19:17:22 No. 10292744 Report >>10292736 >>10292723 The backstory is ambiguous and may or may not have happened before the ayys arrived
>Wake up Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo"
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo" ID:HNmcew9N Sat 09 May 2020 19:22:24 No. 10292767 Report >>10292723 >Wakes up and suppresses the memories of his enlightenment about the things from beyond the stars Hidolf Atler, Space Nazi
Volkiv 'Wolf' Melnikov
>>10292723 Background: Despite his name Volkiv was originally named Jonathan, his family was of American descent however, as time went on their luck was running dry, indeed his father was a gambler, a bad one at it and although the fortune of his grandpa was big, it wasnt infinite, soon the family was involved in the mafia, doing a set of odd jobs that would soon turn the attention of authorities, as last resort Volkiv's family decided to take a raft far west into hawaii, however a small miscalculation turned their desired turn towards a small island, Volkiv whom was 10 was given most of the supplies that his parents had for them, and soon they would both share the fatal fate of leaving his son stranded in the strange island of russian descent.
The lands were unfriendly and harsh however Volkiv watched Bill Grylls episodes soon, he would take the catch of it, thanks Grylls, he would have encounters with several wild life most of them although daunting weren't dangerous, besides of the strong bear population of 10 who became a threat to Volkiv's life, one night during his sleep a giant bear lept towards the small child of 12, however in a quick succesion Volkiv managed to grab a crude spear setting the tip on the beast, whom gets penetrated by the weak stone and wood grip, however the bear struggled, it landed a swift blow on the kids face, indeed terrifying sight, adrelaline and anger built up giving him a chance to finish the bear off.
As he was bleeding out he attempted to crudely bandage his wound with a leaf and vines, then the motherfucking Spetsnaz appeared, apparently they were going to do some training in the island but instead they found the kid beaten to shit next to a dead bear.
There he joined the men who rescued him as act of reverence, and although he couldnt rise high enough on the ranks due to his lack of russian dialect, he was determined to keep his word.
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>>10292767 13
He failed, and the general overview of humanity's grim situation hit him like a fucking sledgehammer and knocked him out of his bed.
The memories are going to sit there for a while and sour the fucker's mood (Although considering his overall precarious situation, what with being uncomfortably close to Arume territory and unarmed, it's hard to imagine his mood could be any worse). Oh joy.
>>10292869 84
After the violent breakup of anything even vaguely resembling a centralised government in Russia, the slow but steady landgrabs by the Arume in Eastern Siberia and, of course, the bombing of a good number of military garrisons all around the motherland, people with military experience like Volkiv's became a rare-ish commodity.
Which means one of the many extremely disorganized resistance cells picked him up during the five years of chaos.
You wake up to the coarse voice of the Voronezh-Belgorod resistance's commander screaming through the speakers that you need to GET THE FUCK UP, YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER. Even after yesterday's successful raid, he acts like a cunt.
>>10292744 23
You'd come across no new clues, no breakthroughs, not the slightest hint regarding the case. Understandable, considering the Arume recently took over the town (For the fourth time. It's rather tricky to hold, you see) and you were forced to run away, lest they take away your life or worse.
So you refocus (You'd sadly gotten no sleep whatsoever. Such is the life of a post-apocalyptic detective) on the moldy walls of the abandoned house you'd taken refuge in.
You hear birds flying off in the distance, as if panicked.
>>10292863 37
You wake up to a really fucking loud clap of thunder that forces your kr*ut ass off the ratty mattress you'd gotten off the streets of Chemnitz.
It's pouring outside, and the cold wind blows right through the walls of the dilapidated commie block that may as well have been made of fucking cardboard. The only silver lining is the apparent lack of ayys.
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo"
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo" ID:HNmcew9N Sat 09 May 2020 20:08:29 No. 10293123 Report >>10293106 >Take out my journal, first of all, and write down all the shit that happened in my latest dreams so I can draw insight of the future from them Volkiv 'Wolf' Melnikov
>>10293106 >Sigh >Grab my BLVE BERRET and get to the canteen. Also check my wherabouts :o)
Jock Cock, Detective-Private Eye
Jock Cock, Detective-Private Eye ID:RmKx/2Of Sat 09 May 2020 20:10:10 No. 10293129 Report >>10293106 >"Damn it I know I can solve this case I just know I can. I just need more tiiiiiiime" >Hear the birds "Hmm, this has happened before, hasn't it?"
