>>1030181*coughs, sputtering cheeto dust everywhere*
>uhhhhggghuuhhh, muh *hheeerrrk* 4chan ohhrruuguunaleety *uggh**lets out a wet fart, his 100lb ass cheeks (each) sputtering toghterger and unleashing the stench of dried shit unto the room*
>the normies got to it, ugh, it was cool when I was into.... ugh,.... into...*takes a shot of insulin. the stench of his BO has caused most people to flee the room*
>aahaaghg, uhgh, as i was saying, KEKistan was KEWL when I was into it... *pants* ugh, i need to sit down...*another wet fart sputters from the ass. but this wasn't just a fart........ no, wet , awrm, pungent shit has begun to drip from the massive ass and otno the the couch....*
>normies, yeah, ugh, they ruin everything. I am SOOO muchh better than that... i hope you see things like EYE doo anon... heh.. so...*a horrible sound excretes from the ass, a kind of BRAAAAAAAP sound. he's not even trying to hide it, he shat himself
>aagggh, sorry anon, too much milk. So, anon, uhguugh, heh, as i was saying.... your cousin is pretty cute... i know she's only 15, but we should take a trip to germany.... just you me and her...>BBBBBBBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPAPPPRTTRLRLLRLRLTTTTTTTTT 
