>>1039306I like to shart in aisle 7, that way I get to hear the guy on the speaker say "clean up on aisle 7".
I also like to hide and wait for the Russian janitor to come by so I can stuff his face in my poo, then I run out of the store without paying for any of my items. When the police begin to chase me I pull out my 9mm, which I always carry on me. I then proceed to fire on the police who also return fire on me. Eventually I am outnumbered and shot dead, which is racists because I might be 1/5th black. BLM protests my dead because the cops killed me, which is obviously racist. Later that day, Russia's economy collapses and they become the laughing stock of the world.