>Genuinely try to recall if it has as I poke through a window and survey the area Hidolf Atler, Space Nazi
>>10293106 >Get up and take a look out of the window. "Just vhere am I? Mein fuhrer? Mein fuhrer?! Where are you?"
π
>>10293123 78
You write down the OP on your journal ad-verbatim, minus the meta bullshit towards the end.
There are no predictions to be drawn from the data, sadly, though you did learn that the Arume don't actually like the cold that much.
It's something, no?
>>10293128 You get dressed and leave your (Cramped and cold. It builds character, or so says commander Turgenev) room for the main base's mess hall.
There's a lot of people around the base, as it's just in the right position to get an influx of refugees from the former population centers of Russia and just small enough to go unnoticed. It's probably not very secret anymore after the assault from yesterday, but the Arume forces in the area aren't enough to seriously threaten it.
Thankfully, there are still a couple of empty seats around.
>>10293146 It has indeed. Birds get scared of fucking everything nowadays, and can you really blame them for it? World's fucked.
These birds in particular, however, are running away from the ruckus coming from a warehouse on the edge of your field of view. The noises are vaguely metallic in nature, but it's hard to be sure - It's pretty far away.
>>10293129 98
There's beautiful East German countryside, as far as the eye can see... But there's something wrong, and you can tell right away.
There are no trains carrying starving Juden to and from concentration camps, no ripe wheat fields covering the landscape and no autistic minimalist neo-classic architecture all over the territory like the Führer intended.
What's worse, you can smell the faint scent of vodka and depression in the air.
What could have happened to ze vaterland?
Volkiv 'Wolf' Melnikov
>>10293238 Grab myself lunch and take a seat.
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo"
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo" ID:HNmcew9N Sat 09 May 2020 20:36:50 No. 10293247 Report >>10293238 "60 degrees north, 50 degrees south, antarctic scientists, strange lights years ago, now they've returned. Arume migration. What could it mean? IT'S THEM, THEY COME"
>grab a bunch of shit plus anything that could be used as a weapon and sprint to the nearest radio station Jock Cock, Detective-Private Eye
Jock Cock, Detective-Private Eye ID:RmKx/2Of Sat 09 May 2020 20:40:21 No. 10293261 Report >Hold my finger in the air like I've just made a crucial revelation "Ah yes, of course! On 48th street. Or was it 37th avenue?">Go outside and check out the factory from a distance, if a fateful encounter occurs, pursue them in order to ask about the murder of Jefferys Henrys IV
Jock Cock, Detective-Private Eye
Jock Cock, Detective-Private Eye ID:RmKx/2Of Sat 09 May 2020 20:40:39 No. 10293262 Report Quoted By:
Hidolf Atler, Space Nazi
>>10293238 "Zvis is wrong . . . WRONG!"
>Grab my MP40 and Luger >Head downstairs and check outside the building π
>>10293244 Dubs.
Today they're celebrating yesterday's victory, so your lunch isn't just frozen potatoes soaked in vodka like usual.
Instead, you get a plate of hot borscht placed in front of you.
It's surprisingly not terrible. Some might even call it good.
>>10293247 98
With a fistful of pencils and a butter knife in your hand, plus an old Nokia phone, your diary and a small bottle of laudanum that expired half a century ago, you run off.
It doesn't take you that long to arrive at a radio station. It's abandoned, but it seems to be broadcasting.
You have no way to tell how far the broadcast can reach, however.
>>10293261 50
You see nothing out of the ordinary. Mechanical sounds, the strangely regular sound of something metallic hitting the ground, really loud screams of pain...
Nothing unusual here.
But wait, what's that? There seems to be a shady figure running away from the scene with its hands in its pockets. Surely trying to be discrete while it calls its getaway driver.
>>10293277 86
You rush outside of the building. Surely everything you saw from the commie block must've been a vile Jewish illusion, right? Right?
However, when you step out of the building and onto the streets of Chemnitz, everything comes crashing down.
