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Anonymous ID:6P+xbFpw Sun 10 May 2020 00:28:26 No.10294292 View View Reply Original Report

I want to illegally immigrate to somewhere like Somalia where I'm unlikely to be deported. Or maybe France because I hear the Legion likes it when you do it illegally.

How? Stow away on a boat?

Wandering Jew

Wandering Jew ID:IYtxe1D0 Sun 10 May 2020 00:32:18 No.10294303 Report

Quoted By: >>10294312

>>10294292
Why would you want to leave the US in the first place? It's the greatest country on Earth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6P+xbFpw Sun 10 May 2020 00:35:49 No.10294312 Report

Quoted By: >>10294328

>>10294303
Because why do only the refugees get the thrill of immigrating illegally?

Also, Mogadishu University has reasonable tuition rates. I can't afford college here. 5 years in the Legion gets you a French citizenship, which opens the EU to me.

Wandering Jew

Wandering Jew ID:IYtxe1D0 Sun 10 May 2020 00:38:44 No.10294328 Report

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>>10294312
>5 years in the Legion gets you a French citizenship, which opens the EU to me.
That does sound like a good deal, but I've read they're really harsh on non-French speakers. If you can brave that I say you should at least try.

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Anonymous ID:6P+xbFpw Sun 10 May 2020 00:44:39 No.10294349 Report

Quoted By: >>10294434

Somalia seems like the wild west. They're currency crashed once and everyone would only take American money.

I figure a white American might do well over there. Maybe I could be a pirate, or warlord if I wanted.

Is the IRA still fighting? That'd be fun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6P+xbFpw Sun 10 May 2020 00:51:48 No.10294380 Report

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The Czech Republic is based and I'd love to live there but they'd just deport my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pCG77Eh7 Sun 10 May 2020 01:13:24 No.10294434 Report

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>>10294349
I think the IRA cooled down.
I bet it's not hard at all to get a visa to Somalia and then just overstay it. It's not like they have the resources or a damn to give about stopping you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l/xivykC Sun 10 May 2020 01:19:21 No.10294443 Report

Quoted By: >>10294461

so you want to infiltrate other countries and taint them with your americunt propaganda

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6P+xbFpw Sun 10 May 2020 01:21:26 No.10294452 Report

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The average penis size in Somalia is 9.1in. BBC is real there; I'm outclassed.

Are the Chechens still shooting at the Russians? I bet the language is a pain in the ass to learn though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6P+xbFpw Sun 10 May 2020 01:23:17 No.10294461 Report

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>>10294443
Not at all. I intend to assimilate and learn the language wherever I end up. I'd have to learn Somali to study there.

I'm just using the fact I'm an amerimutt to get a good start.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6P+xbFpw Sun 10 May 2020 01:32:08 No.10294493 Report

Quoted By: >>10294507

I've wondered:

If you're a bad dude, you run to Mexico. What if you're such a bad dude the federalis are on your ass and you have to go even further south?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2aUASp89 Sun 10 May 2020 01:36:01 No.10294507 Report

Quoted By: >>10294532

>>10294493
then you go even further south

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6P+xbFpw Sun 10 May 2020 01:41:36 No.10294532 Report

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>>10294507
The TransAmerican highway sounds poetic as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:crOvK6fW Sun 10 May 2020 01:44:07 No.10294544 Report

Quoted By: >>10294577

>>10294292
Americans are loved internationally for their money. You can get citizenship in many a country, if you have gibs to gib their gov for the fees to grease the wheels.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6P+xbFpw Sun 10 May 2020 01:50:33 No.10294577 Report

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>>10294544
I was hoping to use my gibs to buy AK47s and pay bribes.

Pictured: a Somali hospital.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fMetV20h Sun 10 May 2020 02:46:08 No.10294806 Report

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The somalis would probably kill you. some parts of the midwest are already somalia 2.0

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