>>10296035you think you mastered anal arts by trainibg for couple years
mother ficker I was born in them, I was molded by them, when my biological mother tried to abort me the sherpa that was in charge of disposing of my frail fetus smuggled me inside his anus
he kept me fed, safe and warm in his anus for following 4 weeks before I became too large even for his anus to handle, whence he birthed my (my second birthday) and kept me in chicken coup incubator until I could retain my own body temp
I can sense the liquid death minutrs beforehand, my anal reflexes are beyond your imagination as it takes longer for a particle of light to get from one end of football field to the other than it takes for my anus to stiffen in expactance of iminant booty infiltration or migration of fecal matter from colon to fabric of my undergarments
you talk big for a guy who can't even control his bowel movement
but I have a digressive question, where does your name come from?
like it's obvious where Reimu's name comes from and for Ritsu I asume his comes from the drummer keion, but I can't remember any anime with noteworthy character called kanae