There is not a single pure Aryan German Übermensch in sight. Sure, they may be blonde and blue eyed, but the shape of their skull reveals their true nature. Slavs, Jews, Judeo-slavs and Slavo-jews, every single one of them!
Jock Cock, Detective-Private Eye
Jock Cock, Detective-Private Eye ID:RmKx/2Of Sat 09 May 2020 21:08:04 No. 10293468 Report >>10293455 >Chase him down >He's hiding something >I WILL FIND OUT WHAT THAT IS Volkiv 'Wolf' Melnikov
>>10293455 haha i hope the bullets that went to my lower body didnt do any damage to my kidneys
:o)))))))
Take a seat, and eat the BORSCHT
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo"
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo" ID:HNmcew9N Sat 09 May 2020 21:13:10 No. 10293489 Report >>10293455 >Doesn't matter, get up there and start broadcasting for all the world to hear "People of Earth, I have a dire message for all of you. The Arume aren't only conquering the physical reality on Earth, they've invaded the noosphere, the realm of thoughts, as well. DO NOT LET THEM IN YOUR DREAMS, the Arume are higher dimensional entities and serve the three old ones, Moe, Larry, and Curly. They want to build a god-machine to reshape the universe in their image and they need the energy of humanity's dreams to do it. If you see an Arume in your dreams banish it by any means necessary. Look, we don't have much time, their migration to the south pole is imminent, they've already got machines up in the north to begin the process of locking humanity's thoughts inside of the earth for easy harvesting, and they're going to complete their project in the south, so we all have to come together and shut this down. Everybody has to be involved in a human counterstrike against the Arume and their masters, they've even aligned with the psychic vampires and evil clockwork elves to pull off this plan, and I don't know exactly how long it is before they're able to complete it. I'll be connecting with Thoth for advice soon, just hang tight anybody who is listening to this broadcast"
Hidolf Atler, Space Nazi
>>10293455 So are there just people walking around the streets?
"Nien, zvis cannot be . . . Vhat vill I do?"
>Walk around while thinking about this "I must find out vhat has happened to ze Vaterland."
π
>>10293468 Dubs.
You take off running after him. Initially you fail - The shady man is far faster than you. Unnaturally so, in fact - But in the end he trips up while trying to take a shortcut through a patch of brambles and you catch him bound and scratched up by the briars.
His phone slips out of his pockets, turned on and unlocked.
"Dude, what the fuck!?"
>>10293501 (Yes. With umbrellas. I totally didn't forget about the storm.)
While walking around the gloomy, tainted streets of the once proud Vaterland, you start seeing the pedestrians spread out and become rarer. Instead, people who look like they've been drilled at least partially start taking their place.
You've unwittingly started approaching the Saxony resistance.
>>10293489 46
You rattle off your schizo ramblings like you were born for this very purpose. You make up for your natural lack of eloquence with sheer urgency and hope against hope that it reaches the appropiate people. There is apparently no reaction, but it's certainly broadcasting.
Soon, the radio station gets a call from an unknown number.
>>10293471 65
Thankfully, your kidneys aren't compromised yet.
There's a dreadful certainty deep within your soul that they won't last very long, though.
You sit down at a table that's mostly full of people you don't recognise, with the sole exception being your wounded squadmate Aleksandr, and eat the BORSCHT. It is as the rumours said - Not entirely terrible.
John Cock, Detective-Private Eye
John Cock, Detective-Private Eye ID:RmKx/2Of Sat 09 May 2020 21:37:58 No. 10293589 Report >>10293576 >Mount him and grab his phone "Let's see what unsightly horrors you're hiding from the world, ruffian."
>Look through the phone for anything related to Jefferys Henrys IV Volkiv 'Wolf' Melnikov
>>10293576 >ah yes aleksandr, got his crotch mangled for attempting to fight a waman naked >see what he's up to Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo"
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo" ID:HNmcew9N Sat 09 May 2020 21:39:55 No. 10293594 Report >>10293576 >Take the call, still broadcasting and put him on "Yeah, who is it?"
