>>10359789i will tell you a story or two
when i was a kid, there was this giant spider the size of a dinner plate, it was colourful and had a spiky carapace like body almost like a crabs, it kept jumping at people
we smashed it, we hit it with a pressure washer, we shot it with a pellet gun, we impaled it with a pitch fork and decapiated it and it was still going, you would smash that fucker, roll it in as hard as you can then you'd lift the object up and it would keep going
we trapped it and burnt it to death, it kept jumping around inside the container as it burned and melted down around them, until it finally fucking died
after that we moved to the city, there were holes in our yard, and a lot of little spiders lived in them (like ants) and would come out at night and hunt
they were furry, bit hard and were also resistant to smashing, i still dont know what the fuck those were but if you live in a rural wooded wasteland like canada and havent seen anything as bad then i dont believe you
