>be american
>wake up in the morning and boil water in microwave for morning coffee
>make bullet-proof coffee (pic related)
>We literally become bullet-proof
>When tyrone shoots us we wont go to hospital & end up with $100,000+tip hospital bill from dr.jewburg shekelstein
This is also why school shooters pick schools as our children dont usually drink coffee.
>The caffine in coffee gives us a laxative effect that prepares us for our 9am shart-in-mart
What about any of the confuses you eurotrash? It makes perfect sense to us. Are you europoors literally retarded?