GUNSMASHA
>>10293576 >Wake up >Weapon of preferrence: AK-47 >appearance: Pic Related >Can speak a bit of human Hidolf Atler, Space Nazi
>>10293576 >Wonder what the fuck is going on >Walk over to a random guy "Err, hallo. Vhat ze fack is going on here?"
π
>>10293589 31
You sit on top of the fucker and start sifting through everything you can find on his phone.
You stumble upon what might be a lead - A contact with the same name as Jefferys Henrys IV's wife. Well, almost, as there's one different letter.- But before you can look through the messages, the dude decks your face with a fist that's still wrapped in brambles and takes the phone back.
"Once again, what the FUCK is wrong with you?!"
He semi-untangles himself and tries to run off again.
>>10293590 He's not doing much, just recovering from his grievous, terrible, horrible wounds (The wounds to his pride, which are significantly worse than the ones to his body) by chugging even more vodka than usual.
"Oy, Wolf! Haven't seen you in about a week, what's with the celebration?"
>>10293594 90
"You know too much to be left alone, and not enough to spread the message. We have information for you... Come see us at Wayland, Northeast of the tower. Don't take any detours, we'll be watching"
The man hangs up without waiting for a reply.
>>10293637 99
You wake up, deep in the jungles of the KONGO. You've just successfully chased away three guerrilla fighters who threw an AK-47 at you in jest, not realising the sheer animal rage you were about to unleash on them.
They've left a couple firearms and a half-eaten banana behind them, and you can hear them speaking Kikongo in fearful voices.
They're too terrified of the almighty being of destruction they've created to do anything.
>>10293646 9
A few of the resistance members stare at you, confused about why there's a fucking WW2 re-enactor walking around.
"We're just patrolling. Please, leave the are-"
He's rather rudely interrupted by an airship flying overhead and a nearby building being blown to bits.
Panic ensues pretty quickly afterwards, and the resistance guy drops the conversation to find some cover.
Volkiv 'Wolf' Melnikov
>>10293911 'We saved some civilians... From the virginity'
Chuckle
'But in seriousness we just kicked some arume ass, are you still recovering?'
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo"
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo" ID:HNmcew9N Sat 09 May 2020 22:51:30 No. 10293942 Report >>10293911 >Hmmm, could be Arume, but they also could be human... If they're watching, guess there's no point in not going. If the Arume are there, I can show them what for >Pull out some pencils for wielding and exit the tower, heading northeast while twitchily looking around for these watchers Hidolf Atler, Space Nazi
>>10293911 "Nien! It's happening again!"
>Run for cover, as well >Keep an eye out for more strikes or any other Arume movements GUNSMASHA
>>10293911 >Get the banana and the weapons >Move over to them ''SO LISTEN UP YA USELESS JUNK, YOU'Z MIGHTA 'AVE DONE THINGZ YOU'RZ 'AY BUT NOW WARLORD GUNSMASHA IS IN DA AREA AN' WE'Z GUNNA SMASH EVERYONE WHO'Z STANDZ I OURZ WAYZ''
''OOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOH AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAH''
>Recruit these fine gentlemen to my war host John Cock, Detective-Private Eye
John Cock, Detective-Private Eye ID:RmKx/2Of Sat 09 May 2020 22:57:14 No. 10293961 Report >>10293911 >Grab him by the waist and wrap my arms around him in a vice grip >"I MUST READ THE MESSAGE, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FATE MY FRIEND" π
>>10293942 Dubs.
You catch a few glimpses of a black van tailing you as you advance. They're brief, however. Who would've tought a black vehicle going through empty streets could be so easily hidden?
When you get to Wayland, the van simply stops hiding and stops alongside you...
Then you suddenly find yourself getting shoved into the van with a bag tied around your head.
>>10293951 15
You don't get to cover in time, too distracted by your Dresdehoax flashbacks to avoid the second strike.
Thankfully, it was quite far away. A few pieces of debris from the closest building they targeted did hit you, and while they did hurt like hell and you wound up dropping your luger you're pretty much unharmed.
You still need to get to cover, though.
>>10293955 21
Seeing you start speaking to them, the Kongolese warriors' fear fades away. The situation is just too surreal to feel any fear towards it.
While they do take a few steps back when you OOOH OOH AH AH at them, they recover easily enough and one of them goes to gather the rest of the encampment.
