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Quoted By: >>10317008 >>10317424
>"I don't wanna see a man's ass"
>nice try fag
Men are eyesores that don't belong in any visible media.
The only sin is giving to eyesores because eyesores give to whores as
if celestial royalty were rather their pet children.
All a pussy does is give to eyesores. Giving to eyesores is being a pussy.
Being propussy is the only sin.
Eyesores could give celestial royalty all the riches in the world and still not deserve ANY "pussy".
Eyesores don't even deserve pussy to exist for them, or to have dicks to fuck it with.
Justice is eyesores getting jammed by celestial royalty doggy style.
Men deserve to be teased by BIRDS of the air rather than given “pussy” by “chicks“ of the ground,
like dogs chained to Earth by gravity jumping up at celestial royalty occupying the catbirds' seat.
There's no way to justify men's appearance in vidya.
Mario is an eyesore (knowing everything looks cooler than men, Sega made Sonic**).
Peach's pussy makes her masochistic making her dress like shit to become an eyesore as well.
Pussy and resulting penis envy
compromise the total integrity of chicks' minds making them whores.
Independent birds are the only true women with actual minds.
Chicks are mindless pets compared to independent birds
If you prefer chicks to birds, your mother is a joke and a whore.
**Kids' media is filled with furry characters to delay the realization that ALL men are eyesores.
If you then feature cool looking women, men whose mothers were birds
will actively desire to look like women rather than men only without a pussy
because that would make them whoring chicks instead.
Birds are the only straight thing that exists.
Here's how the straightness of sexuality works:
bird+bird: 100% straight
man+chick: 50% straight
man+man: 100% gay
This all means that gayness is nothing more than the visible presence of male bodies in anything.
To enjoy seeing men is to be gay.
>nice try fag
Men are eyesores that don't belong in any visible media.
The only sin is giving to eyesores because eyesores give to whores as
if celestial royalty were rather their pet children.
All a pussy does is give to eyesores. Giving to eyesores is being a pussy.
Being propussy is the only sin.
Eyesores could give celestial royalty all the riches in the world and still not deserve ANY "pussy".
Eyesores don't even deserve pussy to exist for them, or to have dicks to fuck it with.
Justice is eyesores getting jammed by celestial royalty doggy style.
Men deserve to be teased by BIRDS of the air rather than given “pussy” by “chicks“ of the ground,
like dogs chained to Earth by gravity jumping up at celestial royalty occupying the catbirds' seat.
There's no way to justify men's appearance in vidya.
Mario is an eyesore (knowing everything looks cooler than men, Sega made Sonic**).
Peach's pussy makes her masochistic making her dress like shit to become an eyesore as well.
Pussy and resulting penis envy
compromise the total integrity of chicks' minds making them whores.
Independent birds are the only true women with actual minds.
Chicks are mindless pets compared to independent birds
If you prefer chicks to birds, your mother is a joke and a whore.
**Kids' media is filled with furry characters to delay the realization that ALL men are eyesores.
If you then feature cool looking women, men whose mothers were birds
will actively desire to look like women rather than men only without a pussy
because that would make them whoring chicks instead.
Birds are the only straight thing that exists.
Here's how the straightness of sexuality works:
bird+bird: 100% straight
man+chick: 50% straight
man+man: 100% gay
This all means that gayness is nothing more than the visible presence of male bodies in anything.
To enjoy seeing men is to be gay.