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>>1036514
I figured as such, and at first I was going to reply to the mic to blow it out hit ass, but then I realized that it's actually sound advice for you and your constipation problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hkynIN5I Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:07:30 No.1036564 Report

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>>1036514
I try not to meme or shitpost when it comes to health.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zInfxu6n Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:13:21 No.1036652 Report

Quoted By: >>1036679 >>1036719

>>1036550
>>1036564
Well it isn't a meme I do actually have problems with constipation IBS and my doctor dad is friends with a poo-in-loo doctor who suggested to me that I should take Amitiza and Linzess for my sharting problems. Coming to find out it does work for me.

But yeah, memes are real.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tDZ1u2sH Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:14:09 No.1036661 Report

Quoted By: >>1036717

>>1036209
You are a little babby. I didn't shit for 23 days once.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zInfxu6n Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:15:27 No.1036679 Report

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>>1036652
The poo-in-loo doctor also has the same condition I have, I forgot to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zInfxu6n Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:17:56 No.1036717 Report

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>>1036661
>23 days
Legendary

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tDZ1u2sH Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:18:02 No.1036719 Report

Quoted By: >>1036783 >>1036815

>>1036652
Anxiety = bowel regularity for me
Depression = constipation

This is what IBS is all about.

I was only constipated for 23 days once because I was an alcoholic detoxing. My body had forgotten how to process food properly, my diet was 90% liquor and beer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A9w/L90V Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:20:00 No.1036754 Report

Quoted By: >>1036815

>>1036209
I'll bite.
If you were literally dying I'm pretty sure you'd be given laxatives for free here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tDZ1u2sH Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:21:37 No.1036783 Report

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>>1036719
>What it feels like
Take three steps and be in immense pain. Feels like someone shoved a baseball bat up your ass.
>How big was your shit?
I broke the toilet for a couple days, and that was only the first one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:t3DeIPPJ Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:23:41 No.1036810 Report

Quoted By: >>1036866

>>1036209
What did you eat?

I have never been constipated in my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZMoRyuwd Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:23:54 No.1036813 Report

Quoted By: >>1036866

>>1036209
smoking cigarettes is very good for the digestive system

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zInfxu6n Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:24:08 No.1036815 Report

Quoted By: >>1036837

>>1036719
Ah yes, you read me like a book, leaf. I am indeed severely depressed and anxious. Didn't know other 4channers had this problem as well. Did you feel like absolute shit with all that alcohol inside of you?

>>1036754
You responded late.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tDZ1u2sH Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:25:12 No.1036837 Report

Quoted By: >>1036971

>>1036815
Oh I was sober when I got constipated. Before that I usually had the whiskey shits.

The booze melts your mind after a while, thankfully after my 7th try I've been sober for 5 years now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zInfxu6n Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:26:46 No.1036866 Report

Quoted By: >>1036977

>>1036810
>>1036813
I usually eat milk and wheat products. No vegetables. Lots of liquid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zInfxu6n Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:33:21 No.1036971 Report

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>>1036837
I had the anxiety and depression problems long before I touched alcohol. I'm not an alcoholic however but for some reason I subconsciously cucked my brain somehow (by willpower) and started having these psychosomatic problems, the IBS is a major contribution of it. I tried to reverse the brain chemicals by taking LSD with my friend but I freaked and it worsened my situation rather than helping it. I fear I may have these ailments for life.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t3DeIPPJ Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:33:47 No.1036977 Report

Quoted By: >>1037058

>>1036866
>no vegetables
That will be why anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zInfxu6n Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:38:15 No.1037058 Report

Quoted By: >>1037078 >>1037145

>>1036977
Well let me re-iterate. I have eaten vegetables but they don't help with constipation so after contemplating whether I should include it within my diet, I saw no point and have refrained from it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CrmJywbi Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:39:12 No.1037078 Report

Quoted By: >>1037120

>>1037058
Bullshit, only vegetables that americuck eat are on the hamburgers and those ain't vegetables but materialized diseases.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zInfxu6n Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:41:35 No.1037120 Report

Quoted By: >>1037217

>>1037078
I'm of high middle class status. I have access to vegetables all the time. Lack of vegetables has absolutely nothing to do with my ailments.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t3DeIPPJ Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:43:05 No.1037145 Report

Quoted By: >>1037210

>>1037058
You need more then, or just less unhealthy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zInfxu6n Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:46:51 No.1037210 Report

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>>1037145
Do you think more vegetables would help with my IBS? I think the root pf the problem isn't lack of vegetables but rather my mental ailments.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZMoRyuwd Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:47:19 No.1037217 Report

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>>1037120
buy a pack of cigarettes, make some strong coffee, take a least three cups and two smokes per cup.
fixed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s4aQfYn7 Wed 14 Jun 2017 20:56:06 No.1037335 Report

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>>1036209
blow it out your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GxX6GQEl Wed 14 Jun 2017 21:15:47 No.1037593 Report

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>>1036345
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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