"ARE WE SERIOUSLY GONNA LET A CHIMP TELL US WHAT TO DO?"
"HEELL NAH"
The remaining two, as brave as they're bloody retarded, charge you with a machete each.
>>10293961 95
He keeps trying to hit you and shake you off, but it's to no avail. Your determination to get even the most tangential evidence related to Jeffery's murder is simply too strong.
He finally accepts that he's not getting away, so he does the next best thing: Trying to destroy his phone by throwing it out onto the pavement and letting cars crush it.
...
There are no cars around whatsoever, and the phone remains intact.
>>10293939 Aleksandr laughs at that, a clear indicator that he's been drinking far too much.
"Da, I still recover. It's been a boring week, you know?"
He slams his glass against the table, earning the both of you some startled looks for a second.
"I just wan... I jus wanna shoot somethin'"
Hidolf Atler, Space Nazi
>>10294065 >Pick my Luger back up and holster it >Get to cover again Volkiv 'Wolf' Melnikov
>>10294065 'Not now, this isnt a shooting range'
Whisper to him
'And also because commander Turgenev may fuck you up, like he did to Dmitry'
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo"
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo" ID:HNmcew9N Sat 09 May 2020 23:34:17 No. 10294097 Report >>10294065 >Unleash my epic pencil wielding skills on these nigs "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Miyamoto Musashi
GUNSMASHA
>>10294065 ''THEN DIE YOU'Z BLOODY GITZ''
>Spray them with my shooty π
>>10294097 37
You throw pencils at them, or at wherever you think they are because you can't see shit with that sack around your head.
As a result, you get pinned against the floor of the van and spend the rest of the trip with your arms being forced behind your back.
It's impossible to tell where the van is headed, its path seems to be specially designed to confuse any tagalongs with all the twists and turns.
>>10294111 19
You wake up and immediately wish you hadn't.
Your ears are ringing, you've got burn marks all over your body and you're pretty sure the blast you managed to survive sent a few pieces of shrapnel straight into your legs.
On the bright side, the Arume that had been holding you prisoner until now are all fucking dead, you can walk just fine and you get one (1) weapon of your choice.
>>10294071 68
You get under a sturdy-looking building in time for the next strike to hit. Inside, you can see the guy who was telling you off a few moments ago along with a bunch of other resistance soldiers and a couple of civilians, all of them looking like they're about to shit themselves in fear.
You hear some of them mutter something about the AAs having been sabotaged.
>>10294076 The drunkard winces upon remembering the brutal beatdown Dmitry received, and seemingly partially sobers up out of fear alone.
Before he can reply, however, Dmitry himself passes by with a slight limp.
"aΠ»Ρ, how have you two been? Can you walk already, Volkiv?"
>>10294199 89
You murder the shit out of the two Kongolese in front of you, their feeble human bodies being no challenge whatsoever to your sheer chimp fury.
The third one retreated, however, and should still be on his way to get the rest of the encampment.
Miyamoto Musashi
>>10294204 >walk out with bokken in hand and check what happened to them GUNSMASHA
>>10294204 ''TIMEZ TO START KILLIN''
>Murder the shit out of the encapment John Cock, Detective-Private Eye
John Cock, Detective-Private Eye ID:RmKx/2Of Sun 10 May 2020 00:10:35 No. 10294220 Report >>10294065 >Scan the contents of the evidence Hidolf Atler, Space Nazi
>>10294204 "Ze AA? Vhere are ze flak eighty-eight's and ze Flakpanzer's?! Arrgh, forget it! I'll do it myself."
>Head outside all sneaky like and start looking for any form of anti-aircraft weaponry Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo"
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo" ID:HNmcew9N Sun 10 May 2020 00:13:23 No. 10294227 Report >>10294204 >Flip myself over and get the fucking bag off of my head Volkiv 'Wolf' Melnikov
>>10294204 'Take a guess, I dont have to be limping my way through'
Do a weak kick on Dmitry's fucked leg
'Unlike others...'
>Dmitry atleast didnt fought a woman naked and sacrificed future generations for uh, i forgot why he was naked again :o))). π
>>10294227 39
The van stops, and you don't get the chance to flip yourself over before one of the men pulls the bag off your head and pulls you to your feet before roughly dragging you off the van.
