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>>1029977

Here m8. Let American joe help fill you in.

No greentext. Ok?

Be me.
Usa man.
Decide i want soup.
Get bowl.
Add watah.
Open can of soup shit
Microwave
Tip the microwave for not spitting in my soup
Get shot by a nigger that walked in to rape my arian family cause i dont lock my doors
Tip while clapping
Foods done. You can tell cause it shoots you while tip clapping.
Tip again for gopd measure
Enjoy soup
Clap

Am i still funny guys?? Like op? Am i funny like op yet? Am i cool? Ill tip you guys. Promise.

Clap.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6/8NPzpb Wed 14 Jun 2017 07:49:49 No.1030062 Report

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>>1029977
>>1029988
>>1030011
>>1030044
>>1030055
this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WACpeZyU Wed 14 Jun 2017 07:52:51 No.1030078 Report

Quoted By: >>1030087

No, I for one, pretend the microwave is a bomb, and when it gets to five seconds I take cover and cover my ears.

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Anonymous ID:6/8NPzpb Wed 14 Jun 2017 07:55:08 No.1030087 Report

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>>1030078
I thought that I was the only one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O45QPcFw Wed 14 Jun 2017 07:57:20 No.1030099 Report

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>>1030001
>i think you just make stuff up, never heard of this
>never heard of this
>i think

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pr1wnoet Wed 14 Jun 2017 07:58:02 No.1030105 Report

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>>1029977

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qEUExOB3Qv

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Anonymous ID:hc7KenmE Wed 14 Jun 2017 08:10:13 No.1030170 Report

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>>1029977
>be britbog
>have to catch the tram to work
>pass by the queen on my way there
>godsavethequeen.gif
>late for tram because of queen's parade
>decide to take my umbrella to work instead
>fly umbrella to street my office is on
>almost get hit by car driving on the left side
>go into building
>take my top hat off and straiten my petticoat
>Big Ben starts to ring
>everyone in the office stops what they're doing and gets up
>"tea time everyone"
>we all shuffle over to a table and take out our tea cups
>the boss pours our tea while his assistant passes our crumpets
>dip crumpet
>decide to ear crumpet while my tea cools
>bite into crumpet
>front teeth fall out

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Anonymous ID:756VYzQk Wed 14 Jun 2017 09:21:19 No.1030596 Report

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dubs means global warming is true

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