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It's a chicken spy device to be used against people who try to grow their own food, currently only deployed in cities but soon; everywhere. You're speaking to your white neighbour over the fence, you ask him how his eggs turned out this morning, way better than the estrogen filled, globohomo synthetic bug-protein eggs that you get as part of your weekly state ration he says, you both laugh, you're about to compliment his rainwater collector but you hear a cluck, you look over, it's this motherfucker, he just recorded everything you said and reported you to the local Monsanto food-independence task force. Why? You told your wife you had been falling behind on your state-mandated culture quota and would soon cook him into a curry, he knew, this way he gets to keep living, you'd have done the same thing. You hear sirens in the distance and the faint whine of a taser drone, those spring onion roots you've been re-growing in a glass of water by the kitchen window will get you 15 years alone, you should have eaten the bugs.