"We're here. Now, do you want to get answers? Then behave. We won't be putting up with tantrums like this"
You can see a tall, featureless building in front of you. There is absolutely fucking nothing around other than the building, and the building itself has no marks of any kind except for a blank triangle engraved on the door.
>>10294228 "oΠΉ! Watch it, cunt!"
He was naked because of a mixture of napalm and very, very strong alcohol. He doused himself in one and drank the other, and then did it again but backwards.
Fun times.
"Anyways, you've been assigned to refugee duty today. Lots of people come here now that the Arume are moving again, and we can't settle them all. When you're done over here, go ask the commander for directions."
π
>>10294209 67
There's not a lot of info you can glean from the corpses, other than the fact they're fucking charred. Something bombarded the building you were being held in and freed you by accident, as far as you can tell.
The ringing in your ears is starting to subside, and you can hear crackling fire and a few screams in the distance.
>>10294214 29
Quantity eventually beats quality, and this incident proves it beyond a shadow of doubt.
You descended on the men who'd gathered to put an end to the chimp menace instead of murdering the coward before he could let them know you were here, but the same chimp rage that makes you so fearsome makes you really, really fucking inaccurate.
You spend all of your ammo, but there are seven of them left.
The Kongolese fighters open fire on you, severely wounding one of your arms.
>>10294220 87
Turns out the contact was indeed the wife of Jefferys Henrys IV and the shady guy (Who was currently pretty badly beaten up and still groaning from among the briars) had simply misspelt her name like a fucking retard.
The texts date back to a week before Henrys IV's murder, but there's nothing openly suspicious about them. There's three importants bit of data there, however.
First, despite the fact this man had a lot of contacts, none of them had actual numbers registered to their (Strangely generic) names.
Second, there are no messages between the phone's owner and any of the other contacts.
Third, Jefferys' wife complained about wiped hard-drives and lost data almost constantly.
>>10294222 47
You see nothing even vaguely resembling the anti-aircraft weaponry of the Reich, no matter how hard you look.
You do see a few men firing things that look kind of close to Raketenpanzerbüchse anti-tank weaponry up at the airships, and you can see that one of them just knocked himself out with the recoil and left his weapon there.
Miyamoto Musashi
>>10294401 >must be arume. Better get outta here before more show up >try to leave the building and see where I am Hidolf Atler, Space Nazi
>>10294401 >Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm "Mein Gott, zhey have been advancing nearly as fast as us!"
>Grab that bad boy and see if there's any ammunition around for it Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo"
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo" ID:HNmcew9N Sun 10 May 2020 01:07:24 No. 10294421 Report >>10294400 "What the hell are you going kidnapping me like that? And who are you?"
Volkiv 'Wolf' Melnikov
>>10294400 I dont know how this fucker isnt covered in bandages for the whole month
'Didnt knew I was the personal babysitter of a bunch of people, but alright.'
Check if I got weapons on me
'Tell me, do I got a party to work with?'
John Cock, Detective-Private Eye
John Cock, Detective-Private Eye ID:RmKx/2Of Sun 10 May 2020 01:11:49 No. 10294432 Report >>10294401 BASED RETARD
"Hmmmmmm, could this fellow have been using multiple aliases, or..."
>Turn back to the fellow and mount him again "YOU THERE! YES YOU! TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS PHONE, WHO IT BELONGS TO, AND WHAT RELATION THE OWNER HAS WITH ONE JEFFERYS HENRYS IVY!"
>Stare directly into his eyeballs saying all of this and continue to stare into the depths of his soul unblinking until he provides a satisfactory answer π
>>10294405 18
You try to exit the wreck of a building, but some falling debris blocks your path as you move. Apparently, the building's been structurally compromised.
That is to say, it's all fucked and you need to find another exit soon before you get crushed.
In front of you is a pile of concrete and rebar and assorted fucking bullshit.
Behind you, there's a flight of stairs going up, a hallway and another set of stairs leading into a basement.
>>10294409 64
There are two HEAT and two HESH rounds nearby for your strange futuristic weapon.
Neither of them is the best for shooting at aircraft, but they both go boom and that's most likely enough considering the pinch you've found yourself in.
