>>10315757no, you have actually slept for 18 years
the world outside your bedroom has ceased to exist
music now only consists of one singular beat per song, straight people have to undergo mandatory sexual orientation reversal therapy, rich people are forced to give all of their money to minorities, they are now the richest on earth, and everyone's wives are virtual simulations: all the minorities get the high end cat-girls, us British lads get Margaret Thatcher
welcome to the age of progression