>>10294421 "That info is strictly need-to-know. You don't need to know, not yet. Get moving, now"
One of the men pushes the door open, and the other one coaxes you into the building. There's checkered flooring in the main room, and everything looks orderly.
>>10294422 Neither does he, and perhaps that's for the best.
"Not babysitter. You'll be sifting through them, and chasing off anyone who doesn't fit the criteria to pass through. Expect some violence unless you're extremely lucky, but kill none of them."
Your trusty (Pick two weapons you faggot) are back in your room.
"And yeah, you're getting sent to a post with five other people. I don't know who they are yet, though"
>>10294432 82
Your terrifying stare grinds the man's resistance down and he tells you everything he knows.
Unfortunately, it's not a lot.
"Look, I found this laying around on the floor and picked it up, okay!? It's not mine! See the cracks? Someone threw it from a vehicle, when I saw it it was like this and the air smelled like smoke and- and-"
Your stare was a bit too powerful, apparently.
Hidolf Atler, Space Nazi
>>10294487 >Take the HESH, the airships can't be that heavily armoured >Load my new toy "Stop, alien scum, you're ruining ze plans!"
>Blast the next one that flies past Miyamoto Musashi
>>10294487 >go down the hallway and look for some exit John Cock, Detective-Private Eye
John Cock, Detective-Private Eye ID:RmKx/2Of Sun 10 May 2020 01:36:01 No. 10294508 Report >>10294487 "DAMNIT"
>Get off the boy, he's had enough for one day >Store the phone in my pocket for now, maybe the police station will have some method for finding the owner of this phone Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo"
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo" ID:HNmcew9N Sun 10 May 2020 01:39:41 No. 10294524 Report π
>>10294496 Dubs.
You decided to use the anti-building warheads to target the airship. It may not have been the wisest of choices, but it worked nevertheless.
The MATADOR fires smoothly and the shot lands straight against one of the airship's weak points.
It starts losing altitude rapidly, only to blow the fuck up when it's close to the ground.
Did the remains of the ship hit a bunch of civilians? Probably, but that doesn't matter because they're all crypto-juden anyways.
>>10294508 You leave the fag laying there in the brambles, still scared out of his mind and muttering to himself about how mom always told him not to pick up abandoned electronics.
Stuffing the phone into your pocket, you head over to the nearest police station.
It's empty, apparently, but maybe you'll find some useful data there?
>>10294497 39
You run down the hallway looking for an exit. Another bomb detonates, cracks spread through the walls and the ringing in your ears returns again. But at least the building hasn't crushed you yet.
You finally see the exit at the end of the hallway, to your left. The exit is still blocked, not by debris this time but by a moribund Arume.
Shouldn't be too hard to finish her off and pass through.
>>10294524 They lead you up a set of stairs. And another one. And another. And another...
Your legs are starting to get tired when you finally get to the top floor, and your eyes are just as tired of the chessboard tiling on every single floor and the completely plain surface of every single wall.
In the end, they bring you to an unmarked door.
"Go in. The boss will fill you in on what you need to know and what you don't need to ask about"
Hidolf Atler, Space Nazi
>>10294583 "WUNDERBAR!"
>Load another and check the general situation to see if the Arume are doing anything other than bombing stuff Miyamoto Musashi
>>10294583 >BOKKEN her and walk out Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo"
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo" ID:HNmcew9N Sun 10 May 2020 02:01:14 No. 10294624 Report >>10294583 >Walk right in >Breathe in "So, you know about the Arume and clockwork elves, do you?"
John Cock, Detective-Private Eye
John Cock, Detective-Private Eye ID:RmKx/2Of Sun 10 May 2020 02:02:57 No. 10294637 Report >>10294583 "Hmmmm"
>Stand in place while expressing a thonking face "HMMMMMMMMM"
>BRAIN LIGHTNING "IVE GOT IT! I'll find a computer terminal and check their files for these names in the phone one by one!"
>Grin and nod to myself like I've just completed some immensely important task, then find a computer π
>>10294607 92
You bokken her to death in a single hit and make it out of the crumbling building with little effort. Once more, the ringing in your ears starts subsiding.
Looking around the outside of the place, you can see the building you were in was an Arume base. Part of one, rather, and it's getting carpet bombed.
The area around you has already been ruined pretty thoroughly, so it's not likely that you'll get bombed again.
>>10294624 Fag behind the desk: "...What's this about clockwork elves?"
Uniformed man α: "Pay that part no mind, a great deal of his guesses is wrong."
Fag behind the desk: "What the hell did you bring him here for, then?"
Uniformed man β: "Because a great deal of his guesses is right, too."
The faggot behind the desk pinches the bridge of his nose.
"Well, we know about half of that. Care to tell us what you know once again, slower this time?"
>>10294637 95
You make your way to a computer and, through sheer dumb luck and perseverance, you find a massive list of names.
Then you start the long, long process of finding each of the names on the contact list, one by one...
You black out for half a second halfway through, and notice the names on the computer have been rearranged and now it's running slower.
What's more, you've only found two names within the list so far when by all metrics you should've found seven already. None of them had any information, either.
>>10294604 71
Most of them seem to be retreating after the first airship fell, but they're still within range for the moment.
A few of them are still there, however. Some are unloading Arume straight into the middle of the formerly glorious German city, and the rest is desecrating its monuments and its infrastructure directly.
They're the minority by far, though.
Hidolf Atler, Space Nazi
>>10294726 >Find somewhere to hide where I can pop out and have line-of-sight on one of the squads >Once there, pop out and fire the last HESH rocket at them, before hiding back behind cover >Ready my MP40 Miyamoto Musashi
>>10294726 >get away from the arume base just in case and keep an eye out for the niggas that are doing the carpet bomb John Cock, Detective-Private Eye
John Cock, Detective-Private Eye ID:RmKx/2Of Sun 10 May 2020 02:35:27 No. 10294762 Report >>10294726 "Hmmmmmmmmmmm, if my calculations are not forfeit.... YES! I'll have to run the numbers but...."
>Continue going through the list, hopefully completely running through it without something impeccable happening or just collapsing from exhaustion Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo"
Jack Danger, conspiracy theorist and "schizo" ID:HNmcew9N Sun 10 May 2020 02:38:29 No. 10294770 Report >>10294726 >INHALES "You see, the Arume are actually higher dimensional aliens, and they want to harness the human noosphere to power their god machine. They've building machines on the poles to trap in the consciousness of humanity for easier harvesting, right now they have to forcefully invade dreams. They've allied themselves with psychic vampires and evil factions of clockwork elves. They work for 3 ancient evils Moe, Larry, and Curly, I don't know what their deal specifically was but it will result in the complete eradication of humanity if they get this through."
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>>10294735 Dubs.
You fire a HESH warhead once again, this time against a bunch of unarmoured Arume.
For some bizarre reason, it works just fine. The plastic explosives within the damn thing spread out extremely thin on the floor (After slamming straight through one of the soldiers) and ignite, blowing the whole squad the fuck up.
Now the Arume know you're here, and they're fucking afraid.
>>10294739 2
You try to get away... But unfortunately, the only exit is on the other, not yet wrecked side of the base.
You can make a sprint for it or try to find another exit by crawling around on the wreckage - Neither of those options is even close to being safe.
>>10294762 Dubs.
A third name, Matthew Jermyn, is all you find.
He lives somewhere in Providence, apparently, and he was born in 1978.
His occupation is-
Electricity abruptly cuts out and the computer shuts down. Power returns soon afterwards, but the computer is still dead.
Someone or something is fucking around with your research, that much is crystal clear.
>>10294770 The boss man freezes. Then he fails to suppress a chuckle, Then he freezes again.
Fag behind the desk: "You've got a lot of the pieces, Mr..."
He shoots one of the uniformed men a pointed stare and gets a file thrown at him in response.
Fag behind the desk: "...Danger. But I'm afraid you're connecting them all wrong. I'm going to give you two options now, Mr. Danger, and I want you to choose carefully."
"First, you swear secrecy and work for me. You'll know the truth, but you'll never get to share it until my own higher-ups decide it's time. Otherwise, we let you leave with your information incomplete as it is. Once again, we'll be forced to suppress you if you happen to guess anything that's too close to reality again..."
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